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Romance › Re: Help! I Am 26 And A 41-Year-Old Prophetess Wants To Have Sex With Me! by BentSpoon(m): 10:28am On May 09, 2017

All this Girls advicing him to flee when they will do all possible to Bleep alhaji wae get 7wives. Una case dae cele. .

Op two things are involved. Its either u kill her or she kills u in za oza rum. But see as u go cry later in life ..... cool

Celebrities › Re: Toolz Pregnancy Celebrated At Banky W & Adesua Etomi's Wedding Introduction by BentSpoon(m): 11:28pm On May 07, 2017

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Lollipop247:
Nice one
Wish her a safe delivery
To get belle dey hungry me

. Come let's make babies. Even na twins triplet quadruplet I get am. Jux lemme so seed in u plzzzzzzzz?? embarassed

Crime › Re: 2 Cattle Rustlers Sentenced To Death By Hanging In Kogi by BentSpoon(m): 10:43pm On May 05, 2017

Butterworth:
He was sentenced 28yrs imprisonment for stealing cattles

And death by hanging for killing the owner of the cattle.

Don't be too lazy to read.

Before you comment on any topic, make sure you read and understand it, to avoid embarrassing yourself like you just did.

Crime › Re: 2 Cattle Rustlers Sentenced To Death By Hanging In Kogi by BentSpoon(m): 4:46pm On May 05, 2017

this country is funny. Sentenced to death because he stole CATTLE. So CATTLE is now more precious than MAN. Ok

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Education › Re: 9 Types Of Invigilators You Meet In The Exam Hall. by BentSpoon(m): 3:02pm On May 05, 2017

Tenim47:
meet a member of diper life church ,you will knw the bitterness of exam

mehn chosen senior them oo. If u be invigilator and want to hammer wear 'The God of chosen is my God' tati billion go dae smile to ur aknt cheesy

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Celebrities › Re: Regina Daniels Stuns As Beautiful Bride On A Movie Set by BentSpoon(m): 12:58pm On May 03, 2017

Weeew. Flash boi the nigga with a Cash. Doing what he does best. cool

. My sister hold ur skirt in and out of the scene. tongue

anyway ...

Family › Re: Adorable Family Picture Of Cute Kids; 6 Boys, 1 Girl by BentSpoon(m): 12:34pm On May 03, 2017

UNIQUEISRAEL:
Have my Circumlocution: THIS IS SCINTILLATING AND ABSOLUTELY AESTHETIC!!

Car Talk › Re: Check Out The Most Popular Sports Car In The World by BentSpoon(m): 7:53am On May 02, 2017

MzEddytan:
I love the car... gonna buy it someday with my money.

. Whose money u wan take buy am before [b]

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Celebrities › Re: Sean Tizzle Is Expecting His First Child by BentSpoon(m): 3:38pm On Apr 29, 2017

Someone once beefed me like this 'ur Pr*ck head is like that of Sean tizzle head ''. Ghadforbid,Now m beginning to get angry. Where is that dude angry

Travel › Re: Dear Nigerians In Diaspora, Is This Wickedness Or Selfishness? by BentSpoon(m): 10:37pm On Apr 28, 2017

Me when someone tries to discourage me from going to Malaysia. grin

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Education › Re: Share Your Worst School Roommate Experience by BentSpoon(m): 3:13am On Apr 27, 2017

ahahnow:
I used to live with a white oyibo girl who made my life hell. So on the day I was to move out of the dorm, I saw her school id card which contains the numerical password to the school inbox and such. I memorized the numerical details and left. One day I hacked into her email account with the numbers I memorized and went through her information. I saw some semi nude pics she sent to her doctor because she had a rash on her upper chest region. I then forwarded the email to everyone in the school and to everyone else on her contact list. I also saw an email where her former landlord gave her an eviction notice for smoking weed in the apartment. I forwarded that email to everyone in school including the school deans and her employer. It was so funny. I went back to her email a few days later and saw a response from the director of school housing. She was questioning the girl as to why she sent her that email and that she was going to investigate the matter and do an unannounced search in her room. It was great. One of the best revenges I ever pulled. The other nightmare roommate I taught a lesson was during NYSC ccamp. The girl was really angering me, so I stole her keys and threw in the toilet and sh.it in the toilet. I was even on my period so the whole place was bloody shi.t mess. When I was done I didnt flush the toilet so that if she she found it, she would have to look at something that reflects who she is on the inside

