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Jokes EtcRe: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Ben13(mod): 3:02pm On Aug 06, 2010
walash:
shioo simple English he cannot spoke shocked shocked grin
Are you deaf? He has been spoking. grin
Jokes EtcRe: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by Ben13(mod): 2:50pm On Aug 06, 2010
Someone said A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
cheesy
Jokes EtcRe: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Ben13(mod): 2:12pm On Aug 06, 2010
googles:
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

correct sheerman. . . .i trust your englich spoken abilities

head teaser have followed womens o i seen him followed the french teaser
Fear that guy! grin He is became a Prof.
Jokes EtcRe: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Ben13(mod): 10:27am On Aug 06, 2010
amyg:
See what you are doesing to english,it are not good.simply english,you cannot spoke.even nusery school can sparking gooder than yous
Don't minding googles, after all I am taught her back in the days, she were still into murdering English.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Can Nairaland Really Help? by Ben13: 10:20am On Aug 06, 2010
Order for breakfast asap
Jokes EtcRe: Lets Bash The Super Eagles Here by Ben13(mod): 10:17am On Aug 06, 2010
Recycled! It might still be funny to some though. . undecided
Jokes EtcRe: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Ben13(mod): 10:14am On Aug 06, 2010
Some parents spoke these too. . .it won't be new to their hear. cheesy
Pharoh is even the chairman of PTA, you need to listening to his speech. cheesy
Jokes EtcRe: More Yo Momma Jokes (better Versions) by Ben13(mod): 9:16am On Aug 06, 2010
yo momma so poor, her tv has two stations, on and off shocked grin
Jokes EtcRe: Female Bashing ~ by Ben13(mod): 9:09am On Aug 06, 2010
A woman has the last word in any argument.

Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
grin
Jokes EtcRe: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Ben13(mod): 9:04am On Aug 06, 2010
googles:
you better took him back. . . . you pples didnt know wat you will be miss if you letting him gone

a words dey says is enough for the wisdom
No let me laffing die o grin

googles:
I guessing Ben sef cannot spoken like the man o.
That isn't true. I am an innocent of that accusation. tongue cheesy
An English teacher like mine?
Jokes EtcRe: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Ben13(mod): 7:04pm On Aug 05, 2010
Pharoh, what does you advise we done to this lost staff after read this letter?
Is it fair to ignoring this application or we just help the poor chap? grin
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: I Need A Beauty Lady Here In Lagos by Ben13: 6:59pm On Aug 05, 2010
In Lagos? You need a fighter as babe? cheesy
Jokes EtcRe: Dumb: by Ben13(mod): 6:58pm On Aug 05, 2010
LOL nice ones. . .keep 'm coming and prevent offtopics.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Tatafos (4rm Jokes Section) Meet-up Thread by Ben13(op): 6:45pm On Aug 05, 2010
Pharoh, do suggest her to moi, make I buy her coke. grin
Jokes EtcRe: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Ben13(mod): 6:44pm On Aug 05, 2010
Even those of us that studying English can spoke wonders. grin
Jokes EtcRe: Pay Me My Money1 by Ben13(mod): 6:33pm On Aug 05, 2010
Extrazee:
How come you have 0 post( it was 0 zero when i posted this)
Did someone else post the joke for you?
This is the joke. grin
Jokes EtcRe: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Ben13(mod): 6:31pm On Aug 05, 2010
Please don't breaking our chair while laughing. please! cheesy
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Tatafos (4rm Jokes Section) Meet-up Thread by Ben13(op): 6:28pm On Aug 05, 2010
googles:
oya add me
with wetin na? cheesy write make you modify jor.

