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Eketem:
In plateau the bride is taken by the grooms family to the pastor's house a day before the wedding.
The bride sleeps there and the pastor's wife does pregnancy test for her in the night.
The bride and her friends wake up and sweep the whole church before they take their bath and prepare for the wedding

Thanks for shedding more light on it.
God bless you!

I don watch the film.

Amafrado later marry her. She still born baby boy sef

Wait o, is it the church's format that Format should sleep over in her pastor's residence a day to her wedding?

I no understand

If you didn't have sex with her prior to your wedding, how will you know whether you're sexually-compatible or not?

You may agree with her on a condition, that's ONLY if she's VIRGIN. Anything outside that my hands no dey.


Don't be scammed, Bro.

You simply need deliverance.

Your chi doesn't like big things.

Na your type dey marry ladies with extremely small boobs and nyansh

One of the ghosts he used for his jazz has entered his dog and sniffed life outta him.

I guess there was a sacrifice he failed to make that allowed the calamity.

Stop drinking, they won't hear.

This one don kpeme now

Igobe compound in Yagba West LGA of Kogi State?

Eskis me sir, that name sounds fictitious. There's no Igobe compound in any Yagba West.

P.S

Magun is real, no dey do pass your level guys!

I suspect plain homicide. They only stripped them off their clothes so people may assume they were knacking inside the car.

Only mad folks would throw their clothes into gutters because of gbenshing.

May their souls RIP

See the so-called pastor's head like alligator's own.

He should be forced to refund his congregants' tithes and offerings since he started his useless pastoring and castrated pronto.

End-time pastor

The one who took care of the poor girl during pregnancy is the real father of the baby, God punish DNA.

The deekhead that showed up later should sod off. He's only interested in answering Baba Ighalo without willingness to take up responsibility!

So the lawyer with extremely short fuse can't sustain common election?

For real, there'll be no erection without lefelendum

Bosoru67:
happy birthday to her

It's their wedding anniversary, not birthday.


Eshey sir

I can only imagine mallam's facial expression when hajiya held the mic only to announce to the public 'he has got a huge anaconda in his briefs'.

Aswear life no balance

Mysticwebb:
Buhari will soon show his classmates. The NEPA bill holders.

Sha be calming down

Congrats, Bro.

I'd advise you don't live in their quarters and peradventure you do, don't ever use their toilet. E get why.

Congrats once again!

Lie no good, this toilet clean die.

But if hot shit hook you, you go forget formular. Aswear

Wahala for who go buy casket without anyone to bury with it

And no information about his killers till now, right?

Sick society

Money is good.

Conjugal bliss to the beautiful couple!

I'm a husband and a father. From your narration, permit me to say you're being overprotective.

You see, while dealing with women you don't mount pressure.

She might be true but telling you she wanted to get stuff for her intending customer in the hospital.

Your reason is too petty to conclude she cheats.

Try and work on your mindset.

Trust is a vital tool in marriage. Once it's lost, there'll be issues!

Nine out of every ten husbands are having same problem with their wives.

I really wish these women understood the fact that satisfying their husbands sexually is one of their main marital duties.

I feel your pains, brother. Talk to her about it and if she refused to adjust, find a way of satisfying your sexual urge elsewhere.

Most of these wives ain't only wicked when it comes to satisfying their hubbies, they're so selfish.

...and when you go find pleasure somewhere else, they complain.

It's well

Whenever the thought creeps to your consciousness, speak in tongues.
Covetousness and theft can't stand Holy Spirit.

May God deliver you, Hanty

If it happened here in Nigeria, people would be mentioning village people.

Carelessness at times is being likened to village people.

May her soul RIP

Many are truly mad in Nigeria.
Why will a sane person bite off another man's finger and swallow it?

His blokos should be chopped off, dassol

Green snakes are so fast, they travel with the speed of light.
Before you blink your eyes, they've disappeared.
Thank goodness you sent this one to abyss where she came from

Man's heart is desperately wicked.

RIP, young man #sad

As the spirit leads

HenryDion:
14 times a week. She's giving it to me as breakfast and dinner

Shey you go last bayi?

It calls for concern fa

I'm from Kwara and I've not seen anyone among the applicants here that has been deployed.

Are they deploying in batches abi shulai begin to beg my village people?

Tenkyu

My PPA was Christ Anglican College, Gwagwalada -FCT.

I taught all the classes in the school; Basic Tech in JSS classes and Physics/Further Maths in SSS.

I was retained after my service year but when the pay couldn't keep soul and body together, I jakpa.

It was purely fun back then!

Itzi8:
You really wouldn't wish my PPA for your siblings at all. It was Community Secondary School Ago-Oja Ilorin Kwara State. I taught the students two courses from SS 1 to SS 3.

Our allowance was just a thousand naira, which also does not come on a regular.

However, the principal, and staff were super nice, at least appreciates our efforts, and when I was there, they gifted me to my surprise, I and my colleague who were through at the time.

Basic communication was really a difficult one, but Las las, I did a great job with the students.


Anyone at Ilorin, please try out Olam, some private schools there, pays as much as #40,000 to teach Geography, Biology, Chemistry and any other science
Related subjects.

There are some other wonderful places over there in Kwara that you should ask questions of to be on a safe side and enjoy your service year.

I will not forget T&K Eatery, they rock in the food chain industry, and they offer all dishes on a classy level (I love good food; don't worry they've you covered, I mean you my sister that likes soft and garnished pomo) at a very low and affordable cost.

Make a good deal with your Local Government inspector for favourable posts (deployment) or before hand.

Food items are also cheap to an extent there, the likes of kpanla fish, chicken soup packs, yam and other food items. It's also a great opportunity for you my igbo brothers to try out food business, it rocks.

Goat rearing business is also profitable, when you venture into the system, then beat a fair/favourable price and the goods are yours.

If you find yourself in Kwara, make sure to also visit this great man called Pastor David, this good man breached the gap between intolerance amongst religious divides and made us become one. His church is at Laduba, before Ago-Oja community.

You know my darling state too well. God bless you for being part of the story in your PPA.

May the Lord bless you so richly.

Amen