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All roads leads to ekwulobia on 20th
Come carry am there. Agbayas

To all this idiots criticizing the soldiers and the law for this act SHUT UP



Go to NDA and see the rigorous torture and training given to soldiers before they can wear camo and one goat with stinking kitty will just wake up and put it on and be walking and feeling high



If she commits any crime with that uniform it will be tagged 'useless soldiers'

Come to think of it. When everybody is entitled to wear camouflage can u decipher a real soldier from the crowd??


Respect to noble Galant men of the NIgerian military who has kept to their virtue. DISCIPLINE.

DRPAIT123:
if this news make FP,I will donate my balls to the people of Biafra

U remind me of my secondary school days. When u are still working on the test u hear ........SUBMIT

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Mtcheew

Even if na bush we dae crush this won't survive a third surf round a 9ja road
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Ohaneze ndi awusa at it again


When I have ordered the mallam doing suya here to leave before 1st of October??


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tysontim:
Nice, they say tall men have big cassava

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Studies have shown that short guys have more mass of flesh downsouth than their tall counter-part who have utilized all the skin in projecting their tiny bones


They don't also last in bed


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I can bet on someones balls that it was the principal with the combined effort of waec invigilator that wrote that exam



Mere looking at her she seems like someone who will keep drooping at a question paper


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I can explicitly say that boy is a mixture of sperms

Dude gat no specific gene

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Op using small boys to make money

Who the shit steals #500 this days?!!


Op sack them !! They should have done more than that I think 500,000 would be ideal



That's why I removed 1milla from companies ACC and when boss asked I was staring the morrafuka in the eyes


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zionmade:
Mechanical is not even as hard as chemical talk less of civil. The truth is that in civil the calculations are somehow straight forward, u can know wen u arrive at the answer. but chemical, my brother it's too complex. Before anybody quotes me, I have a degree in chemical and mechanical. I will prefer writing mechanical exams compared to chemical. civil na their junior brother.

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Noun graduate spotted


How can u say mechanical engineering isn't the hardest ?? Which university was that??


Tell ur lecturer it will never be well with him for teaching u with manipulated curriculum


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This officially marks the death of Tecno and infinix

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Igwe wee u kee kwayet





When ur mates were fighting biafra war u were running from bunker to bunker. If not I don't think a coward like u would have survived the war front



Who even mounted that man



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This are the type of ladies that can provide draw soup in bed not all this flat ass ladies


Now one man will carry a trophy of hundred panel beaters who have sweated in vain


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How do u expect Fg to look into ur matter when u hide ur bells under cloth


This ones are totally confused they should walk stark naked and disturb government with their bells



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Its only in Nigeria a 25 years old man is a youth


Did the senate know their are many 25yrs old with beard greater than that of their fathers.




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I curse the day I walked out on ma naval friend who bought a navy form for me


I could have been ravaging girls like this inner cacus on national yatch




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I don't know why a man will choose to wear diapers over boxers

Thou' okoros size must be around 78 with double coating



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One of those guys following her probably will be doing so with erection

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In this economy someone has the guts to shed so much blood when shot.




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UNIBEN is a citadel of cultists




Close that place and donate it to the graZing reserve project

Inanna:
So they'll now tag me as desperate abi? As admirable as it may sound, it doesn't work in this part of the world. The man should do the chasing and I want to be CHASED. That's how it's s'pposed to be. I doff my hat for all these women who slide into their man's DMs first, propose to their significant other and tell a man that she likes him. Very brave, I must say but I no fit.

Nice laps,is that urs ?

Girls are misfortune in disguise


in my secondary school days




Girl was feeling me,we made a lot of eye contacts she even turned down guys hoping I will toast her one day tinx continued until Ss1 she got a boyfriend but I'm sure she regretted that coz dude was fugly and they never lasted mtcheew sort of my prayer answered well she finally left ma school frustrated





Sad thing she left with ma heart can't love uptill today





Someone should beg chi to destroy her charm. I really wanna hv xx but after election and collation I will be pissed off at my prey.

Enjoy na ur tonto do am for u

Just because he is a junior student mtcheeeeeew







When I was in ss3 I straffed one mami water corper like that she always come to class with tight silky gown showing panty lines. When she caught me staring at her massive backyard she called me up to solve problem on the board and I kept brushing her backside with my hardon while showing her mistake on her note from her back at the end of the day I bleeped her ontop a locker during night studies.









And two male corpers were busy fighting over this girl while I was busy shining her.












It is well














Life of a star

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Ducan ??





A nyben??

Imagine this child that spent morethan 8years in music industry praising women to keep his fit





Beefing someone who just praised women for only 3years and he is making it bigger






Goat afonja blood is dark green

More reason we the ijaw people should support Kanu.



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WHERE IS BUHARI

MarieSucre:
Seems you're overestimating the size of a dick.

if that's the maximum siZe u have taken in u re a loser






I HavE 8incheS at default mode. Dunno of other league

All I see is a failed dog pepper soup