Pharoh:
So you no need me for facebook abi?  angry  angry
You wey prefer to hawk orange in the afternoon cheesy

Guys check this out grin
Jokes Etc~ Let's Kill English Language by Ben13(mod): 6:23pm On Aug 05, 2010
A thread like this was doing about a year back. Let's done it again. grin
Everyday, we hearing different mistaking people make while spoke our beloved English Language  grin Let's drop them here. Replies too can murder the Language, hence good English is prohibited! cheesy

I'll starting with a letter we got in our office three days ago from a former staff.
Enjoy!! wink

[center]APPLICATION FOR RE-EMPLOYMENT[/center]
Am very happy to write this message to you, Sir.

My name is (Mohammed Babatunde) am the one dat am working for u, before in group H, but I was going my village to done one programme, that is reason why am absent, but I was come back to the Lagos last week. am not see any job to do, I want u to re-employ me sir.

May almighty God give you more progress a lot of successfully and giveth more progress & prosperity in Jesus name (Amen) I will thanks if u can re-employ me back, sir.

Thanks
0709110515*


Everyone in the office isn't fit stop laughing. grin grin
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Tatafos (4rm Jokes Section) Meet-up Thread by Ben13(op): 5:28pm On Aug 05, 2010
Lol. . .Dani don lost for third mainland bridge. Breaking news. grin
googles, I need you on facebook, pls.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Drop Your Phone Number And You Just Might Get A Date by Ben13: 5:25pm On Aug 05, 2010
Please see the poll above before you give conditions. grin
Jokes EtcRe: Female Bashing ~ by Ben13(mod): 5:17pm On Aug 05, 2010
mallorca:
women are like passage just pas tru dem and go your way
joanana:
angry angry angry Guys e don do naaaaa abi, una never tire? Ke? Na wa oooooo. The women u trash r the same women u came out from. tongue tongue tongue
LOL grin

Flexy, who dey wear glasses?
RomanceRe: Can You Marry A female Soldier? by Ben13: 5:10pm On Aug 05, 2010
Lol cheesy
RomanceRe: What Takes Ladies So Long? by Ben13: 5:06pm On Aug 05, 2010
It's so normal and it's acceptable to men too. wink
Any gal that doesn't play these games and accept at once, we guys will think she's cheap. cheesy

erm. . they don't expect the guys to be perfect, they just practice like ladies they are. So nothing's on their mind, I think. undecided
Jokes EtcRe: Mess Competition(iso Or Fart) by Ben13(mod): 5:03pm On Aug 05, 2010
nice story cheesy
Jokes EtcRe: Yoke Chat With Blacksta - Off D Record - But Small Spoil Body Dey Sha. by Ben13(mod): 5:02pm On Aug 05, 2010
What's this thread all about?
RomanceRe: Can You Marry A female Soldier? by Ben13: 5:00pm On Aug 05, 2010
Mr Cork:
Can you marry A Army?

ermm bro, Your grammar needs urgent medical attension (no offence)

Someone already told him. Must you shout at the top of your voice? tongue
Jokes EtcRe: Why I Love Nairaland by Ben13(mod): 4:54pm On Aug 05, 2010
Please us the chat thread for chatting and offtopic posts.

~Thread Locked!
Reason: It has gone totally offtopic,
A first time visitor to the thread wouldn't understand the bearing of the thread.
Jokes EtcRe: Between Obj And Robert Mugabe.whom Do U Think Is D Most Handsome by Ben13(mod): 11:04am On Aug 05, 2010
Is this a joke? or you want us to argue? cheesy
Jokes EtcRe: Any Of Una Ride Tyre Back Then? Lol by Ben13(mod): 10:51am On Aug 05, 2010
obxddon:
First and foremost, may God punish all those wey dey form for here,
tyre ridding was one of the sweetest adventure next to kite flying,
if nor be say person don grow and things don chande I for go house nor from work go ride tyre small,
Not everyone grew the way you did. Some of us grew in areas that have no space for such plays.

Can you imagine we going to school, instead of coming home to play with friends, we travel straight to mum's office? common, stop being a kolo man grin
Jokes EtcRe: Driver's License by Ben13(mod): 10:39am On Aug 05, 2010
recycled! still funny thou. . .more of 'em, please.

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