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FoodRe: Can You Eat Any Of These Unknown Creatures by benzems(op): 6:53am On Sep 10, 2016
charix:
La click la starve to death.
lolz
grin grin grin grin grin cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
FoodRe: Can You Eat Any Of These Unknown Creatures by benzems(op): 6:21am On Sep 10, 2016
charix:
If the creature is real then provide more pictures of it rather than a single one.
Gone are the days people can claim creatures are unknown because almost everybody on earth owns a camera phone so pictures of said strange creature would litter the internet.
Failure to provide more pictures of the lizard/fish thing would confirm my first statement.
Please check
http://benzems042..com.ng/2016/09/can-you-eat-any-of-these-10-unknown.html
FoodRe: Can You Eat Any Of These Unknown Creatures by benzems(op): 5:50am On Sep 10, 2016
charix:
The first creature is a spider monkey or gibbon, I'm too lazy to check google for the proper creature. Number two is made up, probably a photoshop creation. Monkeys are not really my thing so I'd pass except in a circumstance of war or famine. I love fish but if I see a lizard/fish combination I no do.
My dear non of the creatures is photoshop, is real and found in the Amazon forest
the problem is that nobody know any of the creatures name

for me I like number 4 and number 9
FoodCan You Eat Any Of These Unknown Creatures by benzems(op): 11:44pm On Sep 09, 2016
Can you eat any of these 10 unknown creature?

1. This is type of unknown creature found in Amazon Forest Brazil

It looks like monkey but yet nobody can tell what exactly it is.

2. You may call this fish,
but the design in the head is gradually turning to a snake
but much meat will be located there


Read more »
http://benzems042..com.ng/2016/09/can-you-eat-any-of-these-10-unknown.html

Jobs/VacanciesRe: "Meet Me At Mega Hilton Hotel": An Interviewer Told Me. I Have Suffered by benzems(m): 10:21pm On Sep 09, 2016
for your information
the man is a member of Nairaland
if you doubt
let eucharia search his email n name here
CrimeRe: Nigerian Man & 6 US Citizens Sentenced To Prison For Online Fraud Schemes - Dep by benzems(m): 10:20pm On Sep 09, 2016
NCAN NDDC branch

in Camp
confirmed oduduwa descendant

yes

PoliticsRe: Erosion Close To Kogi Bus Terminal (photos) by benzems(m): 10:07pm On Sep 09, 2016
my dear take a look at that erosion
is just warming up, when is true
both the fence and house will go down
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
CrimeRe: "Nigerian Scams" Sap Dozens Of Victims Of RM3.1 Million In Malaysia by benzems(m): 9:21pm On Sep 08, 2016
if want to be famous go online and mention Nigeria

Malaysia should remember that they borrowed our palm seedling years back
PoliticsRe: 9 Buhari's Ministers that Nigerians think Are 'incompetent' by benzems(m): 9:10pm On Sep 08, 2016
11. Minister of Petroleum ---- Buhari

12. Agboro park chairman ie Minister of Transport-----Amaechi

they should be number 1 and 2
PoliticsRe: Amaechi: Buhari Won’t Spare Anyone, Even His Cabinet Members, Found Corrupt by benzems(m): 10:15am On Sep 06, 2016
you too MR Amaechi

will not be spared for pockecting
about 20,00 NYSC members state allowee
PhonesRe: Phone Engineers On Nairaland Willing To Assist You - Part II by benzems(m): 11:48pm On Sep 05, 2016
austino2018:
please i need help urgently,my whatsapp Display picture can not be updated,neither can i send pics to someone or download a video sent to my phone.note i have sufficient data and i can upload display pics for other social media
use another phone log in with you number
PhonesRe: Phone Engineers On Nairaland Willing To Assist You - Part II by benzems(m): 11:37pm On Sep 05, 2016
Lakerz009:
Plz I want to know how much it will cost me to fix/change a Samsung S4 broken front glass...
the LCD is about 29k
Glass about 4k
CelebritiesRe: Braless Yvonne Nelson At Movie Premiere (Photos) by benzems(m): 6:42pm On Sep 05, 2016
let her go join this club

http://benzems042..com.ng/2016/09/naked-restuarant-finally-unveils.html

is a better place for her
tongue tongue tongue tongue
SportsBrazil: How Neymar Was Attacked On Training Pitch by benzems(op): 3:39pm On Sep 04, 2016
Neymar, Dani Alves & Willian Attacked By Fans During BRAZIL Training!

