₦airaland Forum

NaBanga:
You most likely have Sleep Apnea. You literally stop breathing multiple times every night. You are doing a lot of damage to your heart and lungs. You need a CPAP machine that you will wear nightly. When you eventually have heart failure and your legs are swelling, one pastor will come and say your "uncle" wants to take your life. When you go to bed and don't wake up from "suffocation" or have a heart attack, one pastor will tell your family it was your brother in Malaysia who used you for rituals to get rich.. Leave it to Nigerians to blame everything on spirituality instead of seeking proper medical care.

Pls how does one get a CPAP device? Thanks

Do you know where one can get a CPAP to buy?

stanvesco:
https://www.mtts-asia.com/firefly-phototherapy/

https://www.mtts-asia.com/dolphin-cpap/
I want to get 3 pieces of the above two items.
I don't know if you would be magnanimous enough to assist in either procurement or even sourcing from a different vendor.
Dear ma'am, that websites is making me scream *why now* *wetin happen!*

Not to derail the thread but please I am on urgent need of a CPAP. Can I get in Lagos Nigeria? Or I will need to order? Kindly reply. Thanks.

The hoover board for 40k. Is it still available?

This is a good recipe. I will try to make it one day. I have never had oil bean in beans. You tried op

So after writing that epistle, it one miserable tiny picture you could add to the article. Haven't you heard that a picture speaks a thousand words?

These set of housemates are lazy when it comes to dancing. There was no professional dancer in the other Bbnaija and they always did well. I don't understand this set waiting for liquorice or being intimidated by her dance. They aren't even making effort.

Saga looks so beautiful men! Sagalicious!

TrickyTee would have killed this task. Man always wore a wig

Abeg why did JMK not wear a wig?

usmexy1:
I AM IN SUPPORT OF THOSE AGITATING THAT THIS SHOW SHOULD BE BANNED,I SEE NO USEFULNESS OF THIS SHOW, EVEN THE VIEWERS ARE JUST INTERESTED AND INTRIGUED ABOUT THE SEXUAL AND AFFECTION PART. THE SHOW IS NOT EDUCATIVE, AND 0 VALUE TO THE SOCIETY.

Go and ban it urself na. Yeye

Adol84:
Let me give you a quick solution to this madness. If you have steady power supply in your area, get yourself a good electric stove in order to save expenses. Perhaps get two in one or three in one electric stove. I pay exorbitant bills for power supply though am still using the old meter. I use gas cooker and electric stove. I can't be paying exorbitant bills and light will be wasting for nothing. I only use the gas cooker if there is no power supply. A filling station attendant told me that it would reach #1,000 during the festive period. But, if you are using the prepaid meter, do not use the electric stove coz it drains the credit like a child who sucks his mother's breasts.

Same here. I get crazy estimated bill, so all cooking is done with electric stove

So if she didn't win the medal, they won't think of fixing her knee injury in any country of her choice?
Sunday Dare is a dullard. Period.

grandlexuz:
The volatile price nature of Nigeria's biggest foreign currency earner puts the Naira at the dancing corner of the village square. Russia and many others have all been hard hit at some point.

The pepper thing got me laughing ..Generally most restaurants will have an extra dish of pepper. In the North West (Bamenda) people don't generally eat pepper that much. Most meals especially at restaurants will have a mild amount of pepper to taste and an extra well fried bowl of pepper for those who like their food spicy.

People in the South West (Buea, Kumba, Mamfe) generally eat pepper with some tribes tribal meal being a bowl of fried pepper and plantains. Imagine that. I also don't eat much pepper preferring it mild. At a restaurant I do prefer plain food with a served pepper in a bowl. Others just put ungrounded pepper in the food. You could burst and make it part of your food as you desire.

Hello! I have missed this thread. Been pretty busy and forgotten about here. How are you? Trust you are good? I have been keeping up with my friends in Cameroon. Mostly especially I am trying to study some of the playwrights and writers from Cameroon. I was able to gets some playtexts. One is from Perpetual Lola, she is the cultural attache of the Cameroon embassy here in Nigeria.
Another I got was from Bole Bukate. Was sad to hear he has passed. I do hope the crises will be resolved totally soon. I still have plans to visit.
Thank you and do take care.
Everytime I think of Cameroon, I remember plantains and fishes.

