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 Jokes Etc / Re: Atm Intel. by benjay1(m): 11:39pm On Aug 25, 2008 |
dreday: ROFLMAO  Come to think of it, that one self na exercise . . . lol |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Atm Intel. by benjay1(m): 11:04pm On Aug 25, 2008 |
ogorluv: . . . hmmmm Food for thought. Just tell the thief the amount you will need to take a bus back to ya house. |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Beijing Olympics Update . . . Lol by benjay1(m): 9:15pm On Aug 25, 2008 |
~Sunej Make we meet for princesa beer parlour jare . . |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Beijing Olympics Update . . . Lol by benjay1(m): 8:58pm On Aug 25, 2008 |
Oyaletor: This is the reason i stopped coming to NLD joke section. . . ~oyelator whats up with all the hissing ? What the F*ck happened to your sense of humour? |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Beijing Olympics Update . . . Lol by benjay1(m): 5:41pm On Aug 25, 2008 |
Mustay: Like say im papa get one street for naija **hiss** |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Beijing Olympics Update . . . Lol by benjay1(m): 5:11pm On Aug 25, 2008 |
~Jeovy so this is what you have been doing since i have been away ? Na you for represent us for that bla bla bla singles, wey clem go mess up  |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Beijing Olympics Update . . . Lol by benjay1(m): 4:38pm On Aug 25, 2008 |
Takes a bow. . . ~Jeovy how you dey my broda ? |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Beijing Olympics Update . . . Lol by benjay1(m): 4:06pm On Aug 25, 2008 |
See ya mouth. |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Beijing Olympics Update . . . Lol by benjay1(m): 2:53pm On Aug 25, 2008 |
~Clem U disgraced us oo. You went in for the bla bla bla women's singles and you came back home with nothing. |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Beijing Olympics Update . . . Lol by benjay1(m): 1:53pm On Aug 25, 2008 |
LoL . . . reports reaching us from our correspondent akinsadeez live from beijing states that NIGERIA just won anoda GOLDmedal in Advanced Fee Fraud with a new world record of $99 billion. |
| Jokes Etc / Beijing Olympics Update . . . Lol by benjay1(m): 12:54pm On Aug 25, 2008 |
NIAJA JUST GOT THEIR FIRST GOLD MEDAL IN THE PICK POCKET MENS SINGLE, WITH A NEW WORLD RECORD OF 2SEC BREAKING THE OLD REC OF 2.6SEC HELD BY SHINA RAMBOW |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Atm Intel. by benjay1(m): 11:13am On Aug 25, 2008 |
sunej: ROFLMAO Broda sometimes, the harsh economic situation of naija can turn someone's brain like that o. ~sunej Take for instance, You never notice say poor pple dey humble ? |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Friday Joke(little Tufe) by benjay1(m): 11:06am On Aug 25, 2008 |
~Aproko wetin concern you ? |
| Jokes Etc / Re: How Jobless Are Nairalanders by benjay1(m): 10:19pm On Aug 24, 2008 |
oya collect mic, . . . we dey wait. |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Friday Joke(little Tufe) by benjay1(m): 10:18pm On Aug 24, 2008 |
see ya lakpa lakpa head, u think say na princesa dey do me ? |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Friday Joke(little Tufe) by benjay1(m): 2:34pm On Aug 24, 2008 |
Jeovy: ~Jeovy, i no dey feel NLD again, like before. so i only come when i am less busy. |
| Jokes Etc / Re: How Jobless Are Nairalanders by benjay1(m): 2:33pm On Aug 24, 2008 |
~ogorluv Na here you wan start your own music career ?? |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Dangerous Virus by benjay1(m): 2:06pm On Aug 23, 2008 |
serious kolocase |
| Jokes Etc / Re: The 22 Things To Drive Men Crazy by benjay1(m): 2:04pm On Aug 23, 2008 |
~Like say the girl use juju hold me. . . No time for long thing. |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Yabing Section by benjay1(m): 2:00pm On Aug 23, 2008 |
**peeps n leaves** |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Bible Translations by benjay1(m): 1:57pm On Aug 23, 2008 |
Hmmmm way too old. but still rocks. |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Very Funny Text Messages by benjay1(m): 1:55pm On Aug 23, 2008 |
~All old. |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Friday Joke(little Tufe) by benjay1(m): 1:53pm On Aug 23, 2008 |
~Now this is funny. |
| Jokes Etc / Re: President George Bush Into Arm Wrestling by benjay1(m): 1:50pm On Aug 23, 2008 |
This one now na joke ?? |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Did The Priest Lie? by benjay1(m): 1:48pm On Aug 23, 2008 |
**snores** |
| Jokes Etc / Re: How Jobless Are Nairalanders by benjay1(m): 1:47pm On Aug 23, 2008 |
**staggers in sluggishly, . . . hiss. . . . walks out** |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Atm Intel. by benjay1(m): 1:43pm On Aug 23, 2008 |
@sunej Na only you try get sense. all these ones dey holla thanks for the safety tip. @Jeovy You wan make i expose you abi ? @Ituen How you dey ? |
| Jokes Etc / Atm Intel. by benjay1(m): 2:17pm On Aug 22, 2008 |
GUYZ CHECK THIS OUT. . . (MIGHT COME HANDY SOMEDAY) WHEN A THIEF FORCES YOU TO TAKE MONEY FROM THE ATM . . . DO NOT ARGUE OR RESIST, YOU MIGHT NOT KNOW WHAT HE OR SHE MIGHT DO TO YOU, . WHAT YOU SHOULD DO IS TO PUNCH YOUR PIN IN THE REVERSE, I.E IF YOUR PIN IS 1254, YOU POUNCH 4521. THE MOMENT YOU PUNCH IN THE REVERSE, THE MONEY WILL COME OUT BUT WILL BE STUCK INTO THE MACHINE HALF WAY OUT AND IT WILL ALERT POLICE WITHOUT THE NOTICE OF THE THIEF. EVERY ATM HAS IT, IT IS SPECIALLY MADE TO SIGNIFY DANGER AND HELP. NOT EVERYONE IS AWARE OF THIS. FORWARD THIS TO ALL YOUR FRIENDS AND THOSE YOU CARE FOR. |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Assholes by benjay1(m): 10:36pm On Aug 05, 2008 |
***Yawns*** |
| Jokes Etc / Re: wanna laff? by benjay1(m): 10:35pm On Aug 05, 2008 |
@Poster What about swimming pool ?? |
| Jokes Etc / Re: ! by benjay1(m): 10:34pm On Aug 05, 2008 |
| So where is the humour ?? |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Jeovy And His Villagers by benjay1(m): 4:32pm On Aug 03, 2008 |
~See ya teeth. |
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