₦airaland Forum

what else? she'll take care of the baby

Just the way your topic and the content are of different tribes and background.

the village gals are suffer heads o

Because sometimes Laboratories in Naija can lie and put you in trouble.

Even when you're suppose to be tested negative, you might be told you're positive.

We better don't do it, and live our lives in, with and for peace.

There is probably a Jazz

I can't shout! My opposites dey fear me.

Godmother:
I am yet to see a guy that will admit he has a gf

the bois are good.

use the chat thread! ewus

remix

How does dat affect the Nairaland husband? abeg use the chat thread.

lol see suffer

Dani, all my posts aiint chats. If u think my posts are chats then what will u call these:

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sweetliet:
werin dey yanppen hia

sylve11:
we dey gossip u

PeeJee:
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh open mouth wide Una good morning oooo. Phemour wetin dey happen here?

I think this' what we're talking 'bout. I practice what I preach, Dani.

where

that Fashola has made gutter size equivalent to shop size

some comments here are thrilling. Naija need shedding of blood.

I can't shout

no wonder the government hates it when NLC calls for strike.

The problem is after wasting our tax, the time it will take for this to reach completion is probably a year and . . . . Nigerian government is as slow as snail in whatever they do. It aches moi.

I prefer chocolate taste like yours pls come closer

see heart robber

for ye shilren

for wetin? I can't condole those stretch marks.

na you be the clone itself

were you kissing her?

A phone rings in the house a little girl picks it up

"Hello" she says

"Hi honey, this is daddy. Is mommy near the phone?" a voice on the other end answers

"No daddy she is upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul." The little girl quipped

"After a brief pause daddy says "but honey u haven't got an Uncle Paul!"

"Oh yes I do and he is upstairs in the room with mommy right now."

Brief pause "uh okay then, this is what I want u to do put the phone down on the table, run upstairs knock on the bedroom door and shout to mommy daddy's car just pulled in the driveway."

"Ok daddy just a minute."

A while later the little girl comes back to the phone, "done it daddy."

"What happened honey?"

"Well mommy got scared jumped out of bed naked, ran round the room screaming, tripped over and knocked her head on the dresser now she isn’t moving at all."

"What about Uncle Paul?" asked Dad.

"He jumped out the window into the swimming pool but I guess he didn't know you emptied the water last week. He hit the bottom and I think he's dead." Really long pause this time.

Now confused, Daddy says "What swimming pool? Is this 486- 5731?"

"No this is 486-5713."

Sorry its a wrong number