Ur life tire me tho'

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Foreign Affairs › Re: Rockets, Torpedoes: Photos From North Korea Massive Live-fire Artillery Drills. by BentSpoon(m): 12:05am On Apr 27, 2017

When them diffuse nuclear bomb for una land una go knw hw far. Hiroshima go better pass una cheesy

trump no geh joy oo just pitying innocent citizens angry

Crime › Re: 17-Year-Old Boy Commits Suicide In Imo State By Hanging (Photos) by BentSpoon(m): 9:01pm On Apr 26, 2017

Is he writing waec if so I suspect he messed up in his core subject. Waec been treating its candidate like they are Albert Einstein u need to see the physics questions. Its well life goes on. As for me smiling and bouncing

Family › Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by BentSpoon(m): 2:01pm On Apr 23, 2017

That of agama things kinda work ooo. Infact even iffa no talk fr gathering girls will be staring at me. #grins

Nairaland General › Re: Owl Caught In Nigeria (Video, Photos) by BentSpoon(m): 1:23pm On Apr 23, 2017

~~Beni airway missing~~ owl missing tongue

Family › Re: Share Your Challenges As A First-born by BentSpoon(m): 11:52pm On Apr 18, 2017

Op ur problem is ur mistakes yea ur mistakes and the reason ur younger ones succeed is that they don't repeat that mistake.

Christianity Etc › Re: Why Do Jehovah's Witnesses Prefer Secular Music To Gospel Music? by BentSpoon(m): 5:58pm On Apr 17, 2017

rottennaija:
Very true. I agree completely with everything you said. I'm a JW, but an awaken jw. I no longer believe all the things the teaches. At least, I now believe only what the Bible says, but a JW is expected to believe, not what the Bible says but as interpreted by their leaders. I know it is so disheartening, but true.

I was on preaching once, and someone I was preaching to asked me exactly the same question. Why we play all sort of musics but Gospel. I didn't remember answering him something good. But it got me thinking, I even pose same question to my brother. I couldn't help but agree that it was hypocritical.

JW are cult. JWs themselves wouldn't agree to these, because they don't know what cult means. Most people think for cult as some gun/machete carry killers, but in the case of religion, it not so. To know more what makes JWs cult, please read this article http://jwfacts.com/watchtower/fear-cult-mind-control.php

Mr man I think u will do urself a good thing by not claiming who u are not. JW has never raised a shame like u and will never. Why say u are a JW? Remember u aren't a JW until u are baptised and I doubt if u are baptised. Smh

Education › Re: Nigeria's History At A Glance (photo) by BentSpoon(m): 12:00am On Apr 11, 2017

No be today soyinka start wearing barret. E don tae grin

Christianity Etc › Re: Why Do Jehovah's Witnesses Prefer Secular Music To Gospel Music? by BentSpoon(m): 4:57pm On Apr 09, 2017

Op now let's get fact straight am a jw and I knw u knw that I knw u knw u are lieing. But continue at ur own perile. We rep. Gods organization. To learn more about our Christian life kindly visit www.jw.org with ur browser. Thanks. And I think this link will help u more https://www.jw.org/en/jehovahs-witnesses/

Nairaland General › Re: Snake, Grass Cutter And Antelope Killed By A Small Boy & His Brother (Pics) by BentSpoon(m): 12:46am On Mar 29, 2017

Who noticed d leg of a woman beside the burning antelope. Na only there u go see them. Deriving creatures angry

Crime › Re: Our Victim Didn’t Have N100m, We Removed His Heart For Rituals – Suspects Confes by BentSpoon(m): 11:23pm On Mar 25, 2017

