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 Forum Games › Re: What's On Your Mind? by Ben13: 8:14pm On Aug 06, 2010 |
Don't let me descend on you, bro. .  googles, come let's sleep. |
| Forum Games › Re: What's On Your Mind? by Ben13: 8:13pm On Aug 06, 2010 |
offtopics  |
| Romance › Re: Plz I Need A Godly Advice And Proffessional Advice In Relationship by Ben13: 8:08pm On Aug 06, 2010 |
Now, let's forget 'bout the major role you played in the evil committed. What is happening to you at the time isn't as a result of the curse or whatever the gal has said. Your imaginations are just putting you into trouble. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Ben13(mod): 8:07pm On Aug 06, 2010 |
Thanking your gawd I'm still in the class. Tell me, where have you being since today? You left us to be misbehave in this English class without a tisha. |
| Romance › Re: Anatomy Of D Female Brain by Ben13: 8:02pm On Aug 06, 2010 |
This pinshure is old na  Are you just coming to the internet? |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Embarassment: Guys Only by Ben13(mod): 8:00pm On Aug 06, 2010 |
^^that story aiint necessary, pls. erm. . .er. . poster, nice collection of jokes you've got.  |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Imagine some Names! by Ben13(mod): 7:47pm On Aug 06, 2010 |
Na so them ask one girl wetin her name be, she say “Zee” after probing, we found out her name is EZINNE. Her reason for shortening it. “People find it difficult to pronounce” This is the joke |
| Romance › Re: I Really Need Your Advice by Ben13: 7:43pm On Aug 06, 2010 |
Now, no matter what reason she gave, that's criminal. She didn't call to request your permission maybe she thinks you won't get to know. Poor her, she being a pepper seller had no idea about credit/debit alert. Since you still love her very much, stop issuing cheques to her. Give her cash. |
| Romance › Re: Affection by Ben13: 7:38pm On Aug 06, 2010 |
Lol. . .yeah, one can learn to love. It depends. As more and more factors that affect ladies (like recharge cards & school fees) are introduced to the relationship, love will grow. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Any Of Una Ride Tyre Back Then? Lol by Ben13(mod): 7:23pm On Aug 06, 2010 |
xynerise:Thief! |
| Jokes Etc › Re: The Danger Of Deficating(shaiting) In The Bush. by Ben13(mod): 6:35pm On Aug 06, 2010 |
xynerise:Soldier ants dey pit toilets? |
| Jokes Etc › Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Ben13(mod): 3:57pm On Aug 06, 2010 |
~Common to spoke that grammar, It taked you 5mins. 1 Like |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by Ben13(mod): 3:53pm On Aug 06, 2010 |
Husband Writes to wife: Dearest Sweetheart, I can't send my salary this month, so I am sending 100 kisses. You are my sweetheart, Your caring and loving husband. His wife replied back after some days to her husband. Dearest Sweetheart, Thanks for your 100 kisses, I am sending the expenses details. 1. The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month milk. 2. The electricity man only agreed after 7 kisses. 3. The landlord comes every day and takes two or three kisses instead of the rent. 4. Supermarket owner did not accept kisses only, so I have given him some other items. 5. Other expenses 40 kisses. Please don't worry about me, I have the remaining balance of 35 kisses and I hope I can complete the month using this balance. Shall I plan in the same way for next month? Please Advise! Your faithful wife. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Ben13(mod): 3:39pm On Aug 06, 2010 |
I can smell rat in ya talking. what do you having in mind? you olodo! |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by Ben13(mod): 3:37pm On Aug 06, 2010 |
Wicked thing! |
| Romance › Re: What Should Be Done To Wife Beaters? by Ben13: 3:22pm On Aug 06, 2010 |
Lol |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by Ben13(mod): 3:14pm On Aug 06, 2010 |
Who among these 3 would u Pardon? 1st: Jeanne told my friend she prefers London to UK that’s why she's not been to UK. 2nd: Poor Godwin took Ada out, asked if she wanted sharwama but she declined saying, "sorry I don’t take alcohol”. 3rd: Sussie told her man she just graduated and he asks, “what’s next? Community Service, right! She says, no I don’t like that course, too much calculation involved that’s why I didn’t study it. |
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