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KingEbukasBlog:
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Where'v you been by the way ?

Oh, that? I've been waiting for you to ask me *scratches head*

I had to focus on some important things so as not to be distracted by nairaland nairaland is a distraction to me you know

Thanks bro

KingEbukasBlog:
Some Christians don't know this . Jesus is actually the creator of the universe and pre-incarnate Jesus communicated with Adam and Eve at the Garden (that's if you take with the creation story literally ) , he became a friend to Abraham and is the God Abraham actually worshipped . So the Abrahamic religions - Christians , Muslims , and Jews - through the apt understanding of the scriptures are actually worshiping Jesus Christ . Its crazy right ?

Really crazy I tell ya.

Anyone who believes Jesus is God shouldn't be shocked.

obinna58:
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E pain am

Sorry o

I don't know what this thread is all about but from that link, I support a Muslim front page to be created since they do not want us to wish them their day

A Muslim front page? Now that's funny but it makes a lot of sense and sounds like a fair conclusion.

onyenze123:
I understand atheism is lack of belief in the existence of God/gods. Do you believe as an atheist there exist a spiritual realm?

They will tell you they don't to defend their atheism here but in reality they do

Only them understand that in their secret places.

Hi dear

In as much as I want to see HardMirror's picture, I've been discouraged. This thread is a turn off.

Tearless Well-done ok

I'm happy to know sonofluc1fer is handsome but why single? I actually thought the weed he takes will fade out his handsomeness

They've killed my fun on this thread already so I won't force it.

Tearless:
lol.... I was only trying to say the truth as it is. Naivety isn't an exactly negative quality when referred to in a more naunced manner, viewed from the prism of your kind of thinking. But it's just that this world is so terrible it's not perfect for your kind of gospel. You'll be eaten alive by the malevolent monsters around if you follow your philosophy to its logical conclusion [a friend of mine was talking about using the power of love to combat the Jihadist, but he'll have his head hacked off within seconds if he goes to Afghanistan to attempt something like that], something the very Jesus who taught it hypocritically failed to do.

Although that doesn't mean it's bad, the world isn't ready for those kind of teachings yet. A great deal of things need to be put in place before it can work, and I sincerely hope that time comes soon, 'cause I have nothing against it, afterall, the teaching isn't unique to Jesus.

We have to be wise you know. As sheep, we don't go looking for lions except that's the only option at the time. That doesn't mean I should turn my love to hatred during such violent times.

Let wisdom lead.
Do the best to Defend your friends and family.
Defend yourself if you can.
Life isn't a big deal to me at all, but as I live I have to make it worthwhile to those close to me and others.
And you have no idea how good one feels when you forgive the one through whom the greatest hurt come to you.

This kind of love and selflessness, I learnt it from Jesus. Though you said it's not unique to Him but to me it is.

It's a stupid love right?

I'm not giving up on you in my own way.. Soon we'll meet.

You mean you went there to look for trouble? This guy ehn?
Don't worry, some will take your advice by saying their own prayers instead of always saying amen to prayers of pastors or so

Hope you're OK now?

Tearless:
Really? That's going to be a problem, because the Jesus Character is full of numerous contradictions and inconsistencies. He's a protean personality, capable of being all things to all men, having provided conflicting quotations for nearly every conceivable position, good and evil, senseless and sensible, foolish and wise, ridiculous and aweinspiring, dumb and...... MAYBE smart?

A number of people, however, choose to cherrypick his teachings by taking some positive aspects at face value, like bennyann who emphasises and deeply identifies with the love, love, love aspect of it. You might want to be her kind of Christian - although, naive, it's remarkably HEALTHIER than the nauseating alternatives. But that by no means imply that there's a clear-cut definition of what true Christianity actually means, for the numerous contradictions and conflicting teachings found in the scriptures guarantee that Christianity will be all things to all men. Even Jesus Christ himself was a [color=darkblue]walking, talking, notoriously inconsistent mass of contradictions[/color].

People you call false Christians can equally call you the same, and give scriptural backing for their positions, even though yours are just as scriptural. Isn't that confusing? This was one of my first problems with Christianity.

This my troublesome baby will not kill me. That's why I can't follow you because you will put me in trouble

I refuse to die now. Only God will save me from you.

