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A Yoruba Man was sitting with an Ibo man and a Hausa man in Mecca Saudi Arabia, sharing a smuggled bottles of beer, when suddenly the police entered and arrested them.
They were initially given a death sentence but, as it was a national holiday, the sheikh decided they should be released after each received 20 lashes.

As they were preparing for their punishment, the sheikh said, "It's my first wife's birthday today and she asked me to allow each of you one wish before your whipping, but you cannot wish not to be whipped!"

The Yoruba man thought for a second, then said: "Please tie a pillow to my back before whipping." This was done.

The Igbo man saw this and said: "Please tie two pillows to my back before whipping." This was done.

The Hausa Man saw this, but before he could make his wish, the sheikh said: "Since you share the same tribe with the President of your country, you are permitted to have two wishes!"

The Hausa Man thought for a second, then said: "Thank you, most royal and merciful highness. My first wish is to receive 100 lashes with the strongest, toughest whip
available."

"If you so desire," the sheikh replied with a questioning look on his face, "and your second wish?" "Tie the Ibo man to my back before the lash."

A man was caught sleeping with his landlady by his Landlord. And after thorough beating by other neighbours and passersby, he decided to go to court to justify his
action and challenge the treatment he received from his landlord and neighbours.

Now before the magistrate the man asked:

"If CARPENTERS enjoy CARPENTRY,

POETS enjoy POETRY,

COOKS enjoy COOKERY,

INFANTS enjoy INFANTRY,

THEN ADULTS should be allowed to enjoy ADULTERY!"

no be you teach am?

keep them coming, by.dot

him regret ever kissing her

Anabel:
who be this one sef, dem dey call insect mosquito sef carry him long mouth come.

this new tatfo no dey look face abi? dem swear for you

why you no supply kuli kuli abi you no sell today?

post well na

dani must always go for the latter

wetin this babe dey talk?

nobody don even promise u anything sef. how I go take beleive say food go dey there.

wedding or weeding day?

na real wah

see them! na free food dem dey look for

where dem?

by.dot hope say you don buy new trousers for the parry

see tits

oya you don talk ya own

talk well na

Abbey you neva sabi anything. clems and u dey fight for husband?

I was only transfering my wetlips to her lips; besides, she wasn't complaining.

Abbey, you no see ya own work

Joe, ya own na to sign in and out like spirit come talk rabbish abi ewu

abeg wait make I see better people joe waddup?

Clems you wey amadioha don bend ya neck 4yrs ago