₦airaland Forum

altamaurice:
I just got a success mail from KPMG. I wrote the test last week. Attached with the mail were other attachments. Pls if you have gone through this process before, is there anything else I have to do or should I be expecting besides just submitting my credentials? Do I need to dress corporate or is just submit and go?....pls I need ur advice ASAP submission is next week monday

Plz brother, can you help me with kpmg customer care email. I need to make enquiry abt something. Thanks bro

IzonOwei:
then wait for buhari to come benefit you..you go wait until you grow grey hairs for armpit..

Brother, let us be optimistic and continue to pray for our dear country NIGERiA

xdream:
E dey pain you oooo

E dey pinch you oooo

E dey pepper you oooo

I don't like to exchange words with infants like you that are so blind to see what GEJ has done to minimize the rate of unemployment in this country.

YouWiN! is just one out of several others. How well are you informed about GEJ's administration?

All you do is rant upon zilch and showcase your hatred for him everywhere. Good job man, the rants and hatred will fetch you better life. Abi no be so?

kontinu ooo, just kontinu you hear? Oponu jatijati

Now you know the fool between us...

Goodday.

Hmmmmmmmn
I can now see clearly how idle and jobless you are
But guy, u know wat?
I won't waste my time exchanging words with yiu anymore
It's unlike me to use abusive words on people but it's pains me so much wen someone like yiu display high degree of stupidity and foolishness at same time, making me start finking maybe it's hereditary,
Should I jus say that you're very daft and senseless to know who's better btw GEJ and GMB. If yiu don't know, try to use your data /MB to check more abt GMB, his achievement as the head of state and minister of petroleum and compare it to your messiah GEJ.
Maybe you're not listening to news of recent or seeing things fir ya sef. GMB has not bin sworn in but look at are things are already changing, c how your corrupt people is running up and down, look at the way naira is gaining ground again jus at the mention of GMB.

Guy, I pity your condition, your so blind by your greedy and selfish nature to say GEJ is better.
Well, no need to educate u more, because a fool at this your age and level might jus b a fool forever
I love my country, I love the people of my country and I want the best for them.


Brother, rethink and support this present administration and stop bin blind by 1/1000 you win awardee.



NOTE:
We are still one big family, so I still love you bro
God bless NIGERIA

xdream:
Total waste of space...

I dont expect a fish brain toddler to understand the meaning of xdream.

Thanks.

With senseless selfish and self centred people like you in Nigeria, I c no bright future fir this country


All because you're among the awardee ,neglecting 50 million unemployed youth on the street, then you fink Jonathan is d best person to continue. It's only God that you judge that your devilish and satanic mindset

Ode of the highest order

xdream:
Did you vote for GEJ? Did you campaign for his continuity in government?

When we were educating the public on the various things GEJ has done in Nigeria, they said we are talking rubbish. Remember Sure-P is there, VCF, YEAP and FAFIN, ATA etc.

Tony Elumelu would give out $10,000 but I can't guarantee that again with the change in government.

The youths of this country were brainwashed by the word "change," now day don break, you're awaiting miracles.

Am a YouWiN awardee, I hope the president elect would continue this program. I just hope so. Someone that claims he has just 150 cows will have the passion to give N10,000,000.00 each to 6000 Nigerians in the next four years? That's sixty billion naira man!

Next time, the youths of this country will learn how to appreciate a good leader that is passionate about touching the lives of his citizens.

YouWiN! apart, GEJ has touched the lives of many Nigerians from various platforms. This is why I badge him my hero!

#WalksAway...

I can c u in your usermane " X DREAM " meaning no more future,no plans, no dream.
All I will jus say is that u should fink well b4 u talk and b4 yiu give yourself names.

Go to togo, tell dem you're looking for Obama.
Once u c him, jus give him a hot slap, he will shout, what!!!. Then yiu tell him you need a job in USA.



Thank me later

Must lagos always be for the opposition party
Let's vote apc to have full federal support
Let's vote ambode to continue Mr fashpla good work





Governor fashpla under apc is still the best Governor so far in the history of nigeria

Eyah
See wetin ogogoro ( dry gin) do this man


Konji + dry gin = jail

Google dat coy name and thank me later

I con begin dey wonder wen marketing job start to dey get closing date

lyvin:
I heard an igbo woman won federal house of representatives seat to represent Apapa. Is confirmed. So go hug a transformer. Your hate and bad belle is insignificant.

Bw
Nigerians hv been elected in some foreign countries legislature. We know d story of Obama. Yet some pple hate their next door neighbours so much so dt they wouldn't want them to breath in air dt is freely given by God. Who God has blessed no one can cause

Wow!!!
That's lovely u know bt your comment wud av bin so touching and painful if only you're not among the igbos
But dear guess wat
My God has disappointed yiu guys in re electing Jonathan again. The most painful aspect of this is that ,the igbos decided to re elect Jonathan only on tribalism basis.
And point of correction. I don't hate igbos bt I hate that their selfish attitude, always want to dominate in any place they find themselves, their tribalism nature and their greed nature.

