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what is all this Tumfulu!! dat these guys from other sections mention hia. The Tumfulu of a guy has been banned for months now, yet his name is like a model to some.

dem just return! see them under moi

abeg I nominate the CEO of the tatafo section. na now u dey see am?

moses

the guy nick name na barawo

where you brush ya teeth every morning bah?

good for u and the poster

Q: What is the similarity between men and rats?
A: Both keep searching for new holes.

Q: What is the closest thing similar to a woman's period?
A: Your salary, it comes once a month lasts about 5- days and if it doesn't come, it means you are in big trouble.

Q: What's the difference between biology and sociology?
A: When the baby looks like his dad or mom, it's biology. When the baby looks like the neighbour, then it is sociology.

Q: Doctor: You look so weak & exhausted. Are you having 3 meals a day as I have advised?
A: Lady: Doctor, I thought you said 3 males a day.

Q: Girl friend & boy friend went for a movie. In the dark, a mosquito enters the girl's skirt. Guess where it would have bitten?
A: The boy friend's hand.

Q: Tarzan and the animals went to the river to take a bath. Tarzan removed his clothes. All the animals laughed. Tarzan asked "Why"?
A: The animals told him. Your tail is in front".

and the boi never get bear bear for around that place o

Mary goes up to Father Ibotus after his Sunday morning service, and she's in tears. He says, "So what's bothering you, dear?"

She says, "Oh, Father, I've got terrible news. My husband passed away last night."

The priest says, "Oh, Mary, that's terrible! Tell me, Mary, did he have any last requests?"
She says, " he did, Father, "
The priest says, "What did he ask, Mary?"
She says, "He said, "Please, Mary, put down that damn gun, ""

I can imagine how big the poster's head is

Dani was trying to to teach his son the evils of alcohol.
He put a worm in a glass of water & another in a glass of
whiskey.

The worm in the water lived while the one in the whiskey
curled up & died.

"All right, son," Said Dani, "what does that show you?"

"Well dad, it shows that if you drink alcohol you will not
have worms."

I wonder how the squad will be able to track down kidnappers without IT skills. rabbish!

Why shouldn't?

The wives are also praised when the Man is successful.

^{"Behind every successful man, there is a woman."}

The ASUU are a just being a group of pests. They are never satisfied.

for the suffering to end, let ASUU be abolished. All schools has got it's senate.

thank gawd say I get witness.

see toasting

see pple wey don grow beards sef dey behave like shilren

with that ya K-le I sure say no guy go whiz for u

tea wey milk no dey. tseeeeeeeeew

both of u graduated same time

meet doctor dani

By. you no see say dani name no dey for moderator position. ewu

winch wetin u dey do for amstertdam?

Kunbee thnx

una no sabi greet bah?

But everyone cannot coach at same time.

Blame it on their ancestors.

The critics are the worst. Poster it's not good.

"one night stand"? nothing bad with ya stuffs protected against STDs and magun.

what a romantic thread.

so funny. . . .ewu

so the boi flat head sef fit talk