₦airaland Forum

have you opened?

wen you learn how to pray

you neva see anything

abbey type dey dry clean guys pocket

but why the flashing of tit na

e bend like bendel state

. . .but dickele upgraded from smoking it to inhaling it.

na real wah

see tit

Joe, na only me you see for hia . . . dat picture na ya own na

na whisper you do abi na question u ask

It's a historical story

you wey be okro seller for day and security for night

this one don becoma ya habit

see this short engine don turn borrower

I wonder how big her lips is

graduated olodo

everybody know say na you busy pass, labrat.

you too like free things abeg clear enter gutter go kiss rats.

your Bike wey LASTMA don arrest

romsky:
wen u no chop winch sh!t

winch sh!t no get taste na

dani1luv:
You try

just wanna get busie

A young woman said to her doctor, "You have to help me, I hurt all over."

"What do you mean?" said the doctor.

The woman touched her right knee with her index finger and yelled, "Ow, that hurts." Then she touched her left cheek and again yelled, "Ouch! That hurts, too." Then she touched her right earlobe. "Ow, even THAT hurts."

The doctor asked the woman, "Are you a natural blonde?"

"Why? yes" she said.

"I thought so," said the doctor,  "You have a sprained finger."

Man: Doctor, for the last 2 weeks my wife has thought that she is a rabbit.

Doctor: Ok, bring her in and I’ll try to help.

Man: Fine, but whatever you do, don’t cure her, I love her when she is a rabbit.

Jojo and Jaja were trying to light a match.

He struck the first one and it didn’t work, so he threw it away.

He struck the second match. That didn’t work either, so he tossed it.

Jojo struck the third one and it lit up.

“That’s a good one!” he said, blowing it out. “I'm gonna save it!”



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Lisa needs brain surgery and figures its easier to buy a new brain. She asks the doctor what he has on sale.

"Well you're luckY I have two in stock" said the doctor, "a man's brain for $1000, and a woman's for $100."

Surprised! she asks why the price difference?

"Generally," the doctor said, "women's brain run cheaper because they come to us used!"

Returning back from his bricklayer’s job, James asked his wife Mary, how her day went!

Mary smilingly replied, "darling! Today is just one of those very busy days.
I worked so hard here at home that I never had any time for breakfast and lunch.

On hearing his wife’s busy day story, James quietly asked Mary what she actually did.

"Ooh darling! What a busy day, I slept so long and sound as never before! I shaved my legs and armpit until nothing was left! " 

"I also Watched for us our favourite series "Good and Bad times”! Sat on the toilet tub, thinking about youth! Took the dogs out for a long walk. Darling, that’s a lot for one day na"

erm. .erm. .I think so, James said. Did you do shopping for dinner also?

"No, no, darling, I left that one for you. It was a very busy day."

Nigeria’s President Umaru Yar'Adua has continually been criticized and often called a weak President by Nigerians in and outside the country. Yesterday, the President could
not take this accusation anymore and decided to diffuse this accusation.

Here is what the President had to say in his prime time
address:

Fellow Nigerians, I, President Umaru Yar'Adua,
have for months been called a weak President.
Let me tell you Nigerians, I am not weak as you all think! I am doing
something for Nigerians.
Yesterday for example, I managed to attend my village wrestling competition in Katsina State. My fellow Nigerians, a President who does all these, is he a weak President?

no be me talk am o

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Laugh but don't fart 


Sylve was dying.

His wife sat at the bedside.

He looked up and said weakly, "I have something I must confess."
"There's no need to," his wife replied.

"No," he insisted, "I want to die in peace. I slept with you, r sister, your best friend, her best friend, and your mother!"

"I know, I know," she replied. "Now just rest and let the poison work"

Laff those wrinkles out here

the more you think of it, the more you are slipping off the truth

things are really working? are you ready for the gist?

your fingers talked thru my thought.

the talent no suppose dey affect another person na