I guess it's time this igbo people causing threat to yoruba land are sent packing to their village to go continue their politics and bad belle there. Imagine this for another man land.
We should not b surprise that later the igbos will also wan to b governor in lagos

Mitcheeeeeew

adamilen:
Hi Nairalanders,

I am a 26 year old lady and will be getting married in June. Unfortunately for me I found about two months ago that my dad is cheating on my mum. I didn't say anything cuz I do not want my family to break up. Before it was one lady but now I have found out that they are two. It seems like as the days go deeper he gets more and more into it.

Yesterday he told me to put a password for him on his phone. I tried avoiding doing it but he was persistent and at the end I ended up putting it for him but my conscience has really started disturbing me. I dont know if I should tell her because I don't want my family to break up and at the same time I don't want to see my mother hurt. She loves and adores him, although everyone has his/her shortcomings.

He is a well respected man and my fiancee respects him more than anything. I feel like I am suffocating.

Please what should I do? I really need good advice

Thanks

I've seen so many comment up there and shook my head
Dear if I will advice you, telling the third party to interfer is like adding more fuel to the burning fire.
Fir your mum not to get hurt
Fir your dad not to get hurt
For people not to disrespect your dad
Plz, do as if you don't know anything
A time will come wen he will willing drop the act.
Blessed is the man that apply wisdom in his dealings

It depends on their level closeness

Chaiiii brother
Nawa fir yiu ooooo
Na sleep you fink say yiu dey sleep so abi, wey person take enter your room, come your side, hold your Sumtin, wey yiur Sumtin con hard like stick, wey your Sumtin enter person mouth, con cum inside the mouth,u con still say u dey sleep, chaiii
Oga you too dey lie abeg
Tell us wetin yiu never tell us jawe and stop this your lies

TheeRevelation:
Team lead- Sales, you have done well.

Seems everyone on that thread eventually got an offer.

PLZ WHICH OFFER ARE U TALKING ABOUT

I fink you're feeling like that because you don't really love her



Search ya mind
If that's true
Plz tell her so that she can move ahead
Or else
I pity your condition later

vizkiz:
tell your friends bro that I am a good samarithan and I love helping people in difficult situations like this. Though its not easy but it is a burden I choose to accept...

So can I have her digits?

Guy I too like yiu jawe

ItsAnderson:
please i need matured advice on
this: Am in love with a lady, we have been together
for like 9months now. The problem is that my
apartment is not presentable, i refuse her coming,
each time she wish to come.. I have occasionally
taken her to a guest house, and she do reject we
going there. I do really love her and will marry her..
This issue of her coming to my place is causing
quarrel, she feels i have things am trying to hide
from her apart from the the reason i put before her.
My plan has been to see how i could rent a new place
before letting her come, the plan is not swiftly
coming at the moment. She is telling that even
though i stay in hole, that i should take her there, that
she believes i will make it later in life. I don't feel
comfortable, advice pals...

If I comment wetin dey my mouth, u go hate me and yiu go find me come house.





So make I jus dey observe jejely

Urhobo, I laff ona no b small

Sebi ona remember wetin obasanjo do timaya and hin people that time.

No forget say GMD na another mad crazy ex military man oooo

Chaiiii

I jus pray make wetin ona dey do no mark the end of Urhobo people wen my boy buhari come to power on may 29




Make ona continue..... I dey watch ona like America action movie

Who b learner fir this text sef, Shey na the person wey send text or person wey believe the text?
Mitcheeeeeew







I no talk anything ooooi












Just passing by ooooo

Lolz
Very funny.
If yiu hear my own yesteday, u go laugh troway your night food

springpark14:
Goodday,

Are you an experienced auditor or fresh accounting graduate with a desire to enhance your career especially in the area of Financial Management and Accoounting.

Web2com Allied Services Ltd is a finance company located in Surulere, Lagos that specializes in outsourcing accountants to various companies in Nigeria and provides adequate training tailored made to suit the various business areas of our clients.

We are searching for candidates that share in our vision, competent and with a burning desire to excel. You may wish to send your CVs to us at web2comallied@gmail.com and we will be sure to contact whatever the outcome. Proximity to Surulere will be an added advantage.

Thank you

Recruiting team

wat abt people wit biz admin, banking and finance and economics. can they apply too

plz can someone gatecrash for the test?

Harkynkunle:
is it for stanbic ibtc or diamond bank......?
does ur interview involve d ability of speaking Nigerian native lang

Am yet to know which bank or language conditions

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Yeap

But don't know wat I should b expecting in the second interview ooo
Plz any body with useful information should help
ehn...congrat bro.... when did u take d test bro...
coz.. i also did and i've got no invitation yet

Wed

Na PDP cause am oooooo

chronique:
When will Nigerian girls learn to stop dating miscreants? Especially the popular ones who call themselves artistes? Y'all should learn how to move with responsible people.

Na money and popularity we dey talk ooo
Which gals can never do without

Na PDP cause am
Deola, no worry, vote for change
And your may D will change







Jus passing by........