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every man has got a destiny. In my world I'm a King and he can't do what I do daily.

that ya coz story sef don tire me

abbey and ibotus na partners in crime. . . e no go work for una.

dickele the tatafo

this one own no pass supporter's club

tell her you're performing an experiment na

Abbey think say I be like am sha

lol. . abbey I no go chop

abbey don't start o

what else do you expect from a winch

dickele what happened to your buffday thread?

abeg helep me lecture the lass

ewu another person wife

no mind me, I just travel to another locality, I don see you na.

as big as you are you want chope cheese balls

na real wah

abbey na professional dry cleaner o

what other stuffs can u be busy with if not the long tin of crazykid or by.dot

you no know say dickele na 3inch?

you don dey yarn like say you fit stand the guy tin

no be you be our CEO?

like the Naija govt. you wander

nice title from candylip to Crazyman

Jesus and Satan have a discussion as to who is the better programmer. This goes on for a few hours until they come to an agreement to hold a contest, with God as the judge.

They sat themselves at their computers and begin. They type furiously, lines of code streaming up the screen, for several hours straight. Seconds before the end of the
competition, a bolt of lightning strikes, taking out the electricity. Moments later, the power is restored, and God announces that the contest is over.

He asks Satan to show what he has come up with. Satan is visibly upset, and cries, “I have nothing. I lost it all when the power went out.”

“Very well, then,” says God, “let us see if Jesus fared any better.”

Jesus enters a command, and the screen comes to life in vivid display, the voices of an angelic choir pour forth from the speakers. Satan is astonished.

He stutters, “B-b-but how? I lost everything, yet Jesus’ program is intact. How did he do it?”

God smiled all-knowingly, “Jesus saves.”

so why was the thread opened hia

that's what he is

More like a story

Chi, farting is not allowed.
Crazy, wetin happen to u

lol. . .wait there

brb

oya come take crackers