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felixomor:
Yes Ma.
Pastafarian who happens to be the same person you are talking to.

He communes with The Flying Spaghetti Monster.
Lord of Pasta
Hehehehe

hopefulLandlord:
our Christians parrot it like the be all and end all but scratch the surface and you'll see that its all meaningless words meant to feel good and keep the sheep

hopefulLandlord:
Bennyann, check in

sisisioge:
No, thanks babes. I will just mellow... Enjoy

analice107:
It's only in Christianity you can see submission on both sides.

The man belongs to the woman just as the woman belongs to the man.

One man, one wife. But disobedience to God's injunctions with regards to marriage is what makes Christian marriages break.

Obedient Christians who will submit first to God before submitting to their spouses will be the happiest couples ever.

Note: there are many people across other religious divides who still adhere to God's statutes as regards marriage, although not subject to Him.

God's laws works for who ever obeys them irrespective of who does them.

An2elect2:

Ishilove:
Real one woman army. Anywhere she goes they cower for fear of her acidic tongue fingers

analice107:
Mouth odor no dey hide, just open the mouth and it will ooze out.

All that came from a "True Christian". He has girls who keep him company while he looks for a True Christian wife.

Maybe he believes that Jehovah requires chastity only from ladies. Joke.

I have always known that guy to be fake. You can smell it a mile away.

temi4fash:
Are you sure you are a christian bros

RighteousI:
Are you kiding? Look at this little girl!
I guess you believe I am desperately seeking a true christian wife since you know that a man or woman that wants to avoid marrying a false christian may have to wait for a while due to few number of true christians.

So you believe I wrote this thread because I desperately want to find someone. Such belief may be true if it is a woman. I'm a man and this means I have the priviledge of dating a regular girl who doesn't want marriage whilst I am searching for the true christian woman. So this has guaranteed that I will not be lonely till I find the true woman.

In the meantime I have the following girls to keep me company, in bracket are the reasons I like them:

Ayo (for a traditional touch)
Ijeoma (for a southeastern flavour)
Aishat (you've got to try a notherner)
Becky (for an older woman company)
Promise (for a teenage love)


Which of these girls should I take out on a date this weekend? I want you to consider this before you sleep alone tonight.

And may I tell you that the purpose of your right hand whilst you are on your bed at night is only for purposes like texting and not for other sloppy purposes which I don't want to mention here.

Now do you still think my jokes are for defense?


So bennyann, what's up? Do you still love me?

sisisioge:
Omg! You had to misspell my sobriquet at this critical moment ? It is sisisioge babes! If I wasn't doing a bumpa2bumpa parole with you, na so I for miss .

Anyways, thanks for the mention... I'm not qualified By the time I whisper orisirisi in the dude's ears , he go open thread for me

I'm a good Christian o but I fear his scale of measure

sisisioge:
Alright! I'm following!

You aren't a traumatized fanatic who isn't allowed to laugh after all...groovy.

So, you have a main side, the assistant, sub assistant and the emergency side chicks? Aren't you just lucky? Biko tell us more

RighteousI:
Are you kiding? Look at this little girl!
I guess you believe I am desperately seeking a true christian wife since you know that a man or woman that wants to avoid marrying a false christian may have to wait for a while due to few number of true christians.

So you believe I wrote this thread because I desperately want to find someone. Such belief may be true if it is a woman. I'm a man and this means I have the priviledge of dating a regular girl who doesn't want marriage whilst I am searching for the true christian woman. So this has guaranteed that I will not be lonely till I find the true woman.

In the meantime I have the following girls to keep me company, in bracket are the reasons I like them:

Ayo (for a traditional touch)
Ijeoma (for a southeastern flavour)
Aishat (you've got to try a notherner)
Becky (for an older woman company)
Promise (for a teenage love)


Which of these girls should I take out on a date this weekend? I want you to consider this before you sleep alone tonight.

And may I tell you that the purpose of your right hand whilst you are on your bed at night is only for purposes like texting and not for other sloppy purposes which I don't want to mention here.

Now do you still think my jokes are for defense?


So bennyann, what's up? Do you still love me?