And you call me naive God will save you for me.

I don't even know the prayer to pray again *sighs*

Tearless:
Great. Thanks, I will. And make sure you do as well.

Thanks dear

Lubyna:
I have noticed that most of the threads on this board are anti-christian threads that try to descredit Christianity and invalidate the existence of God. Why? Don't these people who create this threads know that God loves them? Why are they allowing the devil to use them as instruments to undermine the authority of God in their lives? Please let's stop channeling our energy towards actively condemning God and Christianity and instead funnel our energy towards showing love to others, which is the primary message of Christianity, and being the best we can be.

Firstly, welcome girl to this section.

Secondly, don't be surprised because they learnt it from their boss, seun, the owner of Nairaland. He is the source of their motivation.

Thirdly, most of them were once Christians. So it's only normal criticizing where they once belong. You know you have to do a great job criticizing where you once belong to prove it isn't your fault you left.

Lastly, secure your heart as you feed your eyes cos this is their zone till their boss gives his heart to master Jesus.

I hope you come here fully prepared, I mean with your complete Armour....

Oh my! I've missed ooi

HardMirror come and feed my eyes too. Is it possible?

I read you're as handsome as Lucifer. Don't leave me out oo

Sonofluc1fer, are you also that handsome or you're using Lucifer's name to cover up?

Tearless:
In that case, on that, I cross my heart and hope to die, stick a needle in my eye. And don't mind the personal text on my profile.

No need for all those words please. You're important to me ooo.

Just take care of yourself, please.

Tearless:
Hehehe...... It's still better than voting for Satan.

Wow, really? That's a delight. I'm glad to know I'm useful. It is well.

lol...... I've got a chain binding me to a heavy boulder this time, so I won't be able to run away. I do not plan to do so, anyways.

Hmmmmm. that's unlike you.

I don't trust your words yet but I'm watching.

Martinez19:
each time I criticise the christian god on nairaland, people think I am suffering and I am discouraged with my faith. This nonsense has got to stop . The gods of religion don't exist. Mtewwwwwww.

Oh boy! Soothe yourself dear.

It seems you guys can't do without the word "nonsense". No need talking too much ok

Martinez19:
who told you Job didn't get angry? Even if he didn't, does it justify the wickedness of the christian god? If Job never complained, does that justify the killing of children? Job never existed and his response as given in the bible is what the jewish bastards expect of you.

At least you know what's expected of the Christians but you don't know what is expected of you. You only know what you desire to do, to be and to carry out. So soothe yourself and leave those that know what's expected of them to carry out the expected expectations

Stay your lane ok

Tearless:
Of course, I'm trying my best.

You I know, Jesus I know not. There's no way I'm giving him my vote over you.

Thanks. Take care of yourself as well. And remember not to worry too much about the world. Reality will take care of itself.

Don't you know if you vote for me then you've voted for Jesus?

And thank you so much for that advice because I really really need it. But reality? I hear

Thanks dear. I know you will run away with this moniker again and reappear in 100 years time

It amazes me anytime I see the atheists and haters of God always wanting to teach God how to be holy, how to act like a creator that He is, how to be God, how to carry Himself, how to act, how to be good?

It's so amazing

What a world, what a people!

Do your part, you won't do. You will leave your roles and concentrate on another's. How then will the world not be in uproar.

Martinez19:
Hypocritical nonsense. If you are serving God just because of who he is and not what you get from him, then you could as well serve my butt 'cos after all, you don't gain anything from my ass. What kind of god is a god that does not contribute anything to the life of his followers? A god that does not heal or raise the dead, is that one a god?

The jewish bastards who wrote the bible knew that prayer and miracles from the biblical god is wishful thinking at best so they invented the story of Job to keep you tied down to your religion no matter the circumstances and how long it takes. How else would you know that power of god is true if it is not test and demonstrated? Hard times test religious gods, not you, to see if these gods are real and what they say they are. If your god can't help you and is non-existent during hard times, why call him god?

For you to believe in the book of Job and you still see god as justified despite what happened, then it implies that you are evil. This is because you believe is right that children should be killed and can be replaced like properties to test their parents faith. The jews knew that anything could happen to anyone, god or no God, so the book of Job was created to cater for that. Anybody who is upset with being scrutinised is a charlatan. My friend, wake up

And who are you again? an atheist or a hater of God?

