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see story wetin dem see for jokes section nowadays wey we dey grace the first page unlike b4

who be the most hansome guy na?

who teach you dat wise quote

nice nick name

lol

why knock dey reign na

na that one we go see you

you want receive dat kind of knock wey the poster collect abi?

koolchicco:
My Ben how na?I hope u don't patronize all these prost. .

ya kolo don dey increase bah when I get approximately 11.5 gfs

Two children were sitting outside a clinic. One of them was crying very loudly.

2nd Child: Why are you crying?

1st Child: I came here for a blood test.

2nd Child: So? Are you afraid?

1st Child: No. For the blood test, they cut my finger.

At this, the second one started crying profusely.

The first one was astonished.

1st Child: Why are you crying now?

2nd Child: I came for a urine test !

A man walks into a hamburger shop and orders a regular meal. Later, the waitress brings his meal to him. He takes a bite out of it, and notices there's a small hair in the hamburger.

He begins yelling frantically at the waitress, "Waitress, there's a hair in my hamburger! I demand to see what is going on!"

So, the waitress takes him back where the cook is and to his demise, he saw the cook take the meat pie and flatten it under her arm pit.

He says, "That's disgusting!"

Then the waitress said, "You think that's disgusting? you should see her make donuts."

Dani and Clems went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a bottle of wine, they were exhausted and went to sleep.

Some hours later, Clems awoke and nudged his faithful friend.

"Dani, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."

Dani replied, "I see millions and millions of stars."

"What does that tell you?" Clems said.

Dani pondered for a minute. "Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo,

Timewise, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, I can see that The lord is all powerful and that we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have, a beautiful day tomorrow.

"What does it tell you?" Dani asked.

Clems was silent for a minute, then spoke. "Dani, you idiot, Someone has stolen our tent."

where you stay dey work ya flat ass off

talk well na

cheii this piece made the home page

the thing tire me sef

see fake pastor chris

please update ya location

BoyFriend?

who made Bakare the president?

when will Nigerians stop taking advantage of democracy to down grade the power of the government.

Instead of the Bakare guy to concentrate on his pupit and minister to lives just like other minsters of God do; he wasted this whole time reading the state of the nation or whatever.

No wonder the programme themed "The return of the King" was organised by his boiz to "crown" him king. I went for the programme thinking the King they're talking about is Christ in heaven, not knowing there was a different plan.

The corruption has also extended to the church where we all think the present stae of the nation should be tackled from.

I wish I have his personal line.

Rabbish!

no be you dey cause ASUU strike?