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family dey o, only that you've decided to be the prodigal son. pls come back home.

you never see anything sef. . rat wey get human teeth with blue tongue

I been think say na ya landlord neighbour o

no be you dey hold the walking stick?

that thin wey dey inside cloth

rat with bald head

who be rat/?

abeg laugh it out! no dey laugh like oluranti

must you corrupt all the kids hia with public kisses

candylips:
2010 that will be your 12th time abi

ewu

see am

cheii. . who type dat thing up there

cos dickele is our latest ciminal

A small town prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the stand in a trial--a grandmotherly, elderly woman. He approached her and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know me?"

She responded, "Why, yes, I do know you Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a young boy."

"And frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a rising big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you never will amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you."

The lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do he pointed across the
room and asked, "Mrs. Williams, do you know the defense attorney?"

She again replied, "Why, yes I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster, too. I used to baby-sit him for his parents. And he, too, has been a real disappointment to me. He's lazy, bigoted, he has a drinking problem. The man can't build a normal relationship with anyone and his law practice is one of the shoddiest in the entire state. Yes, I know him."

At this point, the judge rapped the courtroom to silence and called both counselors to the bench. In a very quiet voice, he said with menace, "If either of you asks her if she knows me, you'll be in jail for contempt within 5 minutes!"

na real wah for ps3

I can't join igbo smokers for any reason

see as V3 dey fall him hand

see dem

cheii lysaa u no dey respond to treatment at all. . .see as u dey misyarn

abbey na correct tatafo

tell the newly old man

na real wah for shilren

your kiss don give me virus

you no hear say na me win best WAEC student year 2010?

ewu

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