Why speak with so much bitterness in you? Even the 'evil' me has no such violent bitterness in my write up

Well, I expect the others to follow suit

I also wonder where you get all those lies you attribute to God from and you seem not to know your place as a creature, then how would you know the place of a creator

What God does for me and what He will do leave it to Him and to those that are interested. But I'm sure you'll be reminded of all you've said here someday in one way or the other. If we all can't make a difference here, I'm sure at least one person would.

So please leave the Christians with their obsessions because they're no stumbling block to your dreams and desires.

And don't worry, to me your write up is no hypocritical nonsense cos I understand you but calm down, bring yourself together. If Job didn't get angry, who are you to get angry on his behalf? Are his children yours? So please calm down.

HardMirror:
address my post above. you said u don't care about facts or circumstances no matter what you will serve God. does that not sound foo.lish? why serve a God that can't pass simple scrutiny

That's the lifestyle of a Christian my dear. If I don't do it which is a natural thing for me, then there wouldn't be any difference between you and I.

Even right now, i know what I'm going through but by His grace I won't trade Him for anything.

You don't expect everyone to give up on God like you did. Some of us have to stay to experience what you never stayed to experience. I will finish this race in Christ Jesus by His special grace and by then He will give me more grace to win souls for Him because I would have gotten more experience in Him.

Not all of us will give up on God dear. I won't be surprised if it's those who are perceived to be weak in the Christian race, that will eventually win it.

So I'm trading God for nothing. And that's because I'm satisfied with the God I'm serving.

And again, who are you to say my position is foolish? You are a case ooo. After you've become the judge, you will keep on asking the same questions so as to keep giving the same judgment... Does that make sense to you too?

Tearless:
I've been on earth, living like a man in the real world, protecting the humanity in me at all costs, while butchering psychoz for leisure in cyberspace, and trying as much as possible to make reasonable contributions whenever the opportunity avails itself.....

I believe you've been vibrating above Jesus on the celestial plane.

Living like a man in the real world? OK o

Are you sure you're protecting your humanity? Are you very sure you are? Are you very very very sure? Make sure that's what you're really doing.

See dear, if I should vibrate above Jesus, it means I will take his place n'a.... That's not possible o

Please take care of yourself

HardMirror:
for a moment let's assume we are both Christian missionaries.
we travel around the world trying to win souls for Christ.
everywhere we go we get the same reply, the very reply you just typed above. people insisting not to reason with us. people insisting that they would serve their idols no matter what. people insisting that their idols are good to them.

imagine we are doctors and we try to save lives as best as we can by knowledge we have come to have, but people insist that our knowledge is no good, they insist that the old ways wld save them. they insist a child with sickle cell anemia is an ogbanje. we would we be?

that is how dum dum many of you are. you think you are protecting an heritage and even tho you see the truth, the fact that you feel you are protecting your heritage keeps u in darkness and close minded to reason. funny the heritage aint yours to even start with.

Why are you sounding as if God or let me say Christians are against education? Please face fact

The difference between me and you is I acknowledge a God, i have God and you don't. So what's your problem?

And you also sound as if you're the only ones that have "reasons" .. We are reasonable too, our reasons are just contrast of each other.

Tell me how reasonable you are sounding now, if the very words you use against me I can also throw them at you and they will make sense too.

Always shouting reasons as if you're the creator of reasons. Na wa ooo

I like the post below:

DoctorAlien:
A person who performs an action without a reason is not necessarily unreasonable. Just like doing something with a reason doesn't necessarily make a person reasonable.

Up till now I do not know the standard you guys use to measure your reasonability or reasonableness that makes you think you're reasonable than other humans on earth.

Again, another difference between us is the choice factor.. Don't call me unreasonable because I'm not on your side.

I repeat again, in the good and the bad times, I will give glory to God.

Sometimes I wonder who is crazier, me living humanly with what you guys call imaginations or you being unstable, restless and disturbed due to my imaginations you can't even see or you have no idea of. How can my imagination affect you so badly to the extent you always come online to tell me how unreasonable I am?

