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abeg make all these short engines dey talk well na

na you sabi the translation jare nkapi

who you dey follow talk now? never knew you're blind

fine boi

you wey ya head be like those desert camels abeg clear enter gutter

una two na the same na

ewu

why the errors na? aboki like you

Some men only possess male genital, but they are actually women!''

the guy don sell am na

pretender I can't shout o. Tyty na u?

wetin do ya keyboard before?

please com

errorful sylvester

no be weekend we dey? abeg agree to follow the banana abeg

see guy name

A rabbi, a minister, and a priest were playing poker when the police raided the game.

Turning to the priest, the lead police officer said, "Father Murphy, were you gambling?"

Turning his eyes to heaven, the priest whispered, "Lord, forgive me for what I am about to do." To the police officer, he then said, "No, officer; I was not gambling."

The officer then asked the minister, "Pastor Johnson, were you gambling?"

Again, after an appeal to heaven, the minister replied, "No, officer; I was not gambling."

Turning to the rabbi, the officer again asked, "Rabbi Goldstein, were you gambling?"

Shrugging his shoulders, the rabbi replied, "With whom?"

rabbish

An old man joined the bus at ikeja in Lagos, he menaged to push through and got a seat.

It didn't take long before he realized his wallet was missing and this old man stood up and shouted , who ever that took my wallet should return it or else what happened in 1964 will repeat its self.

After some minuets the alaye guys quietly returned his wallet out of fear.

And the was this curious Young girl who claimed to be a journalist asking the old man what actually happened in 1964?

He replied , someone stole my wallet and I had to walk home.

A man, sitting outside his home about to be evicted from his house, was contemplating how the future would be,

He had divorced his wife, lost his children, lost his job. He notices a crate of beer
bottles and walks up to it.

He takes out an empty bottle, smashing it into the concrete wall swearing, 'You are the reason I don't have a wife',
second bottle, 'You are the reason I don't have my children', third bottle 'You are the reason I lost my job'.

He notices the fourth bottle is sealed and still full of beer.and he said you are my best friend. A friend in need.

There is this Town called calabar in NIGERIA,a student from an unknown school hated English language. So his English teacher was not happy cause he couldn't start and complete a sentence. so one lesson his teacher called him out and told him not to come to school the next day without learning a complete sentence.

The boy was so worried that he then decided to go to a rich neighborhood and observe their language. he arrived first and saw two people fighting and they said " you are stupid, you are mad, you are crazy" then he saw a woman on the phone, she said "yes". and then he saw a boy trying to tease a girl and he said "come on baby".

Then he went to school the next day and the teacher asked him for what he had
learnt he said.

the boy: you are mad, you are stupid, you are crazy.
teacher: Me?
the boy: Yes
teacher: Lets go to the principals office now.
the boy: come on baby.

that guy want see trouble this early weekend sha

A married couple were on holiday in Jamaica . They were touring around the market-place looking at the goods and such, when they passed a small sandal shop.

From inside they heard the shopkeeper with a Jamaican accent say, 'You foreigners! Come in. Come into my humble shop.'

So the married couple walked in. The Jamaican said to them, 'I 'ave some special sandals I tink you would be interested in. Dey makes you wild at sex.'

Well, the wife was really interested in buying the sandals after what the man claimed, but her husband felt he really didn't need them, being the Sex god that he was.

The husband asked the man, 'How could sandals make you a sex freak?'

The Jamaican replied, 'Just try dem on, Mon.'

Well, the husband, after some badgering from his wife, finally gave in and tried them on.

As soon as he slipped them onto his feet, he got this wild look in his eyes, something his wife hadn't seen before!!

In the blink of an eye, the husband grabbed the Jamaican, bent him over the table, yanked down his pants, ripped down his own pants, and grabbed a firm hold of the
Jamaican's thighs.

The Jamaican began screaming: 'You got dem on de wrong feet!'  

water melon

holy tongue

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A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an Envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to 'Dad.'

With the worst premonition he opened the envelope with trembling hands and read the letter.


[b]Dear Dad:

It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you.


I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice. But I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercing, tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older than I am. But it' s not only the passion, Dad she's pregnant. Stacy said that we will be very happy.

She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter.
We share a dream of having many more children.

Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone.

We'll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with the other people that live nearby for cocaine and ecstasy.

In the meantime we will pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Stacy can get better. She deserves it.

Don't worry Dad. I'm 15 and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure that we will be back to visit so that you can get to know your grandchildren.

Love, Your Son John


PS. Dad, none of the above is true. I 'm over at Tommy's house.
I Just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than a Report card That's in my center desk drawer.

Call me when it's safe to come home. [/b]