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Jokes Etc › Re: Merry Christmas & Happy New Year 2009 To Jokes Members by Ben13(mod): 2:59pm On Feb 09, 2009
hmmmm
Romance › Re: Fornication And Gay Sex Which One Is Ok? by Ben13: 2:57pm On Feb 09, 2009
this is dumb.
Jokes Etc › Re: Nuns Commiting Sins by Ben13(mod): 2:55pm On Feb 09, 2009
dis is also serious grin
Jokes Etc › Re: Merry Christmas & Happy New Year 2009 To Jokes Members by Ben13(mod): 2:51pm On Feb 09, 2009
Nope

I don't like people deing
Romance › Re: A Woman Wants Two Things Most From A Man: by Ben13: 2:40pm On Feb 09, 2009
.
Jokes Etc › Re: She Is A Malaysian by Ben13(mod): 2:33pm On Feb 09, 2009
class monitor
Romance › Re: Time To Rename Valentine's Day As Hiv Day by Ben13: 2:29pm On Feb 09, 2009
Poster, you get bad mind angry


IS IT NOT TIME WE CHANGED THE NAME OF THIS THING TO HIV DAY, BECAUSE THATS ONE THING THAT REALLY GET SPREAD AROUND THAT DAY.
A big fat lie
Jokes Etc › Re: Why Should Mummy Eat Junior Instead Of Garri? by Ben13(mod): 2:27pm On Feb 09, 2009
what was dat?
Jokes Etc › Re: Nuns Commiting Sins by Ben13(mod): 2:22pm On Feb 09, 2009
dat's serious grin
Jokes Etc › Re: Joke Section: Drop Your Valentine's Day Agenda by Ben13(mod): 2:20pm On Feb 09, 2009
I say drop yours na cheesy
Celebrities › Re: Upclose and Personal with Nairalanders by Ben13: 2:18pm On Feb 09, 2009
Most embarrassing moment:
Losing a game of blitz (high-speed chess) to an underdog in the presence of all my otimkpus (supporters),
including my then 'spanking new' babe. I redeemed my image on games 2, 3, 4 and 5.


This particular one made it most embarrasing grin
Jokes Etc › Re: Stand A Chance To Win 5 Naira. by Ben13(mod): 2:17pm On Feb 09, 2009
thank you
Jokes Etc › Re: Joke Section: Drop Your Valentine's Day Agenda by Ben13(mod): 1:34pm On Feb 09, 2009
see bad mind above me grin
Jokes Etc › Re: First Time by Ben13(mod): 1:32pm On Feb 09, 2009
It's just chilling,

I don see your own agenda kiss
Jokes Etc › Re: Nuns Commiting Sins by Ben13(mod): 1:27pm On Feb 09, 2009

I wonder what clems is doing in the kitchen since morning
grin
Jokes Etc › Re: First Time by Ben13(mod): 1:24pm On Feb 09, 2009
**turns off romade's mp3**
Jokes Etc › Re: Coloured Peeps by Ben13(mod): 1:22pm On Feb 09, 2009
to see if romade is bathing!!
Jokes Etc › Re: Stand A Chance To Win 5 Naira. by Ben13(mod): 1:19pm On Feb 09, 2009
shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

It's sycophant tongue
Jokes Etc › Re: She Is A Malaysian by Ben13(mod): 1:14pm On Feb 09, 2009
It's just self chillimg



reports waste of ink
Jokes Etc › Re: Coloured Peeps by Ben13(mod): 1:12pm On Feb 09, 2009
in da kitchen!!
Jokes Etc › Re: Merry Christmas & Happy New Year 2009 To Jokes Members by Ben13(mod): 12:01pm On Feb 09, 2009
no be me talk am
Romance › Re: Women, If You Think You Are Equal To Men Try This by Ben13: 12:00pm On Feb 09, 2009
forbidden5:
Women often think that they are measurably equal to men. They say "what a man can do, a woman can do even better".

Women, if you think you are equal to men, if you see a man that you like then walk up to him and spin him. When you spin him, then tell us his response and his expression.

If women are equal to men then they can see a man on the street and ask him out.
If this is a way of measuring it,
then , it is only in Naija that women are not equal to men undecided
Romance › Re: Perfect Valentine's Day by Ben13: 11:55am On Feb 09, 2009
Mine is

travel from Apapa to Fetac gate,
get her into my car
and drive of to Lagos Island,
just for a plate of ice-cream 4rm TFC. tongue*that will make my day* tongue
Jokes Etc › Joke Section: Drop Your Valentine's Day Agenda by Ben13(mod): 11:54am On Feb 09, 2009
Mine is as follows: tongue

travel from Apapa to Fetac gate, call her on fone
wait for her at the entrance gate *of course to prevent her funny father*
get her into my tortoise car *that I borrowed from my richest friend*
and drive of to Lagos Island *where things are happening*
just for a plate of ice-cream 4rm TFC,
Take her back to her house
Return the car and walks back home for a complete 12hrs sleep. undecided

hmmmm. . . dat makes my day grin

Oya drop yours
Jokes Etc › Re: Stand A Chance To Win 5 Naira. by Ben13(mod): 11:25am On Feb 09, 2009
no, I can't be part of this undecided

** don't wanna disfigure an innocent farting damsel **
Jokes Etc › Re: Merry Christmas & Happy New Year 2009 To Jokes Members by Ben13(mod): 11:16am On Feb 09, 2009
worn out undies shocked
Jokes Etc › Re: Is Obama Qualified For The Job? by Ben13(mod): 11:13am On Feb 09, 2009
even during the operation, Ben kept drinking his garri
Jokes Etc › Re: Nuiz In Brief by Ben13(mod): 11:07am On Feb 09, 2009
this guy is talking to spirits shocked
Romance › Re: Please My Heart Is Breaking: I Need Advice. by Ben13: 11:05am On Feb 09, 2009
Omolola1:
@ poster

take heart cry
when the heart in question is breaking
Jokes Etc › Re: Merry Christmas & Happy New Year 2009 To Jokes Members by Ben13(mod): 11:04am On Feb 09, 2009
In da kitchen

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