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Jokes Etc › Re: You've Got What It Takes To Be A Model by benjay1(m): 8:15pm On Jul 31, 2008

~Jeovy my broda help me ask o o o o ??

Jokes Etc › Re: Jeovy And His Villagers by benjay1(m): 10:22pm On Jul 30, 2008

LMAO

Jokes Etc › Re: Na Who Sabi Thief Pass? ? ? by benjay1(m): 10:19pm On Jul 30, 2008

I will take a rain check on Naija.

**hiss**

Jokes Etc › Re: You've Got What It Takes To Be A Model by benjay1(m): 10:19pm On Jul 30, 2008

~lysaa Shey na because you wan complete the ladies 8 and i turned you down ?
Don't hate the player babe, hate the game.

Jokes Etc › Re: Dogs Too Dey Pray by benjay1(m): 10:16pm On Jul 30, 2008

Too many willi willi in the house.

Jokes Etc › Re: Dogs Too Dey Pray by benjay1(m): 1:35pm On Jul 30, 2008

@All ~Who is this Amaka Nweke ??

Jokes Etc › Re: Dogs Too Dey Pray by benjay1(m): 1:23pm On Jul 30, 2008

~Sorry we no get TeeVee

Jokes Etc › Re: Dogs Too Dey Pray by benjay1(m): 1:15pm On Jul 30, 2008

WTF why in hell shud u compare God and dogs ??

Jokes Etc › Re: You've Got What It Takes To Be A Model by benjay1(m): 12:56pm On Jul 30, 2008

~Jeovy I have been doing some weddings down here. wink

Had three last two week. . . I gat five ladies to go.

~jaymobb Why you dey tell everyone your profession ??

Jokes Etc › Re: You've Got What It Takes To Be A Model by benjay1(m): 12:46pm On Jul 30, 2008

lysaa:
i wish he would, i'd be close to bn a millioniare naw.

~Dream on

Jokes Etc › Re: U Need To See This by benjay1(m): 11:50am On Jul 30, 2008

~mykali okay give her/him my YIM id, i fit send am leecharge card from Ghana here. lol grin

Jokes Etc › Re: U Need To See This by benjay1(m): 11:46am On Jul 30, 2008

~Clem I believe you mean his chicken change for kuli kuli ?

Jokes Etc › Re: Funny Road Signs! by benjay1(m): 11:44am On Jul 30, 2008

~Clem my sista, na these Ghana babes ooo. Them just dey wed me.
Had three weddings just last two weeks and i still have five more ladies to go. undecided

Jokes Etc › Re: You've Got What It Takes To Be A Model by benjay1(m): 11:40am On Jul 30, 2008

I thought you were making enough at your barbing saloon at yaba left ??
~Now seun dey pay you to post again ??

Jokes Etc › Re: Dogs Too Dey Pray by benjay1(m): 11:37am On Jul 30, 2008

ooooooorrrhh thats so sweet. cool

Jokes Etc › Re: 20 Ways To Maintain Your Sanity! by benjay1(m): 11:34am On Jul 30, 2008

~Coming here, i found out everyone posting are females.
That goes to show how crazy women are.

Thank Gawd i didn't post or say anything . . . . i am sane grin

Jokes Etc › Re: 10 Commandments Of A Teenager by benjay1(m): 11:29am On Jul 30, 2008

@Poster I laughed grin

Jokes Etc › Re: U Need To See This by benjay1(m): 11:26am On Jul 30, 2008

~mykali From the conversation posted, i dont see this a 419 act . .
mykali do you even understand what 419 is ??
The guy or babe was only beggin for money. .
Y not boldly tell him/her that you don't have any money ??
Now you post your conversation in public to ruin this person's image.

Jokes Etc › Re: You've Got What It Takes To Be A Model by benjay1(m): 10:06am On Jul 30, 2008

eeeeyaaaaaahhhh

Jokes Etc › Re: Funny Road Signs! by benjay1(m): 10:05am On Jul 30, 2008

~Clemcy my sister, i gentle.

Jokes Etc › Re: Church Dedication by benjay1(m): 9:37am On Jul 30, 2008

~I likw the way kay9 confess say no be him get the joke.

~and where the hell is mohawkchic ??

Jokes Etc › Re: Dogs Too Dey Pray by benjay1(m): 9:35am On Jul 30, 2008

manickal:
the dog's prayers goes thus:

''papa God, abeg, protect me from all Calabar men this year, i will not die o!''

You got that right. grin

Jokes Etc › Re: Funny Road Signs! by benjay1(m): 9:32am On Jul 30, 2008

kinda funny signs

Jokes Etc › Re: The Hausaman And The Councillor by benjay1(m): 9:27am On Jul 30, 2008

Condom on fingers ??

WTF how dumb can these abokis get ?

Jokes Etc › Re: You've Got What It Takes To Be A Model by benjay1(m): 9:21am On Jul 30, 2008

~Clem Oya take these balls of kuli kuli and close that ya mouth. before we all get infected here.

Jokes Etc › Re: What Is The Big Deal In Joke's : Drop By And Make Us Laugh. by benjay1(m): 9:17am On Jul 30, 2008

strolls in . . . . clutchin a handkerchief to his nose. . .

Oya all of you farting around kneel down now or . . .

Jokes Etc › Re: Na Who Sabi Thief Pass? ? ? by benjay1(m): 9:14am On Jul 30, 2008

~equlibrium You sure say na for RSA them thief am ?
I will advice you to check clem's barbing saloon.

Jokes Etc › Re: Jeovy And His Villagers by benjay1(m): 4:10pm On Jul 24, 2008

tufe:
princessa, u still didnt give a clear answer. whats the deal, abi ben what say u?

Oh boy, me self tire oo. huh

Jokes Etc › Re: Juss A Tickle! Go On Read: ! by benjay1(m): 4:06pm On Jul 24, 2008

ituen:
Ayus baba

don't worry, dey PASTE dey GO. If u like, snap your monitor and paste the pic for us to see the joke

LMAO

kay9:
Laughter is GOOD for the heart; but too much laughter is BAD for the rib-muscles.
Anus - ehm, sorry - Ayusman, u shall now kneel down, raise your hands and close yours eyes until I feel otherwise. Your crime - making Ben-Jay to exceed his daily dosage of laughter.

Jokes Etc › Re: Jeovy Weds Princesa by benjay1(op): 3:58pm On Jul 24, 2008

ituen:
Ben u no understand say jeovy wan monitor your movements

**goes into serious prayers and begins to bind Jeovy**

Jokes Etc › Re: A Lawyer's Way Of Helping The Poor! by benjay1(m): 3:57pm On Jul 24, 2008

Jokes Etc › Re: Juss A Tickle! Go On Read: ! by benjay1(m): 7:27pm On Jul 23, 2008

ayusman16:
[size=14pt]"Here," he said to the statue, "have this. I stood like that for two days at the Smith's and nobody offered me a damned thing." [/size]

LMAO

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