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Jokes Etc / Re: You've Got What It Takes To Be A Model by benjay1(m): 8:15pm On Jul 31, 2008
~Jeovy my broda help me ask o o o o ??
Jokes Etc / Re: Jeovy And His Villagers by benjay1(m): 10:22pm On Jul 30, 2008
LMAO grin
Jokes Etc / Re: Na Who Sabi Thief Pass? ? ? by benjay1(m): 10:19pm On Jul 30, 2008
I will take a rain check on Naija.

**hiss**
Jokes Etc / Re: You've Got What It Takes To Be A Model by benjay1(m): 10:19pm On Jul 30, 2008
~lysaa Shey na because you wan complete the ladies 8 and i turned you down ?
Don't hate the player babe, hate the game.
Jokes Etc / Re: Dogs Too Dey Pray by benjay1(m): 10:16pm On Jul 30, 2008
Too many willi willi in the house.
Jokes Etc / Re: Dogs Too Dey Pray by benjay1(m): 1:35pm On Jul 30, 2008
@All ~Who is this Amaka Nweke ??
Jokes Etc / Re: Dogs Too Dey Pray by benjay1(m): 1:23pm On Jul 30, 2008
~Sorry we no get TeeVee
Jokes Etc / Re: Dogs Too Dey Pray by benjay1(m): 1:15pm On Jul 30, 2008
WTF why in hell shud u compare God and dogs ??
Jokes Etc / Re: You've Got What It Takes To Be A Model by benjay1(m): 12:56pm On Jul 30, 2008
~Jeovy I have been doing some weddings down here.   wink
Had three last two week. . .  I gat five ladies to go.


~jaymobb Why you dey tell everyone your profession ??
Jokes Etc / Re: You've Got What It Takes To Be A Model by benjay1(m): 12:46pm On Jul 30, 2008
lysaa:

i wish he would, i'd be close to bn a millioniare naw.

~Dream on
Jokes Etc / Re: U Need To See This by benjay1(m): 11:50am On Jul 30, 2008
~mykali okay give her/him my YIM id, i fit send am leecharge card from Ghana here. lol grin
Jokes Etc / Re: U Need To See This by benjay1(m): 11:46am On Jul 30, 2008
~Clem I believe you mean his chicken change for kuli kuli ?
Jokes Etc / Re: Funny Road Signs! by benjay1(m): 11:44am On Jul 30, 2008
~Clem my sista, na these Ghana babes ooo. Them just dey wed me.
Had three weddings just last two weeks and i still have five more ladies to go. undecided
Jokes Etc / Re: You've Got What It Takes To Be A Model by benjay1(m): 11:40am On Jul 30, 2008
I thought you were making enough at your barbing saloon at yaba left ??
~Now seun dey pay you to post again ??
Jokes Etc / Re: Dogs Too Dey Pray by benjay1(m): 11:37am On Jul 30, 2008
ooooooorrrhh thats so sweet. cool
Jokes Etc / Re: 20 Ways To Maintain Your Sanity! by benjay1(m): 11:34am On Jul 30, 2008
~Coming here, i found out everyone posting are females.
That goes to show how crazy women are.

Thank Gawd i didn't post or say anything . . . . i am sane grin

Jokes Etc / Re: 10 Commandments Of A Teenager by benjay1(m): 11:29am On Jul 30, 2008
@Poster I laughed grin
Jokes Etc / Re: U Need To See This by benjay1(m): 11:26am On Jul 30, 2008
~mykali From the conversation posted, i dont see this a 419 act . .
mykali do you even understand what 419 is ??
The guy or babe was only beggin for money. .
Y not boldly tell him/her that you don't have any money ??
Now you post your conversation in public to ruin this person's image.
Jokes Etc / Re: You've Got What It Takes To Be A Model by benjay1(m): 10:06am On Jul 30, 2008
eeeeyaaaaaahhhh
Jokes Etc / Re: Funny Road Signs! by benjay1(m): 10:05am On Jul 30, 2008
~Clemcy my sister, i gentle.
Jokes Etc / Re: Church Dedication by benjay1(m): 9:37am On Jul 30, 2008
~I likw the way kay9 confess say no be him get the joke.

~and where the hell is mohawkchic ??
Jokes Etc / Re: Dogs Too Dey Pray by benjay1(m): 9:35am On Jul 30, 2008
manickal:

the dog's prayers goes thus:

''papa God, abeg, protect me from all Calabar men this year, i will not die o!''

You got that right. grin
Jokes Etc / Re: Funny Road Signs! by benjay1(m): 9:32am On Jul 30, 2008
kinda funny signs
Jokes Etc / Re: The Hausaman And The Councillor by benjay1(m): 9:27am On Jul 30, 2008
Condom on fingers ??

WTF how dumb can these abokis get ?
Jokes Etc / Re: You've Got What It Takes To Be A Model by benjay1(m): 9:21am On Jul 30, 2008
~Clem Oya take these balls of kuli kuli and close that ya mouth. before we all get infected here.
Jokes Etc / Re: What Is The Big Deal In Joke's : Drop By And Make Us Laugh. by benjay1(m): 9:17am On Jul 30, 2008
strolls in . . . . clutchin a handkerchief to his nose. . .

Oya all of you farting around kneel down now or . . .
Jokes Etc / Re: Na Who Sabi Thief Pass? ? ? by benjay1(m): 9:14am On Jul 30, 2008
~equlibrium You sure say na for RSA them thief am ?
I will advice you to check clem's barbing saloon.
Jokes Etc / Re: Jeovy And His Villagers by benjay1(m): 4:10pm On Jul 24, 2008
tufe:

princessa, u still didnt give a clear answer. whats the deal, abi ben what say u?

Oh boy, me self tire oo.
Jokes Etc / Re: Juss A Tickle! Go On Read: ! by benjay1(m): 4:06pm On Jul 24, 2008
ituen:

Ayus baba

don't worry, dey PASTE dey GO. If u like, snap your monitor and paste the pic for us to see the joke

LMAO grin

kay9:

Laughter is GOOD for the heart; but too much laughter is BAD for the rib-muscles.
Anus - ehm, sorry - Ayusman, u shall now kneel down, raise your hands and close yours eyes until I feel otherwise. Your crime - making Ben-Jay to exceed his daily dosage of laughter.

grin
Jokes Etc / Re: Jeovy Weds Princesa by benjay1(m): 3:58pm On Jul 24, 2008
ituen:

Ben u no understand say jeovy wan monitor your movements

**goes into serious prayers and begins to bind Jeovy**
Jokes Etc / Re: A Lawyer's Way Of Helping The Poor! by benjay1(m): 3:57pm On Jul 24, 2008
Jokes Etc / Re: Juss A Tickle! Go On Read: ! by benjay1(m): 7:27pm On Jul 23, 2008
ayusman16:



[size=14pt]"Here," he said to the statue, "have this. I stood like that for two days at the Smith's and nobody offered me a damned thing." [/size]


LMAO grin

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