Na dem. Yeye short creatures. Bald heads dem. Yooorobbers

Crime › Re: Two Expelled Students Of DELSU Filed Petition Against The University by BentSpoon(m): 3:13pm On Mar 17, 2017

Crime › Re: Woman Brutalised By Soldiers Sues Nigerian Army, Demands N250m (photos) by BentSpoon(m): 2:59pm On Mar 17, 2017

geopreneur:
Don't you guys think I should sue NEPA. They've not given us light 10 days ago. They are depriving us of our divine and civil right.

. See let me tell u eh. Since last year my change over dae generator side. So no come here dae cry anyhow na ur type army suppose dae flog sef u saw light 10days ago and still complaining. Me wae never see Nepa since June last year I never die.

Crime › Re: Woman Brutalised By Soldiers Sues Nigerian Army, Demands N250m (photos) by BentSpoon(m): 2:48pm On Mar 17, 2017

Please I am not understanding I can't see any wound na tatoos I dae see oo undecided

maka chi if I see army man iffa no bow down greet make ai bend grin

Car Talk › Re: 2018 Mercedes-maybach G650 Landaulet Is The Most Expensive SUV Ever Made by BentSpoon(m): 2:26pm On Mar 17, 2017

Assuming I buy this MACHINE I go dae carry cutlass for car incase one idiot for road scratch am for me. undecided

u knw say naija toh wicked grin

but somebody go mad that day I mean I go mad that day grin

Crime › Re: UNIABUJA Female Student Raped While Asleep by BentSpoon(m): 12:31am On Mar 17, 2017

Hohoho she taught she was at it again with her fingers grin

but a minuite silence for that adventurous nigga cool

Christianity Etc › Re: Ghanaian Herbalist Lands In Hospital After Testing His Powers Aganist Bullets by BentSpoon(m): 12:33am On Mar 14, 2017

The man just belike fr d pix in the right side ' ogwurrrrrrruuuu!!! Odikwanu mma?'. cheesy

my guy forget that thing man must die.

Christianity Etc › Re: Apostle Johnson Suleman Bought A Mercedes-benz 450 GL For Nollywood Actress Dani by BentSpoon(m): 1:45pm On Mar 13, 2017

. If NA me this pastor I go tell them oya return my property NA #eazibaebi

Career › Re: He Was Too Loyal That Made Him So Stupid To The Boss, See Where It Landed Him by BentSpoon(m): 1:35pm On Mar 13, 2017

Op belike. God! shocked

And to some guys wey dae behave like xay dem use una brain play nairabet I give u this. grin

u are not alone

Crime › Re: Increasing Influx Of Prostitutes Worry Asaba Residents by BentSpoon(m): 2:22pm On Sep 16, 2016

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NewsPoacher:
https://www.nigerianwatch.com/images/stories/prostitutes%20ii.jpg

http://leadership.ng/news/550787/increasing-influx-of-prostitutes-worry-asaba-residents

pheeew op what do u thing of that yellow mpata anu grin

NewsPoacher:
https://www.nigerianwatch.com/images/stories/prostitutes%20ii.jpg

http://leadership.ng/news/550787/increasing-influx-of-prostitutes-worry-asaba-residents

pheeew op what do u thing of that yellow mpata anu

Crime › Re: Gang Attacks UNILORIN Prof Onimisi, Wife, Son Inflicting Machete Cuts (photo) by BentSpoon(m): 2:15pm On Sep 16, 2016

TRADELYN:
Hmmm what people do for hunger. Faces like this simply remind one of this APC-led government.

the hustle is real grin

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nine Ways Arsenal Fans Behave During Transfer Window (photos) by BentSpoon(m): 1:23am On Aug 26, 2016

[color=#990000][/color][quote author=freesinzu post=48801163]Arsenal don sign Lucas,
yeye wenger
Assnal fans even plastic spoon una no go win dis season, AWON WEREY

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