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helep me tell am

but he has been a bank floor cleaner

this type of ya dream no fit come to past

that tin that makes you come

talk well na

that's a stale news

you guys should stop being real na sound it like a joke

huh not sylve

that ya tin wey no fit stand sef

I'm all ears, reporter.

what else is left to say

you dey try

but you see how him tin dey stand in front of you and u no fit do anytin

God is tired, worn out. So he speaks to St. Peter, "You know, I need a vacation. Got any suggestions where I should go?"

St. Peter, thinking, nods his head, then says, "How about Jupiter? It's nice and warm there this time of the year."

God shakes His head before saying, "No. Too much gravity. You know how that hurts my back."

"Hmmm," St. Peter reflects. "Well, how about Mercury?"

"No way!" God mutters, "It's way too hot for me there!"

"I've got it," St. Peter says, his face lighting up. "How about going Down to Earth for your vacation?"

Chuckling, God remarks, "Are you kidding? Two thousand years ago I went there, had an affair with some nice Jewish girls, and they're STILL talking about it!"

:d

you be stammerer na

what is all these toastings sef

this guy don dey let me tire sef

speak louder na weti u talk; I only corrected an impression. look out!

sexyLeamon:
nice work Ben, keep it up

thanks

[quote author=Abbey_city link=topic=323985.msg4568022#msg4568022 date=1253275901]nice jokes [/quote]

FBS:
Cracking.

Please laff it out

The boi don plan to hammer all the girls for school

hahaha. . dat's tyty

On the first day of college, the dean/principal addresses the students pointing out some of the rules. "The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, so too the male dormitory to the female students.

Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined N200 the first time. Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined N600. Being caught a third time will incur a hefty fine of N1800. ARE THERE ANY QUESTIONS?".

To this, a male student in the crowd inquires: "HOW MUCH FOR A COMPLETE SEASON ?"

Naija can invent o

I went for brunch hope nobody press you

On the first day of college, the dean/principal addresses the students pointing out some of the rules. "The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, so too the male dormitory to the female students.

Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined N200 the first time. Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined N600. Being caught a third time will
incur a hefty fine of N1800. ARE THERE ANY QUESTIONS?".

To this, a male student in the crowd inquires: "HOW MUCH FOR A COMPLETE SEASON?"

na every night I dey come from work

deor03:
Waooooooooh.

We are NOT safe in this country.

For all you care,

Erastus could just be at home in Lagos.

Osama bin Lade could be living in Abuja.

you made a sense there