Neymar

Things went scaring yesterday during Brazilian football team training section as fans forced their way inside the field to touch Neymar, Dani or Willian.
It was the quick intervention of security men that returned normalcy to the training pitch.





more info
http://benzems042..com.ng/2016/09/brazil-how-neymar-was-attacked-on.html

PhonesRe: Tweet Fight - Kenya Vs Nigeria Again - Hilarious Tweets by benzems(m): 4:44pm On Sep 03, 2016
Kenya is the most beautiful place I have seen

but i have a problem with them
i want go there to sell bleaching creams
but I was told by a friend that even ACID cannot bleach them
so what will I go there to sell,

they dont like wearing cloths because they live on top of hills and stone
no fan no ac

if you have something tell me
or let me start exporting charcoals to them?
PhonesRe: Tweet Fight - Kenya Vs Nigeria Again - Hilarious Tweets by benzems(m): 4:26pm On Sep 03, 2016
mummyson26:
(THE LAST TWITTER WAR BETWEEN NIGERIA AND KENYA)


#SomeoneTellNigeria Only in their movies a woman puts poison in her husbands food.And then taste it to know if its enough,without her dying

#SomeoneTellNigeria we are trending 4th worldwide, they are not even in the list, they need goodluck, oh they have him.

#someonetellNigeria that Ghosts dont look left and right before they cross roads like they do in their movies.

#SomeOneTellNigeria we use P-Spuare music in our schools to warn kids of cheap accent & poor grammar.”

#SomeOneTellNigeria We can disfigure P-Square to P-Rectangle or even P-Triangle





Kenyan women are beautiful, Nigerian women are handsome. #SomeOneTellKenya #SomeoneTellNigeria”

#SomeoneTellNigeria we can throw stones from Kenya and break that African Cup of Nation Trophy

Nigeria hates on our team when local stations have given them opportunity to grow their Naija movies .Madharau sana #SomeonetellNigeria

#someonetellnigeria we are tired of watching movies where one opens a casket and the corpse is sweating
#SomeoneTellNigeria that we appreciate the fact that their witchdoctors came up with skype via a bowl of water

Enugu is a city in Nigeria. In kenya Enugu is a monkey, but the E is silent.. #SomeoneTellNigeria

#SomeoneTellNigeria they’re only tweefing with us to learn english

Carol Mutoko is too bitter. #SomeoneTellNigeria they can have her for free.

#SomeoneTellNigeria this ain afrocinema we don continue shortly

#SomeoneTellNigeria that even if they score 50+1 goals,we won’t concede defeat

#SomeoneTellNigeria We all know that twitlonger was designed to accommodate their accent.” LMAO.

#SomeonetellNigeria there are four other vowels besides “O” ,..no seriously.

#SomeoneTellNigeria that Nigerian girls are 30 % weave, 30% makeup, 30% muscle and 10% breasts. No ass!”

#SomeonetellNigeria that Paul Muite has already watched the movies they are planning to release in November!””

#someonetellnigeria they should stop calling all their watchmen in their movies Musa

strange FACT: Nigerian women have hair on the breasts. #someoneTellNigeria”

#SomeoneTellNigeria we only say “Fufu” when someone has farted.

#SomeoneTellNigeria They are the best testimony that English came on a boat … “I GO TELL YOU” , who even talks like that?

#SomeoneTellNigeria its only in nigeria wea ‘u r finished’ is considered a big threat

#SomeoneTellNigeria when you shoot someone on the leg, blood does not come out of the mouth

#SomeonetellNigeria we export presidents to America, they export thieves and con artists.

#SomeoneTellNigeria we have KTN,NTV,KBC,Citizen and @RobertAlai

I hear your women’s lips are so big they can whisper in their own ear. #SomeoneTellNigeria

#SomeoneTellNigeria Its only a nigerian horror movie that ends with ‘To God Be The Glory'”

#SomeoneTellNigeria that their country is located in Africa’s armpit.

#SomeoneTellNigeria Kenyan women wear weaves to enhance beauty, Nigerian women wear weaves to confirm their gender.”

#SomeoneTellNigeria we no-longer use peugeot carz as police chase carz! Cumon!

Today kenya reduced 9ja to 1ja #SomeoneTellNigeria

#someoneTellNigeria their president is calld good luck, poor guy..

#someonetellnigeria to start googling “mlolongo” coz thats where your team will be staying when they come for the return leg.

#someonetellNigeria tht we are alarmed by their population, 161 million pple? Maybe we should send them condoms, instead of tweeting them!

#SomeoneTellNigeria LMAO doesn’t mean ‘Laughing My Ass Oga

#SomeoneTellNigeria So you call yourself @frenzychilly on twitter, but your real name is Trufena Chinwenwe Ukwunyambis..

#SomeoneTellNigeria it’s not moooni ..it’s Money!!!

#Someonetellnigeria Return leg u will spend at Sabina joy for all our hotels will be booked!!!