RighteousI:
Most of those unmarried sisters are not true christians. Or do you want me to waste the time of these false christian women? if I date those sisters you are refering to and I discover they are false christians after 1 or 2 years of dating, I will have to break up with them and they will have wasted years with me.

Hence I only approach women I am 75 to 100 percent sure will turn out to be true christians. This implies that I will not go to a redeem church, harvesters, daystar, the catholic cult, mfm or even so called deeper life to search for a wife cos I expect a true christian woman not to attend church cos they are all false. Please mention one church that is true in Nigeria.
Trying the online lottery is not a bad idea.

in regards to bennyann, do you think she will pass my rigorous but just exams that will qualify her to be my wife? I think she will fail. I found some female profiles here that I guessed should be looked further into, these profiles are that of bennyann and an2elect2 but both of these people have made utterances that prove they are false christians.

sonofluc1fer:
Soon. But I ain't crossing over to those nailed hands of Jesus. Dem no born me come this world to carry Jewish carpenter cross. I get sense abeg.


I don't need salvation. I'm a free man. Na those wey believe say Adam problem na their problem, na dem get big wahala for this world.

onyenze123:
I'd be a powerful man of God if I decide to, Wouldn't I?

KingEbukasBlog:
Isn't that what mad people do

sonofluc1fer:
I'm fine. Been runing up and down the streets of Lagos.

the siggy is inspirational, ain't it? I know you missed me. I missed you too.

analice107:
The last time I knew, he was serious about meeting a target.
The guy is an archiver. Even when he was here, he was really squeezing in time.

sonofluc1fer:
Where have you been/

onyenze123:
kwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwa

This one weak me sister-in-law

Why do you reject a "sinner/reprobate" in the name of Jesus?

Jesus said in Mark 2:15-17 :

" 15. While Jesus was having dinner at Levi’s house, many tax collectors and sinners were eating with him and his disciples, for there were many who followed him.

16 When the teachers of the law who were Pharisees saw him eating with the sinners and tax collectors, they asked his disciples: “Why does he eat with tax collectors and sinners?”

17 On hearing this, Jesus said to them,“It is not the healthy who need a doctor, but the sick. I have not come to call the righteous, but sinners .” "

onyenze123:
Your sister bennyann is a good vibe, positive attitude and high spirit, is it a "crime" to connect with her?

felixomor:
Hehehehe.
Association of defeated atheists

lepasharon:
@ poster r u a christian? the gospel of barnabas is demonic!! if it aint in the bible it aint true!! barnabas was a notorious thief in the bible wat gud can come out of him disregard it it is evil!! [

analice107:
hahahahahahahahahahaha. That's my brother.

Oh God, i miss Winner01 and 4everGod.

analice107:
I stand on the power and authority vested on me at redemption, I reject you, i reject you, i reject you again, in the name of Jesus.

I decree that the forces of heaven will stand by you to frustrate every of your efforts in trying to get close to my sister, for what has light got to do with darkness?

My sister Bennyann is a sickle in God's hand, she shall not be joined to a reprobate. There's an Isaac, whose ears are in God's mouth, coming for her.

delishpot:
If he can not defend himself how can he defend his wife or marriage. It is a very bad trait. Such a man would liaten to gossips and distroy or rock his marriage because someone told him something. Men like that one can easily out of jealousy creat problems in their lives.

onyenze123:
The luvly bennyann

delishpot:
I am not underatanding you o. You are looking or you are doing social experiment? Why joke with peoples emotions in the name of jokes? No wonder women say most naija men take relationships as jokes.

analice107:
The guy is a fraud.

GoodMuyis:
RighteousI
Analice107 is Just right about you fake and fraudulent. When did you became a pastor sef
I will advice you just stop this mockery of yourself

analice107:
Hahahahahahahahaha@1man abi 1 woman army.

I find them boring these days. Nothing mature to talk about. Too many kids here nowadays.

analice107:
I have been here long enough to spot his type. He is an atheist going somewhere to explode "Today i stop being a Christian, i have found out that God doesn't exist".

Watch him carefully. Lets give him 2 months, you'll see.