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Politics / Re: President Buhari Celebrates 30 Years Of Marriage by Beosten(m): 9:42am On Dec 02, 2019
We put so much stress on women bearing much children for us. My wife hear wheen in her first preggy.
Car Talk / Re: How Was Your First Driving Experience? by Beosten(m): 9:36am On Dec 02, 2019
The farm's vehicle is of automatic transmission. As the manager, I asked the driver to show me the trotle, brake and gear systems. Then I started the vehicle and sped off. Simple as abc.
Family / Re: My Friend's Father Is A Ghost!! by Beosten(m): 10:48pm On Dec 01, 2019
zinaunreal:
Guy a 69 year old would still be a kid in the war not even able to pick up a riffle

My Yoruba father fought in the war and he's 73 today.

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Family / Re: My Friend's Father Is A Ghost!! by Beosten(m): 10:43pm On Dec 01, 2019
Ishilove:

How can you arrange a funeral for someone who technically isn't even supposed to be existing?

How can a ghost produce sperm to fecundate a living female??

It's only in this type of thread where we go see una. Ahan

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Politics / Re: Tinubu Mother Abibatu Magaji Made A Banner For Awolowo On His Release - Photo by Beosten(m): 8:11pm On Dec 01, 2019
AirFireEarthH20:
Awolowo will be weeping in his grave seeing the tribalism he started how it's has grown so huge in Nigeria today. He kicked against Zik becoming the Premier of Western Region by doing midnight meeting and bribing Yorubas to cross over to his party overnight.

Awo was not a great man, he was only a regional tribal chief. Akintola, Remi Kayode were greater than Awo because they were Nationalists
. God forbids bad thing
Politics / Re: Buhari Will Lose Power In 2019 — Dino Melaye (Throwback Video) by Beosten(m): 6:13pm On Dec 01, 2019
SaintLucia:
Lol


Are you sure this is how it was reported by that Twitter handle? I was rolling on the floor reading this.
Fashion / Re: Beauty Etsanyi Tukura Wins Miss Nigeria 2019 Pageant by Beosten(m): 4:51pm On Dec 01, 2019
phantom:
So we gon act like we didnt see that chick in red snapping away.... wink
Congrats to the winner by the way... cool

Sharp eye u gat. That's the only thing that caught my attention
Politics / Re: Protest Rocks Port-harcourt by Beosten(m): 12:48pm On Dec 01, 2019
They could have been shot in the creek long ago, or gather some fortunes through kidnapping, but accepted to be trainees in a country where jobs after graduation is practically non-existent.

I will gladly dash you my B.Tech cert if you need it.
Romance / Re: Who Knows The Answer To This Popular Question? by Beosten(m): 8:57pm On Nov 30, 2019
Rgade:

Hmm not sure I follow your logic.

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Romance / Re: Who Knows The Answer To This Popular Question? by Beosten(m): 8:24pm On Nov 30, 2019
The question should be "what's is the strategy needed to make your wife weep once in a week without lifting a finger or denying her necessary things of life?" I'm an expert in this. And I have never been indicted by any sane listener or judge.

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Family / Re: His Wife Always Gets Angry Because He Leaves The Bed by Beosten(m): 8:07pm On Nov 29, 2019
FrLukas:


You should understand that she's complaining about your man part. That it's too small and you're probably more interested in pressing your phone than pressing her.

No go DT side o. I be chakie Chan on bed
Culture / Re: Supreme Court Removes Prominent Oyo Monarch, Eleruwa Of Eruwa by Beosten(m): 1:42pm On Nov 29, 2019
Won ni laiku ekili, enikan kii fi awo re da gbedu (unless the he-goat dies, no one can make a gbedu drum from its skin".) This adage has been demystified by our modern justice system.
Family / Re: His Wife Always Gets Angry Because He Leaves The Bed by Beosten(m): 8:54am On Nov 29, 2019
Nickisindigo:
this your doctor

She told doctor she wants me to be chubby, dt I lean small.