#SomeoneTellNigeria if KQ cut the flights they have to swim up to dubai

#SomeoneTellNigeria watulie ama tuwatumie susan wa #Tujuane

#SomeonetellNigeria its only in Naija movies where a blind woman tells her son “I see you have come””

#someonetellnig
i think you are the most foolish person in your village

look at this picture, the first day your father heard of plane passing

BusinessRe: Scammed By A Nigerian Friend In The US by benzems(m): 4:14pm On Sep 03, 2016
guy, i hope the contract is genuine
if not forget and move on,
otherwise go legal means with Interpol

i have somebody to help, if the business is not fraud
CrimeRe: We Bought Over 100 Exotic Cars From Robbers , Kidnappers (photos) by benzems(m): 4:04pm On Sep 03, 2016
NDDC NCAN branch
disappointed from herdsmen killing, raping and still
to Alhaji(s) stealing and selling exotic cars,
what next, selling Nigeria to Islam

PhonesRe: Phone Engineers On Nairaland Willing To Assist You - Part II by benzems(m): 10:15pm On Sep 02, 2016
Akin619:
Same problem here Please any solution
check imei
dial
*#06#
WebmastersRe: Ask Any Question On Blogging, SEO, Web & Social Media - OnlineMercenaries by benzems(m):
KvnqPrezo:
Lolz you did something like. Mobile='only' it's simple just use a mobile phone and login blogger then layout...remove one page gadget....note you can't use PC because you did mobile='only' comment if problem persists
let me try

thanks guy
never know is so easy

thanks

another question pls am changing my url name
will my google crawling starts afresh or continue
WebmastersRe: Ask Any Question On Blogging, SEO, Web & Social Media - OnlineMercenaries by benzems(m): 11:27pm On Sep 01, 2016
please help oooo
my blog is showing two hope pages on mobile view

but one on desktop view

http://benzems042..com

Science/TechnologyRe: Solar Eclipse Hits Nigeria (Video) by benzems(m): 8:30pm On Sep 01, 2016
PhonesRe: Phone Engineers On Nairaland Willing To Assist You - Part II by benzems(m): 1:02pm On Aug 31, 2016
baib:
Boss,

Good Morning...

Pls i need professional insight on my phone issue... I had an accident recently but am Alhamdulilah am fine now, my phone is now the issue cos no money to buy new.. The phone is samsung galaxy j7. During the cause of the accident my phone broke almost into two n i was told that the panel as broken dat it can't work again. But suddenly yesterdays morning it vibrate and ring the notification ringing because i set it aside wit battery inside.

The info i need is if panel is broken, can it still ring n vibrate? I will be glad if explain to..

I want to be clear on how the panel works. To know if i can still repair it.

Thanks
if the panel is broken it cant ring
take it to technician ask him to check the screen and display
PhonesRe: Phone Engineers On Nairaland Willing To Assist You - Part II by benzems(m): 6:24pm On Aug 30, 2016
Spy360:
Kindly tell me why cheap window phones are not good. I want to learn and also advice others. Thanks.

Cc Benzems
IF YOU MEAN Tabs
is made from substandard products
and the parts are always scarce and expensive
before you buy any phone, think of repair,
some samsung screen goes for 60k
what if you buy London used phone 30k and cracks the screen n somebody sat that the screen is 60k
PhonesRe: Phone Engineers On Nairaland Willing To Assist You - Part II by benzems(m): 11:24am On Aug 30, 2016
hidee20:
Please Engineers i need your help!
After removing the damaged touchscreen of my innjoo fire phone,the actual screen is no more displaying only shows the backlight(i havnt replace the touchscreen yet).
Could it be that I got the screen damaged(cos i removed it also before replacing it back) or the flex and chip i saw on the touchscreen controls the graphics or display(i saw these under the chip on the touchscreen flex 1)GND 2)SCL 3)SDA 4)VDD 5)INT 6)RST ).Thanks.
SCREEN IS DAMAGED
WebmastersRe: Ask Any Question On Blogging, SEO, Web & Social Media - OnlineMercenaries by benzems(m): 1:09am On Aug 30, 2016
OnlineMercenary:
Yes sure, we will recommend namecheap. In case you need help moving from host to host without compromising any value of your website, you can contact us to get it done for you. It won't be free, but it will be considerably inexpensive.
how to contact you

how much will it cost to change the url name
PhonesRe: Phone Engineers On Nairaland Willing To Assist You - Part II by benzems(m): 1:02am On Aug 30, 2016
bobo65:
Call me, let's me up if u r in lagos
Bobo65 can i get Samsung S5 screen from you and how much
PhonesRe: Phone Engineers On Nairaland Willing To Assist You - Part II by benzems(m): 1:00am On Aug 30, 2016
abat4real37:
Hello peeps, I'm having battery problem with my Motorola android. Can I get the original battery?
yes
RomanceRe: 22 Hidden Signs Of A Gay Nigerian Man by benzems(m): 10:29pm On Aug 29, 2016
if i swap you eeeeeeh
your head will small pass Buhari own

CareerRe: Masters In Engineering Or Professional Certification In Engineering by benzems(m): 4:48pm On Aug 28, 2016
oyeshina:
My dear prospective corp member, optimize any opportunity to get your project management professional (PMP) training during your service year. It's mostly subsidized for NYSC. Do the training and write the exams immediately.

Bros job will start looking for you.

This is my widow's mite info...
Easier said than done, i did many during my time, till now no job!

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