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EducationRe: Nigeria To Teach Maths, Science Subjects In Yoruba, Hausa, Igbo, Other Languages by BentSpoon(m): 5:57pm On May 31, 2017
PapiSmith:
Imagine if your maths teacher is igbo. How will he pronounce 43 in yoruba? grin

Eta lé Logoji. Na mass failure be that grin
IRI ANO NA ATO
LiteratureRe: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by BentSpoon(m): 12:56am On May 30, 2017
This land is not for sale even tho' its located in a remote area. .trespassers will be stoned to death...chipaapi ayam all eyes cheesy
EducationRe: 2017 JAMB Change Of Course/Institution Thread by BentSpoon(m): 11:08am On May 27, 2017
Lemme jux book space. But I thought them say this year jamb get K-leg. Hmmm ai don't knw hw my heart dae do me see scores grin
CelebritiesRe: Davido's Daughter, Imade Hangs Out With A White Boy (Photos) by BentSpoon(m): 9:37pm On May 25, 2017
Op I will slap u and u will look for ur destiny lipsrsealed
RomanceRe: Why Do I Keep Meeting These Kind Of Ladies? by BentSpoon(m): 11:51pm On May 24, 2017
OP two things are involved here. Its either you are stinking rich or u worwor die grin okkkk on a more serious note don't be the first to buy things for a girl if u MUST then make it 50:50 she must contribute if not them go friendzone ur nyash grin grin #tutorial from a girlfriendless pick up artist. I play with girls they don't play with me grin
PoliticsRe: Ifeanyi Uba's Diversion of N11bn Fuel Is Punishable By Death -DSS by BentSpoon(m): 9:43am On May 24, 2017
DSS mad man talk say im no dae tell person wae dae waka behind him with matchet anything until he looks for his head. Just know say uba stole OUR money and not YOUR money. Tampa him we kpene this country. grin
PoliticsRe: Photo Of Wike's "Special" Handshake Surfaces After Accusing Amaechi Of Cultism by BentSpoon(m): 2:06pm On May 23, 2017
To those of u defending. If them strike ur head go follow grin oya see the anchor style and judge for urself. 1:Vikings. 2:bucanneer. Be a responsible citizen. angry angry

Christianity EtcRe: The Catholic Faith: What You Need To Know by BentSpoon(m): 11:30am On May 21, 2017
Oga all I know is that if I turn idol worshiper tomorrow and burn incense in my shrine and a rev. Come to destroy my shrine I go shoot am. Keep bowing to image u call Mary and that of what u call Jesus. U can't decieve me with what I see with my own eyes u people worship it shikenna. Who even knows the kind juju una priest dae plant inside that image
NYSCRe: Should NYSC Be Scrapped, See The Results Of A Twitter Poll. by BentSpoon(m): 11:13pm On May 19, 2017
RIPEnglish:
Yes i support it to be scratched. It is just a rubbish wasted of timing.
I love ur name #nohomo
PoliticsRe: Cameroon Sends War Ship To Calabar by BentSpoon(m): 10:33pm On May 19, 2017
decatalyst:
Your headline got my heart beating heavily unnecessarily undecided


Gerrahere mehn!
. Laffs oga prepare oo naija dae go war another biafra war oo. Cameroon no wan lose that oil rich river belonging to biafra so they themselve don dae ready attack. cheesy
CrimeRe: Robber Caught By Students In University Of Ibadan Beaten To Pulp (Graphic Pics) by BentSpoon(m): 5:23pm On May 19, 2017
[color=#990000][/color]By their MARK we shall know them. we work in daytime they work at night grin grin grin
Christianity EtcRe: Ghanaian Man Chases Jehovah's Witnesses Out Of His House By Stripping Unclad by BentSpoon(m): 5:17pm On May 19, 2017
JamieNaija:
Even though i don't support what he did, those people can disturb sha.


Watch More of what he did: http://www.jamienaija.com/2017/05/ghanaian-man-gets-jehovah-witness.html
. Bro if u don't value their time and commitment towards bringing Gods word to ur doorstep irrespective of the weather condition then you could do humanity a good deal by indicating u are not interested from the on-set their are many people to be reached who are starved of the truth!! #peace
PoliticsRe: Obiano Empowers Anambra Students With 25 Litre Water Jerry Can (Photo) by BentSpoon(m): 12:17am On May 19, 2017
fiizznation:
This is not good for the students and the state entirely.

Anyway APC is on the way to rescue anambrarians from the shackles of failure.


Anambra for APC, APC for anambra
. God knows am not a murderer but if u had said this by my side I will kill u. I mean it with all blood in me I will waste u.
TravelRe: Man Escapes Death From Accident After Car Somersaulted 4 Times (pics) by BentSpoon(m): 12:11am On May 19, 2017
NwaObinkita:
angry

This is exactly why I sold my Lexus Rx300

It's centre of gravity is inversely proportional to the concentration of any defied fulcrum. Hence making it's potential vulnerability to somersaults relatively constant.

