adetoru:

Yo mamma's so old,she was the waitress at the last supper

LMAO , nice one adetoru

hmmmm CTRL C , CTRL V.

Maybe the monkey na im cousin, You never can tell

you guyz should slow down on the yabs, lol.

Syenite:

@bimmyd2000, where will you put costs like:-
GSM recharge cards,
Electricity bill,
Cost of fueling your generator
Church donations(u knw God loves a cheerful giver)
Won't you send money to your parents, probably siblings and inlaw(s)?
Let us even asume that you don't have a car cos where will fueling and maitenance cost come in?
And you have left out some thing- SAVINGS!!
And you will also aspire to buy your own land and build your house.

Can you see that a person that earns 135k/months with that your budget cannot survive?

Lmao @ Church donations(u knw God loves a cheerful giver)

Hey guys, i am a fresh grad of Civil Engineering here in Nigeria and i am seriously looking for a job. Presently i will say i am modelling for "OWU" ((I guess you guys know what that mean))

tayo_ast:

guys, I'm serious.
lets maintain some decorum here

"English don tie wrapper."

O ni fe fi ori malu se' pendant.

lol

Nice collection.

wonders shall never end

Na my landlord write the index.

omg, what is NLD turning to ?

when do i get to laugh ?

Make ona exchange blows, oya

why not after all ADULTERY is for ADULTS.

by.dot:

Ah welcome to my world, ,., You wil never get bored, believe me

YOUR WORLD SUX!!!

Now this is cool.

anything for a good laff my sista.

ROFLMAO =))

ok now i am lost.

Rebel leader.

I go prefer her to hug live transformer, lol

@Clem Nwanne mmadu your broda dey oo.

bald, bold, Make up your mind man.

@dani1luv Whats strange about you living in Face me i Face you ?

Just had a nightmarish dream, Saw Clem chewing romade's bla bla bla, ^{***sweating profusely***}

@post Nice one.

Q: How do you know when the wife about to say something smart?
A: The sentence begins with “A man once told me…”

Q: How do you fix a woman’s watch?
A: You don’t. There’s a clock on the cooker!

Q: Why do men pass gas more than women do?
A: Women never have their mouths closed long enough to build up pressure.

Q: If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door,
which one should you let in first?
A: The dog of course…at least he’ll shut up after you let him in.

Q: What do you call a woman who has lost 95% of her intelligence?
A: Divorcee.

Q: I married Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was
A: Always.

Q: If a guy hasn’t spoken to his wife for 18 months why is that?
A: He doesn’t like to interrupt her.

Q: What food seriously diminishes a woman’s sex drive?
A: Wedding cake