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Politics / Re: Miriam Keyamo Weds Desmond Ike (Photo) by Beosten(m): 6:34pm On Nov 25, 2019
...works in her brother's chamber; I bet her efficiency at work is below 50%.

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Politics / Re: Buhari Says He Won't Accept Underperformance From APC Governors by Beosten(m): 4:20pm On Nov 25, 2019
Please, the fruits on display in Jonathan's living room, are they for the guests or decorations? If they are for the guests, how come they are still there despite that guests besiege the place of recent? Can they allow me visit the expresident tomorrow?

Thank you!

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Trump’s Impeachment Hearing by Beosten(m): 11:37pm On Nov 24, 2019
In his next life, he won't be running his mouth anyhow.
Culture / Re: Would You Have Liked Coming To This World As A Different Tribesman? by Beosten(m): 9:46pm On Nov 24, 2019
obiekunie2:
if it happens that i am opportune to come this life seven times, and in any of the time it happens that i wont be an IGBO MAN, THEN I DON'T WANT TO COME BACK AT ALL!

IF ITS NOT IGBO - THEN I DON'T WANT TO BE ANY OTHER TRIBE!


MY ONLY REGRET IS COMING AS A NIGERIAN - I WISH I BELONG TO ANOTHER COUNTRY.

NDI IGBO DESERVES THEIR OWN SINGULAR NATION!

NDI IGBO AMAKA! cool

I won't deceive you, every tribe wants their own country. I can't stand to think that Yorubas in kogi won't be in Yoruba land if Nigeria breaks into three along the major rivers.
Culture / Would You Have Liked Coming To This World As A Different Tribesman? by Beosten(m): 9:26pm On Nov 24, 2019
I just don't know why I find it difficult entertaining the thought that I came to this world not as a Yoruba man. Despite loving Europeans, I don't envy them for their colors and races.

The pic below is my favorite of all time.

Foreign Affairs / Re: Sidama Emerged As New Federal Region In Ethiopia by Beosten(m): 9:08pm On Nov 23, 2019
iPod already jubilating on a more state created in Ethiopia.

It's not a new nation, but a new state like Osun state. Go school, they no gree.

Your f0olish zik fought to remove succession clause from the Constitution of Nigeria.

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Politics / Re: Ministry Of Interior, Federal Fire Service Partner Innoson by Beosten(m): 3:26pm On Nov 22, 2019
UdemeJoshua:



Pls anyone known where this guy live ,pls help inform the family to chain him before he enter market.

Another idiot came to nairaland.

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Politics / Re: PDP To Probe Bayelsa And Kogi Elections And Those Who Cost Them Victory by Beosten(m): 8:09am On Nov 22, 2019
You want to self-destruct be that.

Tinubu for 2023. Eni Sango t'oju e wolè ko ni bawon bu oba koso.

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Politics / Re: Ministry Of Interior, Federal Fire Service Partner Innoson by Beosten(m): 8:00am On Nov 22, 2019
If no fire incident occurs for 100 years in Nigeria, that means firefighters received salaries for a lifetime without lifting a finger.

Instead of employing over 50k fire service personnel across the country, employ 10 prayer warriors to pray against fire outbreak. grin grin

Are we not a religious nation again?

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Politics / Re: Maina Bleeds In Court, Judge Warns Against Drama by Beosten(m): 7:56am On Nov 22, 2019
Why is my role model behaving like this? grin

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Politics / Re: Reno Omokri Apologizes To Toyin Saraki For Comparing Her With Queen Elizabeth by Beosten(m): 8:34pm On Nov 21, 2019
abbaapple:
angry



Reno O-mockery is becoming useless And irrelevant to the society! Spits

Lol. You're not serious at all. So the boy's head is now a mirror reflecting images of the sky and aircraft?
Crime / Re: Justice Chioma Nwosu-Iheme: Uniformed Policemen Kidnapped Me, Killed My Orderly by Beosten(m): 7:22pm On Nov 21, 2019
.The Good Samaritan

Justice Nwosu-Iheme took the first one. She was wearing a boo-boo, not comfortable for such a ride “This is my first time of taking an Okada.Please, take it easy, she appealed. He asked what they were doing at that lonely stretch. She told him they were kidnap victims, and asked to be dropped where she could get a taxi.

The motorcyclist turned out to be the biblican good Samaritan. He refused to take money from her. “Madam, they kidnap you, you came out, and you wan pay me. No ma.” Good young man, he waited until a taxi, carrying no other passenger came. She insisted on being the only occupant in any taxi.

Nwosu-Iheme was so touched by the man’s kindness that she asked him to write his phone number somewhere for her.

“For your kindness to me, when I get back to my family alive, by the grace of God, you will not be an Okada rider again. I will help you in life”, she told the motorcyclist. She is sticking to that promise.


