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**strolls in, beer in hand. . . .Isn't Peter that guy that sells Gala behind clem's barbing saloon at mushin ![]() |
clemcykul:Rebel Leader, why you go pay ?? U be staff naa. Majority share holder. . Yaba left Inc. |
What is now the issue ![]() |
@romade You got that right ![]() |
Damn i need to change the tiger batteries in my head . . Anyone got a spare ?? |
@Infobaba . . . Now you got me cracking with that one. ![]() |
***drives in with a bus*** Oya all of you in this room, line up, all of ona dey go YABA LEFT . |
@showbobo n infobaba [size=13pt]LOL[/size] |
YABA !!! YABA !!! YABA !!! |
@All atleast ituen you agree say your life be like NEPA. |
~Ituen and Jeovy You guyz should cut the guy some slack naa . . |
Sorry but i am kinda confused here. . . is this where i laugh ![]() |
Reminds me of this joke . . . A Terrorist leader contacted an Ibo man . . telling him to go on a suicide bombing mission. Ibo Man: Man what is in it for me ? Terrorist: We will give your family $5billion after. Ibo Man: Nwanne rapu that thing. . give my family the bomb and give me the money. ![]() |
Got the first joke, but didnt understand the second one |
~Jeovy I dey related to willi willi ~showbobo Just post your pics, i believe that will do the magic. |
@Poster From the way you dey talk, e show say na you be NURTW agbero chairman. You dey find successor, thats good, i see you want to share the love . . . contact clem, i hear her barbing saloon for yaba left catch fire. . . She really needs a job now. |
~dreday you wan show us now say you get chemist shop ? ~Poster Man haven't you heard, dem dey give money to people with white bear bear for UBA ?? |
@Tessy No mind am . . . That boy na yeye boy, just like naija NEPA. |
~sunej Guy park well. . . didn't Jesus himself turn water into wine ? |
I thought i was drunk drunk one here. ,. . . . Man anything i say now, make ona no take am serious bcops i am reallly bleeped up. I don drink . . . . ![]() |
I knew there was something strange about this sunej guy. Y we go dey talk about pple wey dey alive, U go dey involve Ghosts ?? |
Mad man, where you self dey stay ?? |
I have just been appointed as the mayor of Ashongman Estate. So i can't just leave my subjects like that. ![]() |
~ ogorluv I doubt if you are serious, first of all, Naija police ain't called cops, they are called OLOKPA . |
Jeovy:LOL your brain been pause or princesa don flash you red card ? |
Me and Bible You and Princesa |
@Poster Thumbs up. |
**strolls in, rosary in hand clutching a very big bible** ~sunej Despite all this my gadgets, u open eye call a man of God thief ?? ![]() |
~ folly69 You certainly got that right. ![]() |
~9jafirst For your mind to go that level, then you must certainly be a criminal, or a friend to a criminal. GBAM !!! |
~Sunej You sure say you don take your drugs today ? |



