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Jokes Etc › Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by Ben13(mod): 1:59pm On Aug 07, 2009
. . . . the conversation continues

Abbey "I say it cannot be true that the PTI is no longer a university of petroleum. The Ijaw, Itshekiri and Uhrobo now have a reason to put their differences aside and wear one trouser to fight Yar'Adua. How do you establish a petroleum university in a region that has no oil and oil rigs for the students to visit?"

Lola "They will install demonstration rigs on the campus for their students."

Tytylayor  "How can you use demonstration oil rigs to teach oil prospecting class when the real oil rigs are there in the Niger Delta? How about soil science and analyses, how do they intend to teach that in the North where the soil is dry and dirty?"

Lola "I know they can improvise something. It may cost a lot but in today's world there are lots of ways to improvise."

Ble "You appear to be speaking for them."

Studio "Who them?"

Ble "The same people who are building a petroleum university in Kaduna."

Studio "Did you say 'who are building'? It is a done deal, my friend and the budget is there to see to the immediate development of the project."

Sylve "No way. There is no way this will happen. Enough of this nonsense the Oligarchy is taking Nigerians through. How can the Niger Delta be denied the right to have a petroleum university? Even if Yar'Adua wants the North to have one must he close down the one already established by the Obasanjo administration in the Niger Delta?

Clemcyku[/b]l "It is by his discretion."

[b]Romade
"His discretion, did you say? When will he start putting his discretion to the use of the masses of this country? Tell me something, when does Yar'Adua intend to start treating Nigerians equally and fairly? His cabinet is badly skewed towards the North and his appointments are generally to put the North in charge, even at the Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation. I think his approach is reckless and a disservice to the nation"
Jokes Etc › Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by Ben13(mod): 12:09pm On Aug 07, 2009
the discussion is to be continued. . cos the moderator is going for a break. cheesy
Jokes Etc › Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by Ben13(mod): 12:05pm On Aug 07, 2009
Ble "You don't think he is more methodical than OBJ?"

Benedictac "What method? If you mean the method of not getting anything done and doing nothing, then I can agree."

Studio "He is getting some things done. FIFA is happy with the nation's preparation for the FIFA Junior World Cup and tickets for the tournament are now being sold."

Ble "We are discussing important issues affecting the masses and you are talking about soccer and the jamboree Yar'Adua and his men are about to host! Do you know how many billions have been wasted for the preparation and how much of that actually went into any meaning or tangible project? Bottomless pit is a virtue rather than a vice in Nigeria."

Romade "Man must wack."  cheesy

Ble "Man must wack and the people are hopeless and jobless!"

Gabry "The people are not hopeless; they have only resigned themselves to fate since Yar'Adua moved into Aso Rock."

Sylve "And the warlords in the Niger Delta now have their amnesty along with free monthly cash."

Clemcykul "You think that is a good deal?"

Tytylayor "It is a wonderful deal for Yar'Adua. He's given the people of the Niger Delta what they asked for and he's taken what he wanted from them."

Clemcykul "And what has Yar'Adua taken from the Niger Delta people?"

Ben "He wanted to have the petroleum university moved to the North, and he's quickly and quietly carried out the move. The Petroleum Training Institute in Warri is no longer a university of petroleum. Yar'Adua has upgraded the petroleum institute in Kaduna to a university and downgraded the PTI in Warri, robbing Peter to enrich Shehu."  cheesy

Romade "Are you serious about this?"

Sylve "Those of you who say Yar'Adua is not doing anything must open your eyes very well to see the things he's cleverly elected to do, and these are done with master strokes while everyone is watching and looking but absent minded enough."
Jokes Etc › Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by Ben13(mod): 11:56am On Aug 07, 2009
Ben "l-Rufai said Yar'Adua has failed."

Sylve "Do you believe that? I think the guy should not be taken seriously."

Ben "So you don't think Yar'Adua has failed? University teachers are on strike, Boko Haram and his men are on rampage and Yar'Adua is enjoying the cool Brazilian breeze, and who knows what else."

Romade "Yar'Adua does not have to be around to fight Boko and his thugs."

Ble "But when is Yar'Adua ever around? Even when he is around, what does he get done? I see the faces of the ministers and ministers of state at the National Executive Council meeting, they never look serious enough."

Gabry "What do you mean by that?"

Ble "They are always smiling like some folks who have won big lotteries and are eager to start spending their loot." angry

Jeovy "Any one holding ministerial position in Nigeria today has won more than lottery, my friend. He or she has come to life and life has come to him or her."

Dani "So a minister is a lottery winner in Nigeria?" grin

Jeovy Yes, he is. He will get choice plots in Abuja, Lagos and everywhere else. He will have police escorts, orderlies, secretaries, drivers, personal assistants, thugs and even civil servants to carry his cell phone and his big-man bag."

