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Politics › Re: SARS Headquarters On Lockdown After Arrest Of Sacked DSS Boss In Abuja. Photos by Beorn: 6:36pm On Aug 07, 2018
Sealeddeal:
Is that the picture of SARS headquarter?
This country is a joke.
Serious joke. This country is a shithole!! I regret being born a Nigerian most times. SMH.
TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Beorn: 9:34am On Aug 02, 2018
newjosboy:
Nna, e roo heavy jare.
https://www DOT tfp DOT is/avengers-infinity-war-2018-480p-bluray-x264-tfpdl/

This one is not too heavy. Replace DOT with "." and join together to form a valid link.
TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Beorn: 7:55am On Aug 02, 2018
TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Beorn: 7:54am On Aug 02, 2018
dljbd1:
link to the blu-ray abeg cheesy
TfpdlDOTde

The "DOT" in the link should be ".". I added DOT to evade a ban.
TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Beorn: 7:52am On Aug 02, 2018
rawdpiper:
Where did you get the digital extras
TfpdlDOTde

The "DOT" in the link should be ".". I added DOT to evade a ban.
TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Beorn: 9:35pm On Aug 01, 2018
Ishilove:
Infinity war is out HD and they have finally thrown decorum to the wind. See as they are just spoiling the movie with startling alacrity
I regret downloading that movie in Web-DL, only for the Bluray version to come next day. Very annoying. I thought the Bluray would be coming out much later on.
TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Beorn: 5:34pm On Aug 01, 2018
krattoss:
Folks please I need an explanation..

Who is that shadow-like creature that handed Thanos that third stone where he sacrificed gammorah (the little one)??
That dude could be too strong for Thanos if he(Thanos) was to fight his way through?

And lastly,
Have we seen the last of loki, hulk?


And last last, isn't it the time GOD OF WAR is brought to the stage? undecided
Spoiler Alert.

He's called Red Skull. He's guardian of that place but he can't collect the stone for himself. He won't even fight Thanos as there would be no need for such scenario because Thanos or anyone for that matter can't collect the stone without a sacrifice of a loved one.
TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Beorn: 5:28pm On Aug 01, 2018
BlackManta:
SPOILER ALERT SPOILER ALERT

Okay i agree with the axe being on par with IG for now.

Doctor Strange sacrificing time stone to save Tony is not a plot hole.
Afterall, he looked into the future and saw one way to beat Thanos.
Maybe that one way involves Tony being alive.
So let's overlook that scenario.

Oh...i found yet another stupid thing in that moviecheesy

*picks up the mic...

Gamora is the only one that knows where soul stone is hidden.
Gamos knows that Thanos will get more powerful with soul stone and the universe is in much danger.

By analyzing this situation we can all agree that Gamora should stay as far away from Thanos as possible.
So that Thanos wont know her secret.

Infact Gamora should have followed Thor.
Or maybe help out in the Wakanda battle.

But Fvck NO!

Gamora went straight to Thanos like a brainless slowpoke.
Thanos captures Gamora.
Thanos gets to know her secret.
And...fiam!.....Thanos gets the soul stone.
Thank You Gamora....for making a stupid decision that doomed the entire uiniverse.

This is a familiar case of producers making characters look stupid so that the villain gets to win.

Which one is more stupid....

1
Hiemdall snubing Thor,Loki and space stone to save a stranger he met yesterday.

OR

2
Gamora handing Thanos the soul stone on a platter of gold.

And the award for most stupid thing in Infinity War goes to.....

*drops mic...
Spoiler Alert. Spoiler Alert.

LOL. You just dey vex. I think you missed a key point in that Gamora issue. Gamora and Co went to planet Knowhere with the intention of collecting the reality stone from The Collector before Thanos would get to him because Thor had already told them that it'd be Thanos next port of call. It's why Gamora told Quill to kill him in case Thanos gets to her. If she knew Thanos had already gotten the reality stone, she'd have bailed. So, Gamora didn't know that Thanos had already gotten there first, collected the reality stone and craftily waited for them to come. Thanos is very wise and knowledgeable. But I still think Gamora was stupid taking that risk knowing she'd be running away since Thanos would inevitably come for her to lead him to the soul stone even if they had gotten the reality stone before him. Then she'd have sacrificed her sister for the greater good and refuse to reveal the map of the stone to Thanos, or better still kill herself to conceal the map to the stone. grin grin

In the light of all these, I think it's option 1 that's the plot hole here, not Gamora's foolishness.
TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Beorn: 3:53pm On Aug 01, 2018
JackBizzle:
I couldn't agree more. 8/10.
But did you get James bond vibes?
The bad guy in the movie is also a James bond villian
The action movie happening across 3 different countries.
All Mission Impossible films gives off James Bond vibes.
TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Beorn: 3:52pm On Aug 01, 2018
BlackManta:
SPOILER ALERT SPOILER ALERT

SKIP THIS POST IF YOU HAVEN'T WATCHED INFINITY WAR!

Thor's power levels in infinity war was terribly inconsistent undecided

Let me elaborate.

SCENE 1 vs Thanos :
Thor gets beaten and subdued by Thanos who had only 1 stone.