Car TalkRe: What Do You Think About This New Mercedes Benz Design? (photos) by BentSpoon(m): 2:15pm On May 18, 2017
Howmon:
Mercedes is always on point. By the way where is the side mirror for the blue benz?
. Check the side of the door u will see a projected camera that's called advancement. U don't have to look out through the window to see things! Village man +na joke+ grin
FamilyRe: Not In Love With My Wife Anymore! by BentSpoon(m): 6:10pm On May 17, 2017
StephDamielola:
It means "I love you"

And yes, when they want to climax, they scream NAKUPENDA cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
. u don enjoy life ooo
CrimeRe: Cultist Shot During Bloody Clash In Delta Begs Residents To Save His Life. PICS by BentSpoon(m): 5:34pm On May 17, 2017
Eiye don dae challenge V's? Hahaha even Aiye dae run when dem don too kill V's coz dem no they finish cheesy fighting Vikings is just like fighting China army dem no dae die finish man jux sweat finish for night come produce dis things grin abeg na wetin be the score I like this kin news grin grin

TravelRe: Plane Carrying 4 People And 2 Children Missing Over Bermuda, Bahamas(Photos). by BentSpoon(m): 1:22am On May 17, 2017
Damn that pilot the bemuda triangle is a no cross zone. I feel their is no oxygen and the force of gravity is centered there! How could he be so daft! embarassed huh
EducationRe: And I Eventually Fail Jamb ( Screenshot) by BentSpoon(m): 7:53pm On May 16, 2017
NLProblemChild:
i feel Like a failure
Bro stick ur head up and dare ur obstacles. This year jamb came with a lot of hitches believe me ur result is far better than many people own. So smile in the face of this threat and say 'I believe in my dream no surrender'. God bless u and I.
CrimeRe: 20-Year-Old Robber Kills His Roommate In Ogun For Fear Of Being Caught by BentSpoon(m): 10:33am On May 15, 2017
IpobAreFools:
These developers sef!
. Na ur people dem oo cone head

CelebritiesRe: Illuminati Symbols In Davido's 'IF' Music Video by BentSpoon(m): 1:24am On May 15, 2017
Yoo.roba and occultism cheesy after they will shout we too dae develop why we no go develop na to follow una dae drink blood? Kontinue grin as for me and my family we are hustlers if u like misREAD urself grin grin ndi uwa

RomanceRe: My Pre-Wedding Pictures... Jehovah's Witness Style. Lol. by BentSpoon(m): 5:08pm On May 12, 2017
smileyBorn a JW will marry a JW and die a JW. Blessed Union.
BusinessRe: Igbo Traders In Bayelsa Shut Down Shops Over Attacks by BentSpoon(m): 11:24am On May 12, 2017
Bayelsan be like....

PoliticsRe: Bayelsa Indigenes Clash With Igbo Traders by BentSpoon(m): 11:08am On May 12, 2017
DaPuncline:
What is this slowpoke mumu saying? which reputation do you have ? seriously i don't know what's responsible for the mass delusion gaining ground inside your addled brain. You even called yourself a lion, you must be high on okija weed, a lion that chickened out of a media fight. You are not even man enough for me, try harder fa.g.got.
. Its obvious u have accrued your stupidity to sempiternity ampersand adinfinitum. Adinterim won't it be more chilvarous that u abscond from this impending tete-a-tete with your honcho because I will devastate et discombobulate u from linear confabulation. Ekuke forming essentil dog. Just comprehend it into ur abysmal encephalon that I can deride u till u start hallucinating.

PoliticsRe: Bayelsa Indigenes Clash With Igbo Traders by BentSpoon(m): 12:03am On May 12, 2017
DaPuncline:
I thought igbos are brave so why the threat ? see people that want to carry arms against FG but can't withstand ordinary social media tussle. Biafra or death indeed. Bwahahahahaha.
. I'm only concerned about my reputation I can't be brawling with a Potential ritualist. But if u want it via war tinx mu Ga enye gia till otule acha GI oku and u will run to kaduna as usual.

PoliticsRe: Bayelsa Indigenes Clash With Igbo Traders by BentSpoon(m): 11:06pm On May 11, 2017
DaPuncline:
See your life? Is that how shallow ur brain is? mumu.
. If u ever quote me again u will record low sperm count and erectile dysfunction coupled with la enter la splash. Them no born u well abi undecided
PoliticsRe: Bayelsa Indigenes Clash With Igbo Traders by BentSpoon(m): 10:31pm On May 11, 2017
undecided*yawns. Me love my bayelsan brothers and they love Me. Afonjas and zuo namas. Una no fit I repeat una no fit try harder. Anyway I strongly believe the guy must have western blood in his vain angry kill and dry him if una catch am.

FamilyRe: My Husband joystick Is Too Small To Satisfy Me by BentSpoon(m): 11:55pm On May 10, 2017
SemuhleB:
It has nothing to do with being a virgin or having many partners. Women give birth and can still have relatively tight vagina's unless they are sticking and putting trees and basket balls in there then maybe you will have a point.

Just like some women may have small boob's, flat bums etc some men have really small penis. Unfortunately there is nothing she can do about it but the couple can find other ways to please each other too.
. A baby nd a basket ball which one big pass. *yawns. Forget that she dug her well well well. cheesy na the man I dae pity sef. im go dae kill himself since
FamilyRe: My Husband joystick Is Too Small To Satisfy Me by BentSpoon(m): 10:54pm On May 10, 2017
MysteriousAnn:
More reason why we need to sample our opposite sex in the other room before marriage. embarassed
. Believe me that's not the mans problem if she was married a virgin she wouldn't be saying this nonsense. After distorting her hole she will be looking for exact match. Pheeeew. All fingers are not equal likewise all Dick. cheesy cheesy

PoliticsRe: Ibrahim Abubaka Lajada For Nigeria's President In 2019 (Photos) by BentSpoon(m): 9:59pm On May 09, 2017
LordOfNaira:
You see what I am talking about!!!

A young man shows the courage to contest, instead of encouraging him, you are telling him to shut up!!! Let me hear you complain about our leaders being old again!!!
. My friend go and sit down. That's how u will cajole some imbes to vote this drilling machine. Can't u see the beast this boi is riding eh if he eventually wins na to ride humans na. C no make me leave buhari vex for u oo

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