I no follow dem chop gbese.

Na they and dem children go pay am.

Me a roran

Each time I remember I'm a Yoruba man, I'm always happy.

Thank God amma O'odua descendant

My first salary as a private school teacher in Abuja was 12k in 2006.

The school was close to where I was staying.

I didn't pay transport fare, no rent, no buying of food. Was putting up with an uncle.

I could do one or two things with it before my NYSC.

I left the job for my compulsory NYSC where we were given #9,700 allawee plus 5k at our PPA.

The experience was sweet tho!

mysticwarrior:
That is a west African Forest Cobra, it's black in colour and they are long, fast and deadly. Plant lemon grass inside and outside your compound and you will never see anyone of them again.

Unfortunately, snakes now chill inside lemongrass.

One thing is common to all snaketypes, they adapt easily with whatever plant you're using to control them.

The best ways to prevent snakes from entering into our homes are; making sure all holes/cracks are blocked, all grasses in the neighbourhood must be cleared, cracked/open drainage-pipes should be replaced.

May God deliver us from the slithering creatures!

He can't explain why he chose to attend APC rally

By the time they return him back to Mondala, he will explain

Why did Bubu refuse to show up at the presidential campaign in Ilorin Metropolitan Centre on Tuesday?

Does it mean there's no project for him to commission?

Lemme keep kwayet sha 🙄

The exact way Gov Abdulrahman Abdulrazaq sacked the workers Gov Ahmed engaged at the dusk of his administration.

It's a normal thing when the incoming governor is a member of the opposition party.

But the bowl shouldn't make Jess of basket when rain is falling. Basket would be useful during harvests!

Who knows Lion Share Bread in Abuja, Kubwa to be precise?
That bread was lit back then.
I'm craving it badly in recent time

Who would a fly support if not a sore-bearer?

Next story, puh-leeze

On behalf of myself and every other member of Never Watch Big Boy Naija Association (NWBBNA), we make it public that we don't give a hoot and as such it's none of our business.

Bro Dotun, we greet you.

We wish you what you wish yourself.

If you're intending to join our association, pls click on like button, if you're already a member, pls share.

Good money, guys!

May his soul RIP.

May the Lord comfort his wife and children.

Amen

Drama wey not fit happen fo Lagos no dey exist.

Obviously, Ikot-Ekpene has changed.
The last time I was there, these fantastic road network wasn't obtainable.

God bless Gov Godswill Akpabio, the architect of modern Akwa ibom State!

E try.

Iffa show you the one wey I send my uncle. The maga no send shishi

Candidlady:
Be very careful


You didn't tell us how much he paid you las las

Where Amebor go land you, ehn

I only blame the stup!d bride that allowed you sleep with her newly wedded husband.
If I were a woman who just got wedded, no amount of cooked up excuses would ever allow him leave my side for just one minute.
I must f**k the hell outta him to the extent that he wouldn't have an ounce strength to even take his birth.

I no dey condone nonsense o, biko!

I only blame the stupid bride that allowed you sleep with her newly wedded husband.
If I were a woman who just got wedded, no amount of cooked up excuses would ever allow him leave my side for just one minute.
I must f**k the hell outta him to the extent that he wouldn't have an ounce strength to even take his birth.

I no dey condone nonsense o, biko!

She don pray for human being finish sotey she dey pray for dog.

Life sha no balance

Ashawo wey all customers dey manage, e reach your turn you kill am

Pascopele:
Shut! Up! You are debtor even while you were a bachelor, you don't have any savings or know how to manage money

Sha be calming down

Just like some commentators have said earlier, pray, pray and pray.
Get the elders and let them set up her basket(ki won digba fun).

I can relate well with your narration, they're called Elegbe or Elere Omo in Yoruba. Some of them are unaware while some are much aware and are willing to tell you what and what their folks in the spiritual world need to let go of her.

I pity your condition, Bro.

Don't ever confront her or misbehave to her. Play maturity game, pls.

If you confronted her or treat her anyhow, things may get worse.

It's well!

Kollins11:
Omo! It was my mom that caught me masturbating oo!

One Saturday morning, I was in my room watching a movie on my laptop, I also connected my earpiece. A sex scene got my attention and I kept on repeating the scene, I was already hard and trying to masturbate.

I never knew my mom was spreading her clothes outside just close to my window. So she needed me to pass peggs for her, but I couldn't hear her because I was on my earpiece.

She caught me masturbating aggressively hard, she just stood by the window. I noticed that someone was blocking the morning sun from reflecting into my room.

So the moment I looked back. I was so shocked, I saw my mom Shaking her head and telling me “Collins go and marry before you rape someone in this house one day oooo!!!“

Your mama sef na gbasky woman

A male friend of mine had breast surgeries owing to cancer. Thank God he discovered it early.

He's doing well at the moment.

I'm aware that men do have breast cancer as well, it's not limited to only women!

I attended their wedding.

Her exam clashed with her wedding so we had to wait for her till she left the exam Hall before we started the wedding reception proper.

I wish her and her husband the best in their marriage!

dodorima147:
Physics or metallurgical and material dia lecturers na sadist

Two bottles of Goldberg for you

Physics all the way �

Isolated mortuary �

Congrats, Bro.

My ten Kobo advice;

Don't let that chairman between your laps push you to doing what you would later regret.

May you prosper and excel, Bro!

Congrats, Hajia.

May Allah bless you richly!

Etuagievin:
. And you think this is the best response you can give. May God help us

Are you minding the guy?

No matter what, it's evil and unacceptable. One's parents are like gods, he should respect and worship them!

A puff-adder's babies kill her during birthing.
The viper's babies do same to their mother.
May God not give us child that will kill us.
Amen

Is it not the woman's voice I'm hearing from the background?

Madam keep kwayet before Ogugu chop your left eye.

Ikechukwu fo finish chopping had Oga not entered