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Jokes Etc / Re: Very Funny! Got To Read This: by benjay1(m): 5:00pm On Sep 24, 2008
lol
Jokes Etc / Re: Fellybabe's Home Of Laughter by benjay1(m): 4:58pm On Sep 24, 2008
**strolls in, beer in hand. . . .Isn't Peter that guy that sells Gala behind clem's barbing saloon at mushin
Jokes Etc / Re: Da Horse In Da Book? by benjay1(m): 4:55pm On Sep 24, 2008
clemcykul:

me i no go pay for this journey o

Rebel Leader, why you go pay ?? U be staff naa. Majority share holder. . Yaba left Inc.
Jokes Etc / Re: Fellybabe's Home Of Laughter by benjay1(m): 12:15pm On Sep 24, 2008
What is now the issue
Jokes Etc / Re: Da Horse In Da Book? by benjay1(m): 12:15pm On Sep 24, 2008
@romade You got that right wink
Jokes Etc / Re: Fellybabe's Home Of Laughter by benjay1(m): 12:00pm On Sep 24, 2008
Damn i need to change the tiger batteries in my head . . Anyone got a spare ??
Jokes Etc / Re: Very Funny! Got To Read This: by benjay1(m): 11:59am On Sep 24, 2008
@Infobaba . . . Now you got me cracking with that one. grin
Jokes Etc / Re: Da Horse In Da Book? by benjay1(m): 11:55am On Sep 24, 2008
***drives in with a bus***
Oya all of you in this room, line up, all of ona dey go YABA LEFT .
Jokes Etc / Re: S*x S*x by benjay1(m): 11:49am On Sep 24, 2008
@showbobo n infobaba [size=13pt]LOL[/size]
Jokes Etc / Re: Da Horse In Da Book? by benjay1(m): 11:48am On Sep 24, 2008
YABA !!! YABA !!! YABA !!!
Jokes Etc / Re: Ever Wonder by benjay1(m): 11:47am On Sep 24, 2008
@All atleast ituen you agree say your life be like NEPA.
Jokes Etc / Re: A Machine That Catches Thieves by benjay1(m): 11:44am On Sep 24, 2008
~Ituen and Jeovy You guyz should cut the guy some slack naa . .
Jokes Etc / Re: Very Funny! Got To Read This: by benjay1(m): 11:43am On Sep 24, 2008
Sorry but i am kinda confused here. . . is this where i laugh
Jokes Etc / Re: (old Skool) Why Nigerians Cant Be Terrorist by benjay1(m): 11:41am On Sep 24, 2008
Reminds me of this joke . . .

A Terrorist leader contacted an Ibo man . . telling him to go on a suicide bombing mission.

Ibo Man: Man what is in it for me ?
Terrorist: We will give your family $5billion after.
Ibo Man: Nwanne rapu that thing. . give my family the bomb and give me the money. grin
Jokes Etc / Re: Fellybabe's Home Of Laughter by benjay1(m): 11:34am On Sep 24, 2008
Got the first joke, but didnt understand the second one
Jokes Etc / Re: A G00d Laugh by benjay1(m): 10:17pm On Sep 23, 2008
~Jeovy I dey related to willi willi

~showbobo Just post your pics, i believe that will do the magic.
Jokes Etc / Re: Vacancy For The Jobless And Good Pay by benjay1(m): 8:22pm On Sep 23, 2008
@Poster From the way you dey talk, e show say na you be NURTW agbero chairman.
You dey find successor, thats good, i see you want to share the love . . .
contact clem, i hear her barbing saloon for yaba left catch fire. . . She really needs a job now.
Jokes Etc / Re: Who Get Cure For White Bia-bia? by benjay1(m): 7:56pm On Sep 23, 2008
~dreday you wan show us now say you get chemist shop ?

~Poster Man haven't you heard, dem dey give money to people with white bear bear for UBA ??
Jokes Etc / Re: A G00d Laugh by benjay1(m): 7:36pm On Sep 23, 2008
@Tessy No mind am . . . That boy na yeye boy, just like naija NEPA.
Jokes Etc / Re: Atm Intel. by benjay1(m): 10:26am On Aug 28, 2008
~sunej Guy park well. . . didn't Jesus himself turn water into wine ?
Jokes Etc / Re: Atm Intel. by benjay1(m): 1:02am On Aug 28, 2008
I thought i was drunk drunk one here. ,. . . . Man anything i say now, make ona no take am serious bcops i am reallly bleeped up.

I don drink . . . . grin
Jokes Etc / Re: Atm Intel. by benjay1(m): 12:42pm On Aug 27, 2008
I knew there was something strange about this sunej guy.
Y we go dey talk about pple wey dey alive, U go dey involve Ghosts ??
Jokes Etc / Re: Atm Intel. by benjay1(m): 10:08am On Aug 27, 2008
Mad man, where you self dey stay ??
Jokes Etc / Re: Atm Intel. by benjay1(m): 10:04am On Aug 27, 2008
I have just been appointed as the mayor of Ashongman Estate. So i can't just leave my subjects like that. grin
Jokes Etc / Re: Atm Intel. by benjay1(m): 9:34am On Aug 27, 2008
~ ogorluv I doubt if you are serious, first of all, Naija police ain't called cops, they are called OLOKPA .
Jokes Etc / Re: Atm Intel. by benjay1(m): 7:16pm On Aug 26, 2008
Jeovy:

princesa,princesa,princesa  ok now I remember my princess,thanks for reminding me


LOL your brain been pause or princesa don flash you red card ?
Jokes Etc / Re: Atm Intel. by benjay1(m): 6:29pm On Aug 26, 2008
Me and Bible

You and Princesa
Jokes Etc / Re: A Stammer As A Good Marketer by benjay1(m): 3:40pm On Aug 26, 2008
@Poster Thumbs up.
Jokes Etc / Re: Atm Intel. by benjay1(m): 3:37pm On Aug 26, 2008
**strolls in, rosary in hand clutching a very big bible**

~sunej Despite all this my gadgets, u open eye call a man of God thief ??
angry
Jokes Etc / Re: Beijing Olympics Update . . . Lol by benjay1(m): 12:26pm On Aug 26, 2008
~ folly69 You certainly got that right. wink
Jokes Etc / Re: Atm Intel. by benjay1(m): 12:25pm On Aug 26, 2008
~9jafirst For your mind to go that level, then you must certainly be a criminal, or a friend to a criminal.

GBAM !!!
Jokes Etc / Re: Beijing Olympics Update . . . Lol by benjay1(m): 1:55am On Aug 26, 2008
~Sunej You sure say you don take your drugs today ?

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