SCENE 2 vs Thanos :
Thor beats Thanos and nearly kills him even though Thanos now has all 6 stones.

So are the producers trying to tell us that Thor can hold his own against Thanos who has all 6 stones but will get his ass handed to him by Thanos who has only 1 stonehuh
Spoilers Alert.

In the second scene, the axe Thor wield is different from the the axe that was destroyed in Thor Ragnarok. This axe is more powerful and was specifically designed to kill Thanos. It's the axe that can kill Thanos, that's why even with the 6 stones, Thanos couldn't stop it.

I enjoyed the movie at first but when i watched it again and again, i started picking the gaping plot holes.
Infact there are several plot holes in the movie.

Also Loki hands Thanos the Space Stone, making Thanos stronger and then Loki tries to attack Thanos with a kitchen knife....what a duncecheesy
Not only it. Why didn't Strange make the sacrifice of allowing Stark die at the hands of Thanos so that Thanos wouldn't get his hands on the time stone that enabled him turn back the hands of time and get the mind stone from Vision. I guess the he agreed to it after having seen there's one way of still defeating Thanos.
TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Beorn: 3:40pm On Aug 01, 2018
KoiceReloaded:
SPOILERS

The royal ass-whopping Thanos handed to him him humbled all the anger out of him to the extent that Banner couldn't manage to summon him on cue like before. grin
SPOILER ALERT. DON'T READ IF YOU HAVEN'T WATCHED AVENGERS

I swear, Thanos is fücking strong. I can't remember the last villain I respected this much. The Hulk that would inflict much pain on Thor in their battles, Thanos beat him up like a small kid. Without those stones, Thanos will still beat them one on one except for Thor with his axe and maybe Wanda/Dr. Strange. I even doubt Wanda and Dr Strange will stand him for long.
TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Beorn: 9:27am On Aug 01, 2018
mekaprime:
Deadpool 2 ...8/10
Genre: Action- Comedy

Movie was lit for me, I really enjoyed it & will definitely see it again.


The Accountant.. 7/10
Genre: action crime thriller

I totally loved the concept of this movie, it kinda gives viewers who has high- functioning form of autism hope that they could in fact live a normal life, irrespective of their low IQ. Ben Affleck really did an awesome job interpreting this role in the movie.
Nice movie. I totally enjoyed it.
TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Beorn: 9:22am On Aug 01, 2018
KoiceReloaded:
SPOILER ALERT

Tony Stark, Peter Parker, Thor, Doctor Strange and The Scarlet Witch were the strongest performers.

The team of Doctor Strange, Tony and Peter and the motley crew of GoTG would have defeated Thanos all by their lonesome, if only the man-child Starlord have had a better reign on his anger.

Tony made Thanos bleed, Doctor Wizard outfoxed Thanos several times with his sheer mastery of the dark arts. Peter was a like an annoying house fly to Thanos: swap him away, and he will be back buzzing around your ears in the next few seconds.

Scarlet witch was awesome, her power is tremendous.

But the real MVP is Thor. Thor's entrance in the "battle of Wakanda" gave me goosebumps, and if he had aimed for the head instead of heart, Thanos would have died instantly, gauntlet or not, and it would have ended the Avengers series right then and there. Thanos will not have recovered enough to wipe out half the universe with a snap of his fingers.

The best marvel movie to date.
SPOILER ALERT. ISHILOVE DON'T READ


I wonder why they were forgetting Iron Man - the only Avenger that made Thanos bleed apart from Thor's Wakanda scene injury to Thanos. Even Thanos admired his resilience. The directors had to keep Thanos alive for the part two hence the mistake of Thor aiming for the heart instead of the head.

The idìot of the movie was Star-Lord. The wimp couldn't reign his anger and destroyed the chance of weakening Thanos.
TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Beorn: 12:02am On Aug 01, 2018
BlackManta:
DC COMICS are not lagging behind.
It is their cimenatic universe that is lagging behind.

They may be making better movies but Marvel is nowhere near DC in Comic Books.

The new 52 comic book series was reigning back then.
And now DC is dominating again with Rebirth comic book series.

I cant even remember any Marvel comic book series.

Marvel make better movies.
But when it comes to comic books, DC beats them hands down.

N.B : There is a difference between cinematic universe and comic book universe.

DC cinematic universe may be lagging behind.

But saying that DC Comics is lagging behind is utter blasphemy.

No Comic book reader would ever say that.

You only watch movies, you know nothing about comics.
I meant their cinematic universe not the comics. You'd have known that since I was talking about the Avengers movie.
TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Beorn:
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TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Beorn: 10:42pm On Jul 31, 2018
oyetpel:
Were you not the one that rated it 3/10?
I don't get you.
The guy's very confused.

TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Beorn: 10:04pm On Jul 31, 2018
Elder001:
Siberia 3/10

The movie is complete bullshît.. Very boring and unromantic as it was tagged.


You people like giving negative reviews here.
You must be suffering from a rare kind of amnesia. Weren't you the fella that rated the same Siberia highly just a page back? huh

Elder001:
Siberia

7.8/10
TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Beorn: 9:56pm On Jul 31, 2018
After watching Avengers: Infinity War, you'll realise that DC Comics are seriously lagging behind. The gap between them is too ridiculous.

