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Even calling customer care then was not for free!...competition good jawweeh!

Imagine...Even calling customer care then was not for free.

That guy and uwaezuoke dey compete for worwor!...ur teeth sef pass 32

How can a 4yrs old baby lift 11 months baby, talk more of puting him comfortably inside a container....shoddy cooked story! #AtTeNtioN sEEKers!

asadike:
I don't believe in sex, I believe in love.

Anam anu!...ndi love!

EggovinMma:
God forbid!
50k salary inside marriage. Na before ooo.But now, I REJECT EVERY SPIRIT OF POVERTY IN MY LIFE.My bible tells me to seek and I shall find, and whatever I bind here on earth shall be bind in heaven. I stand upon the rock of St Peter and I am binding every spirit of poverty in the life of my future husband, every spirit of meagre salary. I lose your hold on that poor future husband of mine.IT SHALL NOT BE MY POTION.50K SALARY KE? Which kind rough play be that?

see ur mouth prayer warrior! ....for that picture wey u resemble runz girl!

kekakuz:
[size=20pt] ibo man chop akpu finish begin dey see double. rip little gir
wetin dey vex me pass na their egusi soup
ate one last week and till now av not been able to eat anything
why scatter fish head and bone inside your tasteless soup. are we cats? [/size]

Lekwanu onye ofe mmanu a....osi na ogini na aya ya?

Buhari have you forgotten what you said in the beginning (I will make your government ungovernable), and that's is when boko haram started striking tremendously!
After 28th March, You will surely match back to your cattle field and dust off that stick you use to control cows. Nigeria is not for sale and has no room for a terrorist....go sit down jareeeh

GEJ till 2019

queenprecy:
pls can anyone guide me on how to open a school and what it can cost. pls Ur help is highly appreciated. Thanks

visit www.wealthresult.com there you will actually get a step by step guide. Best of luck in your quest!

Na waoh!...those girls na public toilet! na only God knows d kind infection wey u go fit get for using such toilet!

mekaboy:
Interesting. In that case an attack on jonathan is an attack on the north.

Nonsense, always beating around the bush, when u shit wait for Gej to come clean ur nyansh. Until people start to be honest about the situation and point to the root cause of the problem, they will know no peace.

Bokoharam hosts flag, ISIS hosts flag.

Bokoharam behead people, ISIS does the same.

Bokoharam kill soldiers, ISIS does the same.

So what does Bokoharam and al queada , El Shabab and ISIS have in common?

I guess its jonathan that they av in common.

And each of those terrorist groups are muslim. u see, Muslim is the only problem we are having all over the world!

hmm...Everything in this country is turning into politics! Now they want us to appreciate them by paying high for darkness! All I'm praying for is for March 28 to come so that all these political/economic robbery will come to an end! Shame unto bad government. God bless Nigeria!

congrats Nairaland and Nairalanders.
I'm 7 years old here...I think I need a trophy !!

I got the message this morning! did u went for their interview on the giving date? and what does it look like? Though the date they gave me is 13/03/2015. I don't actually know if it is a marketing stuff so that I will safe myself the stress and t/f.

Reply ASAP.

Thanks

Dragonking:
Only the Igbos can do such thing..they love money than life itself..if it was possible they will even sell baby Jesus for N20,000.

Egbe igwe tigbuoro m gi ebe ahu! Anumpama nwuru anwu!...onye Ofe mmanu.

Why not come out naked?...ooook may be na because say ur engine dey over heat! hmmm onye bu umuaka ?

They actually look like who paid them for the campaign! ...mesomophs!

chai!...see as this topic dey sweet women pass goat meat

LieDetector:
OP, I do all those but my girlfriend has never appreciated me.

She is not into you...Try next door!

Tufiakwa...What a bad reputation! ndi yoruba sef

That imbeci*e na one of the headaches Nigeria get!...he thinks that he can camouflage with religion Nonsense!!

she still looks gorgeous even in broken mirrors. this is not enough to make front page, tell us another story jooor!

[quote author=msmon post=30870017][/quote]they should face normal prosecution not humiliation. from their statement, they're just normal poor civilians trying hard to make ends meet not boko men!

Jsmile:
The site was going thru update, you should be able to access it now

I had problem with registration and applying as well.

kekakuz:
[size=20pt] you just can't generalise it by saying guyz
yes we talk football and I'll rather do that than discus Nigerian film and fashion police

yes we drink please give me a break if you think those that drink don't work,where will they get money to drink tomorrow.. man must relax na.

I have a functioning peenis,I don't know what you expect me to do with it mannanize?
you have a strong point here though because we guy spend time talking about the woman anatomy but cant talk about ourselves. girls show each other their parts and talk. try to show a guy your ddick he's gon be like "hew that's gay"

gambling. well I really don't get your point here. gambling is for matured mind and I do it at will.
for your mind you are a hard working guy and you want to save your money in the bank while the banker will remove you 1million to bet on Chelsea vs QPR. Chelsea wins and he gets 1.2 million. he returns your 1 million and keeps 200k
that's a classic case of monkey dey work baboon dey chop

I can go on and on. guyz will be guyz and if we do these things you say dosnt mean we are not focused in life or achieve our destiny .
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tell them bro!...tell every sick ass chick looking down on guys! if she is jealous, let her go get herself a plastic dick!

powersunny:
I was in your shoes until last week before i visited Zenith registrars at Ajose adeogun str VI. On the spot, i got my shares cert, accumulated dividends (8,500) which i paid in instantly in the gtbank opposite the building. i left with my 3,013 units worth of share (from 1,650 in the 2008 IPO). You need to see how happy i was with the unexpected windfall.once i get my bonus certificate from ny chose zenith branch next 2 weeks, i will lodge my shares thru my stockbroker. Just go with an ID (international passport, national ID or driver licence)

Thanks for the info bro...i am having the same issue as well. in my own case, i bought 1,000 but the address i used was a p.o box of my closest friend. now the guy has flew to US. though i first applied for CSS, which i lost the CSS number when my phone lost, then i appliied for e-dividen via e-dividend mandate form which i download from zenith registrars website and submitted it via a zenith bank branch. after some 2 years of submission i first received a dividend alert last on 2010, but have not seen any other alert up till date.

i don't know what to do.

No matter what you do for her!...a cheater is a cheater. hmmm! Nigerian women & their smelling characters!

Even that their website sef na SCAM. you cannot register talk of applying for anything! Tufiakwa, Nigeria don dey smell like rotten egg!

I feel like you are talking to me in this write up. it was like I'm drunk throughout the relationship, but it's over now and I learnt the lesson with bruises in my heart! chai! umu nwanyi, God power pass una power and Buhari power!

Most Important reason: LESBIANISM!

gbam!...75% of Nigerian ladies are bisexual, I am talking out of experience. They would think that they will ever remain in their 20s, but before they realised it, their beauty have started to fade away,they have wastd their precious years into clubbing & Nonsense. At that age, they are not even good enough to be a mother or someone's wife! Now look out through ur window, u will see many of them with wrinkles all over their bodies claiming to be 21 looking for a man to rope into marriage! women are confusing most times...God help them!

You guys should let her be! she thinks she is thirsty now, but when she has taken a taste, she will be probably be dehydrating! Not every virgin intends to preserve their virginity, but lack of opportunity left them with no option. When she grows up she will know the meaning of her urge!