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keep the slangs coming

you shud make jokes about prostitutes. that's the point the thread is pointing at.

normal comments can be made but not to forget the topic of the thread.

A passer-by watched two hausa men in a garden. One was digging holes and the other was immediately filling them in again.

'Tell me, 'said the passer-by, 'What on earth are you doing?' 

'Well, 'said the digger, 'Usually there are three of us. I dig, Musa plants and Adamu fills in the hole.

Today Musa is away unwell, but that doesn't mean Adamu and I have to take the day off, does it?'

'God,' inquired Adam, 'Why did you make Eve so beautiful?'

'So you would love her.'

'But why did you make her so dumb?'

'So she would love you.'

Anne put an advertisement in the 'classifieds' : Husband Wanted.

Next day Anne received hundreds of letters. They all said the same thing : You can have mine.

[size=13pt]A young boy was asked by his Sunday school teacher, why was Jesus crucified?

The boy answered because Jesus went to Egypt without visa!! You know the Egyptians don’t like Jews [/size]

make him try am na

he doesn't even look like Kanu's dog not to talk of Kanu himself.

The Jokes section Amusement Park

Naija criminals

studio na woman head gear.

married women are something else. lol

wen everyone knws ur middle name to be 'guilty as charged'

you no sabi read again ni? and you're talking about your origin.

una don hear when naija slangs dey for inglish. abeg u guys shud come home, please.

the guy na aspiring police na

is that the conductor talking? weldone o

This guy don dey suffer tey tey sef

abeg clear enter gutter where ya mates dem dey live.

We can comment on the jokes and chat with fellow members in such a way that it directs to the original poster's topic.

The chatting is prohibited.

For example the good morning, good evening and other greetings aiint necessary.

Those love kisses and yarns posted by some of the peeps in here wouldn't be bad if it is restricted to the chat thread or a special thread instead of poluting all threads "they" enter wiff it.

Lone emoticons of kisses, cool and all that is also not necessary. it's making the place real boring.

Let every comments and posts by individuals not be directed to any person but to the subject or topic of the thread. And we'll get the place heating and other NL members will like coming in.

A thread like "When it comes to sex" is dedicated to romantic talks and love bla bla so such jokes or posts shud go there.

The chat thread created by the admin itself ia also dedicated to members for chatting purpose.

what is difficult in this. Pls let's co-operate and let our posts be counting. It's not easy to type just a comment abeg.

see tit repitition.

see as I even promote you, no be dry cleaning you dey do for oshodi?

Naija na the best

this guy has left the romance section to this place with his too many stories.

Xynerio, pls put all ya jokes in one thread.

sylve spectacles don blur

see as ya mouth and eyes dey move at same time

abeg clear enter barracks make we see road.

did you forget your brighter grammer at home?

the mama na human being unlike u na

Pls, put all your jokes in one thread. If it can be called jokes, anyway.

cheii . .who brought this hia?