Avengers: Infinity War. 8/10.
TV/Movies › Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by Beorn: 3:07pm On Jul 31, 2018
rhukkie:
Thanks alot, it eventually worked with UC browser, I used chrome earlier. I appreciate
Yeah, I figured out that it's Chrome you're using. Chrome is good for browsing if you want to get that PC EFFECT, but for downloading? It sucks unless you attached an ADM to it. Ucweb and the current Operamini are faster for downloading.
TV/Movies › Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by Beorn: 11:26am On Jul 31, 2018
rhukkie:
I followed your instructions but then I can't go further, it's not just downloading. It's a mobile phone suitable version right? Pls help
You got the direction right and in that screenshot you posted, if you click on that download button, it'll lead to a next page where you'll see "create download link" button, and when you click on it, it'll start downloading. If it's not showing that next page which screenshot I attached below, then i don't know know where the problem is from. Maybe you'd try Ucweb or Operamini, both works for me on phone alongside Mozilla Firefox on PC.

I can give you another link if you want, but the format is in 780p (around 250mb each episode) unlike the link of Tfpdl which is 480p (around 190mb each episode). Both formats are very clear and comes with embedded subtitles.

TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Beorn: 11:19pm On Jul 30, 2018
Miller1:
Is anyone also having issues downloading from tfpdl.de or tfp.is when u try to download the page that is supposed to bring up the download links always shows an error. for example a link like this https://safetxt.us/hCjWYZ3uqVejuQbFH6rl
It's working perfectly on both my Operamini and Ucweb browsers. It's from your phone/browser not from Tfpdl.
TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Beorn: 3:05pm On Jul 30, 2018
Laurence1:
I can almost be certain that you're referring to Shia labeouf abi... I think we didn't recognize the him at first because he wasn't popular. cheesy
Correct answer. cheesy
TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Beorn: 3:05pm On Jul 30, 2018
troubleseller:
Bruh chill. I know it's the Scottish word for idiot. Everybody thinks everybody else is dumb now. Some people sha. And I wasn't trolling u. It was a joke. There's a difference. Learn to take things lightly. Don't be so hot headed. It's bad.
I didn't see it as a joke like the first one. It's bygone. Let's trash the matter.
TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Beorn: 3:03pm On Jul 30, 2018
KoiceReloaded:
Lolz. The funny thing is I didn't even notice your typo till he pointed it out. You know how a person's brain can read inadvertent consecutive words as a single entity in a sentence? That's exactly what happened here. My brain must have filled in the blanks without alerting my consciousness, probably armed with the fact that Scorsese is pronounced as Score-Say-Zi. The human brain is an amazing contraption.
The human brain is an amazing contraption. The fact that we're using just a minute percentage capacity of our brain underlines that fact.

Your first emboldened sentence reminds me of this pic.

https://static.independent.co.uk/s3fs-public/thumbnails/image/2016/02/22/19/jumbled.jpg?w968h681
TV/Movies › Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by Beorn: 10:38am On Jul 30, 2018
mosho2good:
where can I download the money heist season two English subtitles or where did u download the season two from.
Download it here:

https:// www.tfp.is /money-heist-complete-season-02-480p-webrip-x264-tfpdl/

Click on the download link, enter the captcha words and it'll show you the various links. Download the first 9 links, it's the episodes from 1 to 9. Don't bother about downloading the subtitles, it comes embedded with an English subtitle.

P.S: I spaced out the link above in order to avoid a ban. Remove the spaces and join them together when you copy and paste on your browser, and it becomes a functional link.
TV/Movies › Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by Beorn: 10:32am On Jul 30, 2018
mosho2good:
Please the season two subtitles of LA Cass de papel
where can I download it.
Go to Subscene dot com. Type in La Casa de Papel and you'll see the subtitles. Download the English version. It's comes in zip form and has all the 9 subtitles in each zip. Make sure to download about 4 or 5 of the zipped subtitles in order to have more options in case one of the subtitles is not in sync with a particular episode.
TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Beorn: 9:33am On Jul 30, 2018
KoiceReloaded:
He meant Scorsese. At least, that's how my brain read it.
Man wey sabi!! I knew you'd know what I meant to type. Chop knuckles.
TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Beorn: 9:30am On Jul 30, 2018
troubleseller:
#NoToAutocorrect. #LazyNigerianYouths
You well so? Eejit means idïot. I bet you didn't know that whilst you're quick to troll me. You can now add that to the list of new words you'll learn this week. You're welcome. wink
TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Beorn: 10:00pm On Jul 29, 2018
troubleseller:
Who is Scores?
LMAO. grin Auto-correct is an eejit. The fool changed SCORSESE to Scores.
TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Beorn: 6:44pm On Jul 29, 2018
KoiceReloaded:
He doesn't have the imagination and intellect of the two dynamos naa. Abeg let the man cut his cloth according to the size that will fit his small frame.
LOL. there's a chance that he might have the intellect, but he's very much okay settling for less as long as the money keeps coming in.

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