EsupofoP:
A reference letter is not a requirement for the 2020/2021 MSc screening exercise. All these are important, required, and mandatory for the screening:
-[* Original Birth Certificate (Age Declaration or National Population Commission)
* Original UG Certificate
* Original NYSC certificate] for sight-seeing only
-[* 1 copy each of Admission letter, bio-data, and appointment slip]
- #10,000 cash payment

Pls have they done the screening or when is it holding?

edoairways:
Is their postgraduate program fast over there?

If you try it you will regret your life. Masters has been on since 2018 no headway. It is trail and error they are doing.

revived:
I said it's a pharmacy and I think she had an illness then, naso the man dae put finger inside my babe's .

No Be Only Her, the man matter dun cast before
E go soon cast again

Which kain sickness wey finger reach toto? Abi na D&C she go do?

Officialgarri:
I pray he is found not guilty. Such a handsome man like this and also a professor at a young age will often get the attention of females who by nature are gold diggers. He would then be setup and accused

Better say what you know. That hhe is physically fine doesn't mean he is good. This man is a silent devil. Ask those that have encountered him.

What I don't understand is, he had money to buy a Tesla but they are opening a go finde to contribute for his funeral.

Gubularaska:
3k gaskiya. I believe there is no working cartridge inside bah?

From 25k to 3k. Kuku slap him and collect it.

Unilag, no arguments.

grandlexuz:
On the contrary I am an Anglophone. One hundred percent Anglophone. I tried to portray the story of Cameroon from a neutral stand point. It's a shame you visited Bamenda after it's been ravaged by infightings. I grew up in Bamenda and electricity was never an issue. Both government and secessionist sabotage have contributed to the shortfalls.

Douala is the economic capital of Cameroon and can't be matched to Bamenda. That can't be attributed to marginalisation. You can't compare Lagos to Enugu or Calalabar for good reasons. As a research Pharmacognosist I have been all over Cameroon. Bamenda is a hundred times ahead Ebolowa which is the Regional Capital of the Region of origin of President Biya. It's just not Ebolowa; Bamenda is better than Bertoua, Baffousam, Maroua Ngaoundere, all regional head quarters.

The devastation of the war torn villages is a topic for another day. Both the government forces and the seccesionists have been brutal at best; then again it's hard to understand some of the attrocities committed by the seccesionists on their very own. For the government forces I can understand. Like Fela sang, "The bring sorrows tears and blood, them regular trade mark"

The supposed hostility towards foreigners could take an entire day to debate. I once housed an Edo girl for four months for free. I met her on the streets of Yaounde in 2001 and took her in. Pretty as she was I never took advantage of her. I kept her for four months and eventually paid her fare to Lagos. Thats hospitality. I know alot of Cameroonians who will do same.

I wouldn't say the Francophones hate Nigerians. Most of them just have an attitude problem borne from a mannerless culture. A typical francophone neighbour will get up in the morning and not greet you. He hasn't got a grudge , it's poor upbringing. A francophone kid gets into your house, comfortably sits without greeting the owner of the house. An Anglophone kid will greet you as many times as he passes you on the street.

You have spoken well. My anglophone friends say the difference between the average anglophone and francophone is like the difference between day and night.

I forgot to mention the last exchange rate was 850 to 1000 naira. Naira is dead and useless.
You speak so beautifully of your country it makes one long to visit it again.
I pray the cou try gets it right and the crises end.
I don't think it is too much to give the anglophones the referredum they are asking for.

Wishing the best. Do let us keep up communications.

I have a question. So at the last conference some friends couldn't eat the food said it had too much pepper. But the food was very mild in my opinion however, they said food is prepared without pepper in Cameroon and a separate dish of pepper kept.
I did notice there was a separate dish of pepper but I thought it was a part of the menu. Do the people generally not eat pepper? Or it is peculiar to an ethnicity?

grandlexuz:
The exchange rate fluctuates alot. I think 550N to 1000CFA certainly gave you an edge. Kribi is a lovely town. When I finally fall in love with a nairaland babe will take her there for honeymoon..Lol. Another beautiful touristic town is Limbe with black sandy beaches. That's my town. Anytime you visit again do hook me up and I'll gladly show you around. What brought you to Cameroon? You mentioned academic research. I would think the University of Buea should have been a stop. It's the oldest Anglophone university in the country and accredited too.

