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Jokes Etc › Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by Ben13(mod): 11:49am On Sep 30, 2009
you don dey get power be that o. remember say clems na samuel peter.
Jokes Etc › Re: No Tapping Please! by Ben13(mod): 11:47am On Sep 30, 2009
huh
Jokes Etc › Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by Ben13(mod): 11:30am On Sep 30, 2009
you think say I dey fear the winch?
Jokes Etc › Re: About Nigeria Independence by Ben13(mod): 11:21am On Sep 30, 2009
helep me ask the poster wey no fit appreciate our effort in the 60s
Jokes Etc › Re: What Is A Man's Best Friend? by Ben13(mod): 11:13am On Sep 30, 2009
let the babe be jor angry
Jokes Etc › Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by Ben13(mod): 11:11am On Sep 30, 2009
kind hearted in stealing
Jokes Etc › Re: "i Was'nt Kissing Her by Ben13(mod): 11:09am On Sep 30, 2009
I wasn't kissing her
Jokes Etc › Re: Your Age! by Ben13(mod): 11:02am On Sep 30, 2009
busy bodie
Jokes Etc › Re: No Tapping Please! by Ben13(mod): 11:00am On Sep 30, 2009
I wonder where the thing from come out undecided
Jokes Etc › Re: Tight: ! by Ben13(mod): 10:54am On Sep 30, 2009
wetin you thinkl
Jokes Etc › Re: My Bornday by Ben13(mod): 10:52am On Sep 30, 2009
Ben10 will definitely dance wiff the celebrant after cutting the cake 2gether. Sharap! what else were you expecting?

Warning: everyone must pick from the devil’s basket o, so put on good bras and boxers.

Meanwhile, let the cooking begin. . .

While I take my Rommie to Shoprite for a buffday shopping.
Oya, romade stop okada, make we go shocked

[size=19pt]Happy born day in advance.[/size]

Jokes Etc › Re: My Bornday by Ben13(mod): 10:48am On Sep 30, 2009
The D-day: grin

Sylve and the mama, Lola will stand at gate as our tested and trusted securities/ bouncers. Sure the mama’s frontside and backside will go a long way scaring away all area boiz. shocked

Clems of course will be there to dress my Rommie up.

Dani remains the moderator even in the party. No illegal standing: anyone that eats more than one plate of food should be ban.

Tytylayor, Abbey and Mykolo will handle the pin up. Tyty and abbey don tey for this biz, as they're seen doing this in all parties on the Island; Mykolo can learn fast. cheesy

Tonye-T and some others already told me they’ll be coming by the closing, cos they've got no trousers. So, their job is to make sure all plates and pots are washed.
Jokes Etc › Re: My Bornday by Ben13(mod): 10:45am On Sep 30, 2009
……. Everyone already know Teissys darling to be the cake designer.

Gabry will lead this group of Bene, sweetliet, Arcani and Abbygirl to make sure every delicacy is prepared to suit everyone’s tastes. We just pray she doesn’t fart.

Phemour and Peejee will bring down all crates of Smirnoff and small stouts.

Busybodie20 will do supervision. Her name says it all. shocked
Jokes Etc › Re: My Bornday by Ben13(mod): 10:44am On Sep 30, 2009
Dickele will sweep the party ground, dust the chairs and launch the trampolines, failure to do this, no food for him.

Studio and Ble will get their desktops ready with 1,000musics as our DJs for the parry. Trust me; they are going to make a good combination.

Jeovy, by.dot and little Bbee will both wear the Mickey Mouse. Oooops, they already look like mickey, so we the organizers no go spend money on that.
Jokes Etc › Re: My Bornday by Ben13(mod): 10:43am On Sep 30, 2009
It’s my Romade’s birthday, so let’s get the place heating.

All preparation starts tomorrow.
For those who will be present, there is enough rice and stew to make your day.
Those who don’t have the hope of eating on October 4 as a result of recession should hang on any available BRT bus or DAF trucks (it’ll be free of charge) travel straight to Romade’s house cos whether you buy Ankara or not semo is available for you.

RSVP hotlines:
070-semo-dey-plenty, 070-chop-b4uleave, 070-try-not2get-banned (cos dani definitely must be there)
Jokes Etc › Re: My Bornday by Ben13(mod): 10:41am On Sep 30, 2009
see corporate begging
Sports › Re: Best Ogedengbe Is Dead? by Ben13: 6:23pm On Sep 29, 2009
RIP goalkeeper
Jokes Etc › Re: Farmer John by Ben13(mod): 4:43pm On Sep 29, 2009
kiss
Events › Re: Facebook Award 2009? by Ben13: 4:37pm On Sep 29, 2009
It gets moi thinking
Romance › Re: Am A Good Looking Guy I No How To Speak To Girl But I Dont Have Girl by Ben13: 4:07pm On Sep 29, 2009
welcome newbie!!
Romance › Re: Would U Date A Corper Or Marry Him? by Ben13: 4:03pm On Sep 29, 2009
hmmm. . .lonely corper
Romance › Re: What Name Would You Have Preferred For Your Boyfriend/girlfriend? by Ben13: 4:01pm On Sep 29, 2009
woman
Romance › Re: Score Between Myself And Theseeker by Ben13: 3:55pm On Sep 29, 2009
Rabbish
Jokes Etc › Re: He Locks The Threads by Ben13(mod): 3:47pm On Sep 29, 2009
sharap
Jokes Etc › Re: Ouch by Ben13(mod): 3:45pm On Sep 29, 2009
helep us tell am
Jokes Etc › Re: Driver's Licence by Ben13(mod): 3:43pm On Sep 29, 2009
talk to babes with some reket na  shocked nkapi

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