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You no here wetin dem dey tell u ?? I no dey.

Jeovy:
where my bestman Benjay dey?

Im no dey house, he Comot.

ayusman16:
Emergency Number
Shortly after the 911 emergency number became available, an elderly and quite ill lady appeared in a hospital emergency room, having driven herself to the hospital and barely managing to stagger in from the parking lot.

The horrified nurse said, "Why didn't you call the 911 number and get an ambulance?"

The lady said, "My phone doesn't have an eleven."

LMAO

**pushes infobaba away to become first in line**

Na me first talk naaa.

**yawns**

Its good to know that i am not the only one modelling for hunger here.

see bad mind

~Phiniter Make i do the doctor calling, you carry the chick. **runs off to call the doctor**

Oya question and answer

OMG sauce is dead

~Jeovy Shun sentiments, but this wedding don dey turn to Indian film oo.
jaymobb don drink purge medicine dey wait for ona since, abi you want make d poor guy die ??

Na you know.

You don take ya drugs today?

yeah and emm. . .

@Madam Tatafo . . . which one be this now ?

Hmm i never knew. Na waoo.

~clemcykul You don't have to open your eyes and ears that wide.

Cayon:
@bengay
I'll pretend you are my blanket  

oooops now i am blushing. . . lol holla at me on YIM (my id is on my profile) so we say gud nite proper, away from all the prying eyes on here.

~Cayon Now i am confused
Are you trying to say you neva knew your guy was gay ??

~mohawkchic You won't believe this, but I called Cayon boyfriend Gay and he hit me with his purse!

~Cayon    . . . N0N-GR3ASY PAIN R3LIEVING CR3AM !!!
                       I am happy you gat that right, because the next time i catch your bf trying to use it as a lubricant,  
                       (I leave my comments for later)

see what

Cayon:
@ mohawkchic
Continue to keep your head above the water

LOL , Or Else, you go drown.

Gamine:
I was getting a drink until you shoved me in!

and locked it!, never knew fridges had locks

~mohawkchic  Pay no attention to Gamine, . .  while getting the drinks, she bent down with her ass high facing me.
                       I asked if she wanted it from behind . . .  she said with all pleasure.
                       In the process, she fell inside the fridge. . . .  So techincally  "It Wasnt Me"  

mohawkchic:
~ yeah i had to . . . Aaaw don't be

~mohawkchic   :-t   i only thought she was going to get herself something to drink in the fridge.

damn girl, what were you doing in the freezer.

So you noticed eeeh. Thats called stepping up.

~mohawkchic No wahala my sista, i just sign one modelling contract with one toothpick company like that.
So this is the begining of good things to come for me.