₦airaland Forum

Welcome, Guest: RegisterLoginWith GoogleTrendingRecentNew

Stats: 3,330,674 members, 8,446,567 topics. Date: Thursday, 16 July 2026 at 06:14 PM

Toggle theme

Ben13's Posts

Nairaland ForumBen13's ProfileBen13's Posts

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ... 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 (of 663 pages)

Jokes EtcRe: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Ben13(mod): 2:08pm On Aug 13, 2010
[quote author=Efemena_xy link=topic=492003.msg6566958#msg6566958 date=1281701428]Ben's killing lurve larter!!

grin grin grin[/quote]hehe. . .not moi! I want to beleive the writer were sleeping when wrote it. grin
Jokes EtcRe: Female Bashing ~ by Ben13(mod): 2:06pm On Aug 13, 2010
Lol. . .our "congo" is always itching. tongue grin
SportsRe: Siasia Wants N15m Per Month To Coach Eagles by Ben13: 2:02pm On Aug 13, 2010
Whatever! N15M monthly is too much!
Jokes EtcRe: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Ben13(mod): 1:08pm On Aug 13, 2010
blacksta:
have the ingrish vanguage death yet. grin
Seem like the letter above was finally killed it. grin
Jokes EtcRe: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by Ben13(mod): 5:52pm On Aug 12, 2010
[quote author=Efemena_xy link=topic=323985.msg6562460#msg6562460 date=1281631039]hehehe

Methinks the Palm wine tapper is our dear mod - Ben tongue[/quote]I am innocent. cheesy
you're mistaking moi for dickele
Jokes EtcRe: Is Government Away Of This #20 Naira Police Mens Are Collecting From Drives by Ben13(mod): 4:25pm On Aug 12, 2010
1stknight:
@poster, i fink u shuld b quarrantined grin
or even deleted. grin
Jokes EtcRe: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by Ben13(mod): 4:16pm On Aug 12, 2010
A Palm wine tapper fell from a palm tree, landing on the ground like a pineapple.

He checked out himself, realizing he did not sustain any injury. He looked up to the sky and
said: God, if this is a joke, you better stop it.
Jokes EtcRe: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by Ben13(mod): 4:14pm On Aug 12, 2010
A widow was told that her son, a sprinter has broken the
world record in world 100m athletics championship.

The old woman screamed and went crying,

"ever since he was a boy, he used to break plates, bottles, tv, everything in the
house and I would be the one to replace them, How would I now replace the world record?.
Jokes EtcRe: Female Bashing ~ by Ben13(mod): 4:13pm On Aug 12, 2010
Someone wrote: "Years ago when my daughter wants me to take her to the zoo, she wanted to see how monkeys look like . . . I then took her to her mothers family house !!!" grin
RomanceRe: Inconsistent Facebook Relationship Status by Ben13: 4:08pm On Aug 12, 2010
I can feel your pain. grin
RomanceRe: Whats A Woman's Greatest Asset? by Ben13: 3:20pm On Aug 12, 2010
Poster, it really has been bothering you? My COy needs staffs.
Jokes EtcRe: Deliver Us From Akpan by Ben13(mod): 3:18pm On Aug 12, 2010
This thread exists here already, let me get the link.
Jokes EtcRe: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Ben13(mod): 3:16pm On Aug 12, 2010
Kx:
I came to look for you but you did nt dey, where did you went to?
someone actually tolding me that back then in secondary school. grin guys are wickeding.

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-493110.0.html
^^Best so far in the section.
Jokes EtcRe: Nigerian Police Force - Cowboys by Ben13(mod): 3:11pm On Aug 12, 2010
we've seen these pinshures before na sad
CrimeRe: Cheating Boyfriends VS crazy girlfriends by Ben13: 3:01pm On Aug 12, 2010
I pity the guy, even as he isn't a "horse down there" or maybe the hot oil compressed his. grin
I'm on YIM, Mr.
CrimeRe: Cheating Boyfriends VS crazy girlfriends by Ben13: 2:54pm On Aug 12, 2010
Lol. . .thought the guy i nthe pinshure is u. tongue cheesy How's u? 've missed you kiss
I blame guys that date ladies that are worse than prostitutes.
CrimeRe: Cheating Boyfriends VS crazy girlfriends by Ben13: 2:48pm On Aug 12, 2010
irritating pics. tongue
V3 kiss
CelebritiesRe: Nigerian Breweries Moves Gulder Ultimate Search To Ijebuland by Ben13: 1:50pm On Aug 12, 2010
Where is the link to the online registration? huh
PoliticsRe: Ibb: I’d Do Only One Term by Ben13: 1:30pm On Aug 12, 2010
Story
EducationRe: Unilag Release 2010/2011merit List by Ben13: 10:53am On Aug 12, 2010
http://www.unilag.edu.ng/changecourse/Changecourse.php

change of course closes Friday August 13.

Proceed to any of ECOBANK, WEMA, UBA AND INTERCONTINENTAL BANK BRANCH

* Pay a sum of N500= Naira for change of course
* Immediately proceed to the Unilag Website: www.unilag.edu.ng
* On the homepage, click on change of course
* Enter your Jamb Registration Number
* Update the online form by selecting the appropriate proposed course, and your O’level results.
* Preview filled form before printing
* Note: Once submission is made, editing will not be allowed.
* The printed form should be submitted to the Admission Office with the original copy of the payment teller.
Jokes EtcRe: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Ben13(mod): 6:24pm On Aug 11, 2010
Please, we can't accepting this kind of English on this class. Why not improving.
Jokes EtcRe: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Ben13(mod): 5:59pm On Aug 11, 2010
[quote author=t_hanz link=topic=492003.msg6556138#msg6556138 date=1281545452]am i not qualification to spake gorekt ninglis for dis places?

d[b]is here na a 4room wia diferen ppl are spoken watefa dem liking to speaking. infak, ayam ourrra hia.[/quote][/b]

you must be spoking in calabar accent. grin
Jokes EtcRe: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Ben13(mod): 5:46pm On Aug 11, 2010
jokingmary:
You is neededing polishment angry
I am an principal on this school. grin
Nairaland GeneralRe: The Grandest Award Nomination/award Of All Times. (bigger Than Jarus's Trash) by Ben13: 5:35pm On Aug 11, 2010
Can we give an award to xynerise? tongue cheesy
Jokes EtcRe: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Ben13(mod): 3:57pm On Aug 11, 2010
Lol grin

Did I just typing "LOL" that is correct English o. . .somebody pls helping! grin
Jokes EtcRe: Female Bashing ~ by Ben13(mod): 2:28pm On Aug 11, 2010
xynerise:
I attended a party one nite and I decided to come out to take a fresh air when I saw a drunk gal urinating close to my car. The as$ side of her pant was torn and the as#hole was showing clearly. Your galfriend might be a victim too. grin
What! were you peeping? grin
Satellite TV TechnologyRe: STARTIMES DECODER Now 7,000 Naira PLUS 1 MONTH FREE SUBSCRIPTION by Ben13: 1:49pm On Aug 11, 2010
We just got one in our office, it's nice but no CNN. sad
RomanceRe: . by Ben13: 10:07am On Aug 11, 2010
Twice? your galfriend must be a LovePeddler. grin
Jokes EtcRe: Pix Talk by Ben13(mod): 9:24am On Aug 11, 2010
na cds plenty for ground? cheesy
Jokes EtcRe: Critical Condition by Ben13(mod): 6:41pm On Aug 10, 2010
Post more jokes, pls.

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ... 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 (of 663 pages)