The worst days of the crisis are over. Things are begining to get to normal with many displaced persons returning to once deserted villages.

Offcourse as a Nigerian you bound to pick Naija over Cameroon. Lol That said Nigeria has better infrastructural developments compared to Cameroon. Monopoly on business ?? Hmmm... Every country has got some monopolised sectors. I wouldn't say Cameroon has a monopolised business structure. Whatever the word means.

Nigeria has got a population eight times that of Cameroon, a land mass twice the size of Cameroon, features in the top ten producers of oil in the world. For good reason the should be better developed to Cameroon. Still I like it here anytime anyday.

Good to hear from you. Hopefully, I will be visiting Cameroon again next year. But place of academic conference not sure yet.

I have some friends at University of Buea. And lots more at University of Bamenda and Dschang. It prolly might be Bamenda but the crises and hot spot makes it risky.

I would love to visit Limbe. Did you say black sand beaches? Sounds exotic. Maybe we will meet up one day. I have a growing number of friends in Cameroon.

I pray the crises ends real soon. I want to be able to visit the country freely as much as I like. It is a great place with great people and lots of food.

Dasuks:
The areas you mentioned are subsistence sufficient and export food items to Nigeria. Those markets are also less than a fifth of southern Nigeria's. Niger as a whole net exports livestock n food to northern Nigeria. Niger's entire Gdp is 10 bnl USD. The south's food bill alone is $5 bln Usd.

Pls stop deceiving ur self. And northern Camr is a dead region. Far North province exports down to Central (Yaounde) and South to Douala, Kribi etc. The actual Usd value of food bills across Cmr BFaso Niger and Chad is less than 600 mln USD. And in none of these networks are inputs or produce from Northern Nigeria used.

All the countries you mentioned feature 70 plus percent poverty rates and are classified as LIFD (low income food deficient) because tho they are subsistent, they cannot pay for high value fiber or proteins...... so I dont know where you got your so called conclusions from.

You are smart. You obviously know what you are saying.

What of pussy cats? Won't they vaccinate cats too? Abi na only dogs be pet?

You might be suffering from sleep apnea. That explains the loud snoring. Then the poor sleeping pattern and the nightmare is as a result of your mind over working.

I suffered from a similar experience and ran to different churches for deliverance. The nightmare finally stopped but the apnea and snoring was treated medically. Go and do a sleep analysis test first.

No be politicians dem dey launder the money for?

Sandra430:
We’ve been dating for sometime. He stays in Norway I live in Nigeria. He’s 38 I’m 21. We’ve never lived together even when he was in Nigeria for a visit. Now he’s saying I should leave everything and everyone I know and come live with him in Norway forever. Just like that. Do you think it’s a good idea? He’s a bit controlling and authoritative. Always like to be right and never agreed he’s wrong. The last time I wanted to start a business. He refused to help me saying I will leave him if my business goes well.

With this history be rest assured that if you go you enter one chance!
What if he is not want he says he is. He already shows authoritative attitude. He would make you a slave and deny you your freedom so you will always be indebted to him.
Who knows if he is a sexual pervert sef? Just be careful.

Omo! People get money o. With 12m you can consider Canada. Going business route is fine but they have heavy government control and bursting into the scene as a business person might be a little shaky at first.

Option 2 is the US of A. The American dream can be achieved if you are hardworking.

GamalNasser:
Barely? Dude can't read !!!!

This statement made me play the video. It was hilarious! �

I paid for transcript since 2015 and yet to get it. Throrgh ext. Till date I don't know what's up

OlakunmiSMELTD:
Let me give you a factual information which will be back with facts.

1. Bsc will cost you approximately 3years if you do it in this Ni--ge---ria ( not Nigeria again)

1. MBA: we have good International and Nigeria 1 year program which are long distance/flexible/and we'll recognize

. 2. your HND and Bsc will be evaluated as 2 degree or more
2. MBA: will be evaluate as Master equalvalnt

3. MBA gives you opportunity to back your work experience, because is more of up-to-date information that covers all management/accounting/leadership/project management.
system

Can you or anyone pls recommend a good one year MBA one can do online either Nigeria or international pls.
Thank you