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The boss came early in the morning one day and found his
manager kissing his secretary.

He shouted at him, "Is this what I pay you for?"

The manager replied: "No, sir, this I do free of charge.

Sylve don begin spoke in tongue

are you coming?

see as error dey flow

you wey no attend nursery skul sef

halap me tell am

especially immediately after birth

just the rhymes and instrumental, but the song makes no sense abeg.

Corporate mugus

Oga stop na! we don see u

here nearly become dustbin for all these newbies o

na dat kind one you like bah? I pity for ya own tin

una tisha no sabi tish na

where you from come out this early morning?

oya time up

nice conclusion

see trouble

ansa ya name for roll call

pls let your loff end hia:

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-327178.0.html

welcome sylve.

abbey, that was an idiom.

how strong was his tin last night/

why ainking, winkster?

like father, like son

was dat ya original plan? lol here in da jokes section, all threads, whether stupid or not are lively

A priest walked into a barber shop in Surulere, After he got his haircut, he asked how much it would be. The barber said, "No charge. I consider it a service to the Lord."
The next morning, the barber came to work and there were 12 prayer books and a thank you note from the priest in front of the door.

Later that day, a police officer came in and got his hair cut. He then asked how much it was. The barber said, "No charge. I consider it a service to the community."
The next morning, he came to work and there were a dozen donuts and a thank you note from the police officer.

Then, a Senator came in and got a haircut. When he was done he asked how much it was. The barber said, "No charge. I consider it a service to the country."

The next morning, the barber came to work and there were 12 Senators in front of the door.

This is my cat's version of chasing a mouse!!!?!!!

see for yaself what I'm saying