Studio "You forget the cash, the petty cash in particular. It is the tool of the ministerial office."

Jamace "I wonder if El-Rufai ever approves of petty cash accounts in his days."

Tytylayor "That was the days of OBJ"

Romade "Is there any difference between OBJ and Yar'Adua? I think it is a continuum, more of the same as Obama is wont to say."

Dani I disagree with that. There is a difference. OBJ was more pragmatic than this anti-EFCC Yar'Adua."
Jokes Etc › Re: 1000 M.j by Ben13(mod): 11:15am On Aug 07, 2009
and they kept waiting for the pics for eternity
Jokes Etc › Re: School Of Taekwondo by Ben13(mod): 10:54am On Aug 07, 2009
wait! **I'm coming wiff you**
Jokes Etc › Re: Nigerians by Ben13(mod): 10:49am On Aug 07, 2009
lol. . . thieves cheesy
Celebrities › Re: Fans Blast Mercy Johnson Over 10,000 Dollar Dress Claim by Ben13: 10:45am On Aug 07, 2009
they have never said a simple truth.
Jokes Etc › Re: All Nl Ladies Pick Ur Favourite Husband by Ben13(mod): 10:44am On Aug 07, 2009
so dani don become brt bus now cheesy

dickele take ya time o
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: U Asd Her Out And She Says No,even If Rudely Can U Still B Friends? by Ben13: 10:25am On Aug 07, 2009
is this guy speaking in tongues?
Christianity Etc › Re: Have You Praised Him Yet, Today? by Ben13: 10:25am On Aug 07, 2009
His mercies are new every morning. . .with joy in my spirit and many thanks in my lips I praise God for His faithfulness.

Thank you Father.
Christianity Etc › Re: Images of God, Jesus, Angels And Satan In Various Books/Pictures by Ben13: 10:14am On Aug 07, 2009
It's mere colour representations. It's only idle minds that thinks of it.

It is generally accepted that the colour white is pure while the black is inpure.
That explains directly to the unbeleivers even without preaching to them, that beleiving in God makes our life pure and vice versa.

As I said, it's mere colour representation; nobody knows the real skin colour og our God nor that of the devil.
Christianity Etc › Re: On Creating The World by Ben13: 10:07am On Aug 07, 2009
The Bible said after Adam and Eve sinned against Him , He repented Him that He created man. It was not His plan before creation that Man will sin against Him and one day think of His son coming to die for our sin.

It was never His original plan.
Health › Re: Designing Your Baby by Ben13: 9:57am On Aug 07, 2009
*moved* cheesy
Romance › Re: What'll You Do If Your Best Friend's Mother Makes Advances At You? by Ben13: 9:52am On Aug 07, 2009
mere imaginations.
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: I Need A Girlfriend ! by Ben13: 9:48am On Aug 07, 2009
Rabbish cheesy
Romance › Re: Girlfriend Claiming To Be A Virgin: by Ben13: 9:43am On Aug 07, 2009
Please, let her be.
Jokes Etc › Re: School Of Taekwondo by Ben13(mod): 9:22am On Aug 07, 2009
. . . and he thinks it's funny
Jokes Etc › Re: I Only Took Palm Wine, Not Beer, Ac Witness Tells Osun Tribunal by Ben13(mod): 9:19am On Aug 07, 2009
hmm. . .a lil bit funny
Family › Re: Two Wives, Two Different Countries? by Ben13: 7:15pm On Aug 06, 2009
hmmm
Romance › Re: Can You Marry Someone That Is Older Than You by Ben13: 7:15pm On Aug 06, 2009
dis topic don too flwenty
Family › Re: Will U Ask Ur Husband Where He Went, If He Came Late? by Ben13: 7:13pm On Aug 06, 2009
@topic

It's not advisable
Jokes Etc › Re: Romade Gender Remains A Mystery by Ben13(mod): 7:09pm On Aug 06, 2009
na wetin you hear abi you know so
Jokes Etc › Re: Dani, Romade and Sylve by Ben13(mod): 7:08pm On Aug 06, 2009
dirty shocked
Jokes Etc › Re: School Of Taekwondo by Ben13(mod): 7:05pm On Aug 06, 2009
I be like romade ni?
Jokes Etc › Re: The Caretaker. . . Lol by Ben13(mod): 7:04pm On Aug 06, 2009
person wey get the guccis sef no dey see road
Jokes Etc › Re: A Man And His Date by Ben13(mod): 7:02pm On Aug 06, 2009
direct your questions to the man sitting next to you
Jokes Etc › Re: Little Kids by Ben13(mod): 6:58pm On Aug 06, 2009
na betta group be dat compared to her condition

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