And don't tell me Christians are causing problems in the society because we have an outstanding number of them who have brought intense positiveness in the society also, in any sector you decide to mention.

If you can't reason with us, why calling us dummy for not falling for your reasons?

We reason like you, at the same time we stay above reason. We have the grace to both, you only have one, stick to it.

HardMirror:
and we wonder why Africa and Nigeria is not developing.

"I did not prepare well for my exams, in fact I did not write anything on my answer sheet. I knew there was no way I was going to pass. to my greatest surprise when the result came out I got A1. praise the lord!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

and people shout hallelujah. people applauding and screaming.


you are on the surgery table and about to have bypass surgery on your heart. then the doctor sees you praying and realizes you are a Christian. "my brother in Christ, the God we serve is more than able. he is a miracle working God. let me encourage you with my testimony. you see this job I am doing,... it is just God. in school I was the least intelligent but God kept helping me. even this job I was the least qualified that applied in fact I did terribly in the interview missing all the questions. but our God surprised me and I got the job."

I no fit laugh ooo. Infact I'm crying and laughing at the same time.

The God who helped him become a doctor will help him carry out a successful surgery.

Your mirror is indeed hard. You're really a snake

HardMirror:
are you trying to silence the voice of reason?
may seem a waste to you, but a call to reason for others.

and it is worthy of note that none can deny that man has always solved mans problems not God. if fact we even help solve God's problems cost we are the ones always defending God. wonder what God can do for himself.

Oh, I've forgotten. You have to win souls for today. It's really been long you did that.

You can only take what belongs to you but not God's.

As for they that love God, in sickness, in tears, in joy, in riches, in anything, whatever may be, we acknowledge God in everything and we give thanks to Him through it all.

HardMirror enjoy yourself ok

Tearless:
Yawns. Fuc_k you retar_d. Please, are there any astronauts in the house? I want to know the alien species that dropped this nutter on our planet and whence they came. I understand they were trying to dispose of refuse, but our planet ain't no dumping ground for the universe's garbage. I'll appreciate if you can kindly help us return this unwanted "gift" to their galaxy. May Zeus, the LORD thy God, show you the coordinates, our humble heroes.

The way you accuse every atheist of trying to be fake makes YOU A SUSPECT, ode. If I did set out to conceal my identity, I wouldn't type like this, since someone like bennyann can easily sniff me out. But, since I'm here to have fun, let me indulge you for a minute.

I've been several monikers on nairaland; Ayomikun37, KingEtienneSky, joyContraMundum, Phaeze, Awhaie, Phaezejoye, joyeSeraph, Seraphjoye all of which no longer exist. And now, I'm back as the Tearless Knight who will make you cry, so brace yourself for the heavy sh!ts that are coming. Nearly all the monikers I'm currently following belong to me. Now, kill yourself imbecil_e.

See my baby ooo, my troublesome baby or wicked baby

Aaaaawwww.... I miss you ooo

Where have you been? Have you been going to and fro the earth seeking whom to devour?

HardMirror don come again ooo. Na wa for all of una

No matter what you say, whether our hardwork does it for us or our laziness and idleness, whatever comes we will give thanks to God.

You can't stop us from doing that now...

That's why we are theists and you are an atheist.

Infact that's why we are Christians, that's our lifestyle.

So dear, stop teaching us how to live our lives cos you're not the one we worship, Gerrit?

When you're done with life, go thank yourself for helping yourself but leave us to give glory to whom we believe is worthy of it..

I tire for una

LiberaDeus:
@OP,

My own experience was this morning. I was driving to work and my car clock just stopped. This was around berger, i now foolishly moved to the side and parked and put off my engine. Oboy na there the car stop oh.

Tried and tried to no avail, just beside me was a sign saying "no parking, park and pay fine of 90,000" with a towing sign on it.

I felt so stranded, i called 2 mechanics and one rewire, they all couldnt come. I hit the battery head over and over, no avail. The battery wasnt coming up and i tried to hit the battery head like anyone would, nothing came up. I hit the kickstarter and nothing happened.

I knew lastma could come any moment and i would have to start explaining why my car spoilt in the wrong place. I just went and hit the battery head again and suddenly the car started. I just jejely closed bonnet and sped off.

