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but bankers are not this dumb

rabbish

pls thread shud be moved

A CEO throwing a party takes his executives on a tour of his opulent mansion. In the back of the property, the CEO has the largest swimming pool any of them has ever seen.

The huge pool, however, is filled with hungry alligators.

The CEO says to his executives "I think an executive should be measured by courage. Courage is what made me CEO. So this is my challenge to each of you: if anyone has enough courage to dive into the pool, swim through those alligators, and make it to the other side, I will give that person anything they desire. My job, my money, my house, anything!"

Everyone laughs at the outrageous offer and proceeds to follow the CEO on the tour of the estate. Suddenly, they hear a loud splash. Everyone turns around and sees the CFO (Chief Financial Officer) in the pool, swimming for his life. He dodges the alligators left and right and makes it to the edge of the pool with seconds to spare. He pulls himself out just as a huge alligator snaps at his shoes.

The flabbergasted CEO approaches the CFO and says, "You are amazing. I've never seen anything like it in my life. You are brave beyond measure and anything I own is yours. Tell me what I can do for you.

The CFO, panting for breath, looks up and says, "You can tell me who the hell pushed me in the pool!"

Once upon a time, there was a river. The Nile River, to be precised. On one side of the river lived the rabbit, and on the other side lived the bear.

One fine day, the bear was sitting on a stump, enjoying his breakfest of berries. Then he heard someone yelling at him. It was the rabbit.

"Hey! Hey, Teddy, get your butt over here. I've got something to show you!"

"Not now! I'm eating."

"Oh come on!" said the rabbit. "It's really important."

"No way."

"Please. It's urgent."

So the bear decided to go all the way over the wide river. It took him all day and all night to get over to the other side. He nearly drowned. And when he finally got there he was groaning and panting, and wheezing for air.

"Well, rabbit," he panted. "What did you want to tell me?"

"Hey, Teddy," the rabbit began, "look how many berries are on the other side of the river."

A boy once prayed:

Dear God,

Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones,
why not keep and save the ones you have now.

Thank you God for the baby sister you gave me, but what I
prayed for was for a puppy. 

God, maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each if they had
their own rooms, it works with my brother.

my pator pikin na man

bad boi! tell him

with her trousers on, it will be difficult

pls upgrade and join the club

I like you cos you dey grab unlike deaf by.dot

check properly! maybe he's not with his hearing aid

wen all ya fillage youths joined the militants

pls abbreviate, that's too long.

helep me tell am

ok once banned, no more Nl

especially in the reign of OBAMA

form don finish

clear enter gutter. . kiss you no sabi

ban or barn or ben? abeg talk well na

in those days! when boys were men

see babalawo o

tell that to R.kelly or poor Akon

the guy get chicken heart

hahaha

you wey no fit name two clubs near ya area

oya go buy Baygon

If you can tell me where Lolabbey is