How I wished I was the okada rider!
What my B.Tech can't do for years, Bajaj two-wheeler did it in 10 minutes for a rider.

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Politics / Re: Throwback: I Don't Care If Obaseki Betrays Me - Oshiomhole by Beosten(m): 6:57pm On Nov 21, 2019
He means he already has a deterrent in the bag in case he betrays him.

Tinubu also knows how to upset Buhari but shindren of hate think otherwise.
Politics / Re: Ize-Iyamu, Bright Omokhodion, Festus Ebea, others dump PDP for APC by Beosten(m): 6:19pm On Nov 21, 2019
Ghenghen Game on!

Obaseki preparing to dive into a sublime rift between voicemail and Omokri's new haven. He shall not be missed.

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Politics / Re: Akpabio And The Forty Thieves by Beosten(m): 6:09pm On Nov 21, 2019
I no say e no corrupt but contractor issuing 20% cheques is a lie. He can't be foolish enough not to cover his track.
Music/Radio / Re: Why Angelique Kidjo Is Burna Boy’s Biggest Threat In Grammy Awards Category by Beosten(m): 12:13pm On Nov 21, 2019
Burna boy may get burnt by this boyish-looking, baldheaded band leader of a Kidjo.

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Politics / Re: DPR Discovers Illegal Petroleum Refineries In Kano by Beosten(m): 10:06am On Nov 21, 2019
Next news feed: FEC APPROVED $1B FOR KANO CLEANUP

Oversense no go kill me

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Family / Re: . by Beosten(m): 9:07pm On Nov 19, 2019
If you don't have Ph.D yourself, don't try it. Every tactic is fair in war; she will likely insult you during a fight, bragging about her achievement. After the fight, you won't be able to forget the insult even after her apology.
Travel / Re: ‘Di Asa’ Winner, PM, kicked off Emirates flight to Dubai for being too Fat by Beosten(m): 6:21pm On Nov 19, 2019
isthatso:


because we are still trying to deal with real emergencies like malaria and tyhoid. if you are fat you have money for food...you are not poor...sort yourself out.

Oversense will not kee you
Travel / Re: ‘Di Asa’ Winner, PM, kicked off Emirates flight to Dubai for being too Fat by Beosten(m): 6:00pm On Nov 19, 2019
Why

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Health / Re: 11.6kg Skin Removed From The Body Of A Cosmetic Surgery Patient In Lagos (Graphi by Beosten(m): 9:17pm On Nov 18, 2019
O ga o
Politics / Re: Sagbama, Hometown Of Dickson Celebrates APC Victory by Beosten(m): 7:39pm On Nov 18, 2019
Who did PDP offend? Enh

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Celebrities / Re: Bbnaija: Chloe Shows Massive Cameltoe In New Pictures, Fans React by Beosten(m): 7:19pm On Nov 18, 2019
Women flaunt camel toe but men don't flaunt their cassava...why?
Politics / Re: David Lyon Declared Winner Of Bayelsa Governorship Election by Beosten(m): 5:04am On Nov 18, 2019
Mourning thread for pdp

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Politics / Re: Ghana's President Have Dinner With President Buhari At Aso Rock Villa. by Beosten(m): 4:49am On Nov 18, 2019
Hunger resetting Ghana's brain since 1869

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Politics / Re: INEC Declares APC Winner Of Bayelsa Governorship Election by Beosten(m): 4:44am On Nov 18, 2019
Ebi de si pdp ni bayelsa.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Lagos State Teachers Recruitment 2019 - 2020 (How To Apply) by Beosten(m): 7:53pm On Nov 16, 2019
jeruzi:
I tried uploading the passport I scanned 13kb but it said that it was wrong format. Please which format of passport did you use?

JPEG.

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Health / Re: HIV Prevalence In South East Above National Average by Beosten(m): 3:18pm On Nov 14, 2019
Cumtroller:
Useless Post by a bastard Afonja!!!

The local and International community knows the Headquarters of HIV in Nigeria is in the South West.

In a WHO study, 1 in 5 women sampled in Osun State were carriers of the deadly Virus. Only thing these God forsaken daughters of oduduwa know is to spread their legs wide for Man and Animal. Disease riddled things.

Afonjas Ajoka, Igbo Amaka!!!

All prostitution joints in Yoruba land have igbo prostitutes.

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Celebrities / Re: Moment Tonto Dikeh Declare Her Love For Tunde Ednut. VIDEO by Beosten(m): 8:29am On Nov 14, 2019
tohyorsih2:



Why you too dey lie like this?

Lol. I haven't eaten this morning na.
Politics / Re: We Will Monitor Bayelsa Governorship Election Closely - U.S by Beosten(m): 8:27am On Nov 14, 2019
Upon all monitor and janitor, did atiku cum?

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