If i was still religious, i would have claimed that the Lord sent an angel who magically started the car. It fit the stereotype of a standard miracle

You people sha...

The fact you didn't ascribe it to God or a god doesn't mean it isn't a miracle.

What you did that made it start working, wasn't it the same thing you did over and over and over again?....

You couldn't even tell the problem, you still can't tell if it's what you tried that made it work.

As long as you tried the same thing repeatedly and it never worked till you tried it again when your hope has almost vanished before it worked, then It's a miracle my brother.

All of una no understand English again.

Next time I will make sure you pay the fine

felixomor:
Keep writing your own "Neo-koranic" scriptures there
U will soon turn to Otem......

Sorry I couldn't help it.

OtemAtum

hopefulLandlord:
actually, No! I simply target an audience, those having doubts

So you identify the Thomases and take them to your promise land.. Well-done

the emoji is for quoting you this morning

OtemAtum:
Even as I am, I don't fornicate and I don't even support the idea of doing it so(except to your girlfriend whom you are committing your life to. I don't also support or oppose virginity(though I myself am a virgin) However, everybody is entitled to his own way of life.

But Yahweh, Yahweh It was a shock to me how some gods give law without practising it themselves. That's Yahweh for you my people. He gave the Jews and Sheeple these laws:

1. Don't be jealous - - but himself is a jealous guy
2. Don't be angry--but himself is always angry (a saddist)
3. Don't kill--he killed more than any other god or human
4. Now DON'T FORNICATE/COMMIT ADULTERY

See an account of the Fornication Of Yahweh:

So you're saying you're more righteous than God? Was it in your book it was written he fornicated? I'm sure you're talking about someone else.

But when it comes to the creator of everything, you can never understand because you've created no one yourself and even your father knows that. You never used any part of yourself to create another so you can never feel what the creator feels.

Tell your father to keep dreaming of taking God's place cos we have limited time.

I know he has taught you a lot like calling darkness, light. Calling evil, good. Calling Jesus, Satan and the rest. If he can teach you all these, tell him to go correct God himself since he knows Him better.

I don't even understand you, the god you said you've put in bondage, why troubled about his actions till now?

And when will you finish writing your doctufos? Make sure you really guard your soul against your god once you're done.

First of all, who is a drunkard?

Did the Bible say Jesus was a drunkard or people decided to call him so?

Did the Bible say Jesus never drank?

Did the Bible say you should never drink?

This is what the Bible is talking about, our actions prove the extent of our wisdom.

You're the type Jesus was talking about and you forgot to quote the previous verses:

Luke 7:29‭-‬32 KJV

And all the people that heard him, and the publicans, justified God, being baptized with the baptism of John. But the Pharisees and lawyers rejected the counsel of God against themselves, being not baptized of him. And the Lord said, Whereunto then shall I liken the men of this generation? and to what are they like? They are like unto children sitting in the marketplace, and calling one to another, and saying, We have piped unto you, and ye have not danced; we have mourned to you, and ye have not wept.


OP, dont behave like the pharisees and saduccees. They were like saying they played the flute for John to dance but he mourned rather and when they played the opposite for Jesus, they realized he was already dancing. How else will one satisfy you people? Which one exactly do you want?

Once you've decided to go blind about a certain thing, any other thing connected to that thing will make you not to open your eyes.

You can drink if that's your issue and you can decide to get drunk if you please and eventually become a drunkard but the Bible caution one on that for one's sake.

What they called John 'having a demon' wasn't true. So do you believe Jesus was a drunkard?

If you quote Scriptures to soothe you or to encourage what will destroy you, then please yourself but remember a verse came before that, calling out people like you.

But those who are wise know the path to follow by the actions performed though through different methods.

Choose your path and let the others choose theirs.

And to your question, Jesus never got drunk, so He wasn't a drunkard. But you can encourage yourself with wine I guess.. .... Because you want to drink to stupor you're now thinking Jesus was a drunkard so you can drink righteously ...... Happy drinking... Cheers

Ranchhoddas:
E gba mi ooo...

I am not allergic to anything ooo.

I am just an advocate of moderation in all things, lest you become a slave to someone without even realizing it.

Slave? Hmmm. That's serious

You're the only one that understand what will make one turn himself to a slave here.