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You're not alone, Bro.
I'm 42 yet I've not eaten the forbidden fruit.
Let's continue to pray for grace to hold the fort till we get married.

We're just three in Nigeria; you, me and a guy in Okene, Kogi State.

Our virginity, our pride �

I learnt the goat can't be eaten because of the poison in Python's saliva.

See as the bastard waste this big goat

Bornsinner7:
Wow nice...

I prefer to cross road sharp sharp than to begin climb up that thing

Now that there are plenty mad road users, especially drivers, it's safer and better to use the pedestrian bridge.

To reach where you're going late is much better than to cross the river sharp sharp.

May her soul RIP.

What a loss!

Where's your faith, Ifeanyi?

I know firstborn position comes with so many challenges and demands but it's so erroneous to feel quitting the position would give you a relief.

I really wish you saw life from your cool eyes and realized that it can get better.

Now that you've chosen to be the lastborn, what would you gain?

To all firstborns here like me, may the Lord continue to make a way for you. May you not regret being the firstborn in Jesus' mighty name. You're lifted!

Bornsinner7:
The future is female..

Even man sef no fit arrange person face like this

Ewooooooooo

Kuku kee me with lafta

God bless her richly. This is the type of person we need in public offices, not the cankerworms.

Uderegbe just full everywia

I wish those who chose Korope knew the advantages Keke napep has over Korope.
Keke napep can go a long distance with fuel as low as 1k which isn't applicable to Korope.
Apart from this, Keke body parts are cheap making it very easy to maintain.

The young boys riding Keke in my hood are big boys.

I'll advise you rush Keke like Akara Rush e.

O pe baje �

Put pictures of I don't believe the trash

Wickedness everywhere.

No single day without blood-letting.

May the Lord keep us all from ALL evil.


Lest I forget, I love this new Nairaland font o, kudos to the brain(s) behind it

May those who led Nigeria to where it is today never know peace.

Living in Nigeria is now a capital intensive project

Terrorist minister

Life no just balance.
Some people dey waka with pencil inside dia briefs while some get water-yam dangling in dia boxer. It can't be shared, it can't be lent out.

On the other hand, some gehs dey look for cucumber to chop while those wey see chop dey complain say e too big.

Dear God, let ya kingdom come

I feel your pains, Bro. you see, what led to the gbenshing could have been averted if you hadn't allowed her to come over to your place as frequently as she did.

It was a gross mistake, even Lucifer himself would fall for such.

The interesting part of it is you being remorseful yet your insatiable lay would close her eyes at whatever you breed in your briefs.

I'll rather advise you back out or pay two dowries, one for Grace and the other for your enstranged sexmate.

Lest I forget, you write well!

Pathokpo:
Bros I can confidently tell you that she has been fucking that boy before she demanded for space. She only discharged you cos she didn't want to lose the said Yahoo boy.

Too much brain no go kee you �

This happens when a commissioner behaves like the CEO.

I trust Wike, that guy no dey send.

Arrant nonsense ��

Ade Love really made our days in the eighties. He was a prolific actor.

May his gentle soul continue to RIP!

Stormy stormed where the old man was raping the minor.


See as his name made a way for him

My heart bleeds right now.

Why are people so heartless and without conscience?

Suffocating innocent children to death

What a wickedness

These guys are specialists in framing up stories so they may attract sympathies.

I imagine why the attacked village heads ain't also interviewed to air their plights and losses �

He will give those guys guts to call us Yoruba skull-miners.

Oloriibu sombori �

Kriss216:
I support Nigeria Police on this!


How they go send you make you go protect lives and properties, you come go carry belle? Shameless woman!

Fornication is a sin in the eyes of God and man.

Wehdon, Saint.

She fornicated, she didn't kill.

Oya shepe if you've never fornicated.

Stop playing the saint game. We're all humans; we're susceptible to error!

Yet they will still go to shout Alleluia in church on Sunday.

I can spot choir-members and Sunday School teachers right there.

It's well

Naso winch dey take start

There's a handful politics in this post. If Makurdi could find its way to the list, Ilorin should be there.

Ilorin is a city that connects the entire North-West and North Central to the South-West.

Only commuters who connect North East and South East/South South ply Makurdi route.

Ilorin is my own Number 5.

Tenkyu

Looks like somewhere in the East.

May their souls RIP.

May the Lord console their family

Wahala for who no dey siddon chop in wife food fo house �

As much as I would have taken this post seriously, the s/he that was used for Bob deterred me.

Let's know where Risky belong: a he or she.

Tenkyu.


P.S

How much is a bottle of Bigi Cola in your hood?

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May her soul RIP.
May the Lord give her husband, children and other members of the family the fortitude to bear the loss.
Amen

aleeyus:
"Snakes are more scared of us than we are of them. They are shy creatures that spend their life away from humans. Encounters with human are just an accident. It is because we've encroached their habitats, not them. If you see a snake in your place, don't panic. Stay away from it, block all entrances to your house and back off. The snake will go away on its own without harming anyone. If you corner it and stand with sticks in hand to touch it/beat it up, the snake will inflict a bite on you trying to defend itself. Otherwise, it never will. Because venom is very precious to them for hunting. Please understand this. Live and let live.�"

I like your submission, it's so didactic and revealing

Tranquillity360:
Yoruba people sef

Wetin your tribe dey do pass Yoruba own.

I no know why una like tribalising everything.

It's well with you

As the year is running to an end Oluwa;

* Ma je ka ku fun ota yo
* Eni ti o mo igba ta jade, ma je ko mo igba ta maa wole
* Ma je Kori wa gbabode
* Protect us all and keep us strong
* Shield us all from all evil
* Put your mark of 'touch not' on us.

We shall end year 2020 in victory and in joy, in Jesus' matchless name I prayed.


AMEN