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I dont think that should be a problem for Mr Gates, there is always room for an upgrade.

clem and dic, na waoo.

@poster nice one.

@All will you dudes stop quarrelling for once and just have a nice time ?

ROFLMAO @ comments.

@Clem, Nwanne mmadu, is it you that is this ?? lol

@waleola99 Nice one dude.

see them, this is how you know people living in "Face me - I face you."

lol, Now thats something to really laugh at.

Good Joke, but originality matters.

@Poster Nice one.

Now why haven't any1 laughed yet

Hi there people

Lynus in the house ,

@d-baptist Man, its my damn GOAT , Ituen is the 1st thief here, go back and read the whole episode.

That goes to show how connected Mr Turkey is,

@d-baptist I guess you're new here on NLD, clem na igbo babe.
Its just that after her barbing saloon days at yaba left, the babe brain just dey malfunction.

@d-baptist point of correction, clem na babe, not guy.

I think i would leave that to clem to answer for herself.

Yes i think i wud also like to know y

@Migs, You call them the best and my goat is still at large hu
@Clem I need to speak to your father to confirm this allegation.

@GeePastor  From the way you talk, it seems you also know the whereabouts of my sexy goat cynthia, start confessing now, before i get the rest of the NLD crew to lynch you.

@stereoman or studio Wetin bring our two matter ?

@sexyLeamon what dnt you understand ? Abi your brain dey trek ?

This one is a good material for the Guinness world record.
Yenagoa, the Bayelsa state capital hasn’t got any street names or house numbers!
Now that’s funny! , and serious too, very, very serious.
If you ask of the house address of any friend or relative resident in Yenagoa, you are most likely to get something resembling, “near, behind, in front off or after so so and so” for an answer.
During a recent visit to that city, I rang my host, immediately I got to the bus stop, to give me directions to his place for the taxi-bike. Is response felt to me like a voyage to Saturn.
“Tell the okada man that you are going towards that junction before PDP secretariat, where those traffic wardens stand, then he should turn right and go straight down. He should not turn left or right o! he should keep going down, down, down, until he sees one big “ODILI FOR PRESIDENT” signboard, then he can turn left and keep moving to the point where the tarred road ends, then turn to the right and count two NEPA poles. In front of one yellow house, you will see a dustbin”.
Believe it or not, that was his address and he wasn’t quite done!
“Get down at the dustbin, then ask of papa Tari from anybody you see. Everybody sabi me for there”.
Uhh!
Bayelsa state was created in 1996, by late general Sani Abacha, and ever since, none of the states four successive mayors have thought it apt to give names to streets in the states largest city and capital Yenagoa.

On behalf of the people of Yenagoa, I call on the Bayelsa state governm…, Wait! Who knows the address of the Bayelsa state government house?
Enh! The big white building after the round about with PDP banners and countless anti-militant soldier guards?

LOL

sahara desert.

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@gabrywyl white bia bia can be defined as that thing under ya armpit.