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Celebrities / Re: Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey Says He's Moving To Africa For At Least 3 Months In 2020 by Beosten(m): 8:39am On Nov 29, 2019
Mosquito go reset im brain. Thank God I don grow immunity against malaria. If dem mosquito like, let them bite me till tomorrow, I no go shift
Family / Re: His Wife Always Gets Angry Because He Leaves The Bed by Beosten(m): 8:30am On Nov 29, 2019
He should not mind her. That's how most of them behave. My own is that I press phone till around 1am. Wife would wake up and tell me to come and sleep. She told our doctor that I stay awake at night. Doctor then told her to be seizing my phone after 10pm

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Politics / Re: Ugwuanyi Inspects Nnamdi Azikiwe's Residence Renovated By Enugu State Government by Beosten(m): 7:55am On Nov 29, 2019
The man that removed secession clause from the Constitution. This is the man iPob should disgrace.
Celebrities / Re: Black Face Apologises To 2baba by Beosten(m): 5:55pm On Nov 28, 2019
Dindinrin, e no get money but e wan fight who get money.
Romance / Re: Why Do Ladies Hate Small Weddings by Beosten(m): 5:47pm On Nov 28, 2019
mezarddinny:
Should we say Big Weddings are an expression of the poverty mentality of the black man



You just showed how shallow your thinking is, expensive weddings is not only in black culture, in fact it is in every culture, people all over the world are known to throw extravagant weddings. Weddings in indian culture is such a big affair that it is done in days or even weeks and the whole neighbourhood is shut down.


You need to improve your self esteem and the way you think about black people, every race has people who behave in a crude and belligerent way, it is not only black race. There aren't any ills that only happen in the black culture. Before labelling black people as bad because of what other people do, try to read more on it, reading won't kill you.

Who send this one all the story above? And if you check well, e no fine.
Politics / Re: This Is What Reno Said About Tacha And What Politicians Can Learn From Her by Beosten(m): 5:40pm On Nov 28, 2019
Unnecessary hatred earned Tacha the fame. Me who had neva been fan of celebrities now follow Tacha.

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Politics / Re: Fayose Attacks Sowore In Detention by Beosten(m): 5:32pm On Nov 28, 2019
Fayose will soon join Yele in the gulag since that he also cyberstalked Baba during the buildup to 2015 election.

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Politics / Re: Sanwo-Olu Honours Chaplain Femi Taiwo, Sacked After Encounter With Ambode’s Wife by Beosten(m): 11:10am On Nov 28, 2019
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Liverpool Vs Napoli: UCL (1 - 1) On 27th November 2019 by Beosten(m): 9:43pm On Nov 27, 2019
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Politics / Re: Lagos Govt Restricts VIOs From Morning Operation, Gives Reason by Beosten(m): 9:23pm On Nov 27, 2019
Well, I own a bike and will not wait for those idiots again. The day policemen extorted me was the day I vowed that I will never wait for any uniformed operative again. VIO has Ph.D in extortion.

Their intentional or accidental discharges will rather kill their wives or children, not me. Shikena!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Tottenham Hotspur Vs Olympiacos: UCL (4 - 2) On 26th November 2019 by Beosten(m): 10:31pm On Nov 26, 2019
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Tottenham Hotspur Vs Olympiacos: UCL (4 - 2) On 26th November 2019 by Beosten(m): 10:15pm On Nov 26, 2019
Elbone2:

Baba na when my ticket Don dey Hang u dey come tell me?!Abeg I need magic now.
I don forget say this Josing Boringho dey only good for pre match interviews.Chai Arm robber bus wet dey head onitsha main I enter so.

Tote don equalize na
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Tottenham Hotspur Vs Olympiacos: UCL (4 - 2) On 26th November 2019 by Beosten(m): 10:13pm On Nov 26, 2019
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Sports / Re: Throwback Picture Of Super Eagles Team by Beosten(m): 10:07pm On Nov 26, 2019
moshoodn:
Wow.... Speechless...

I sight you, Oliseh!

Oliseh once scored from the midfield.

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Sports / Re: Throwback Picture Of Super Eagles Team by Beosten(m): 10:04pm On Nov 26, 2019
When Nigeria had a real football team. See taribo west for that corner

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Tottenham Hotspur Vs Olympiacos: UCL (4 - 2) On 26th November 2019 by Beosten(m): 10:03pm On Nov 26, 2019
Olympiacos ehn

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Tottenham Hotspur Vs Olympiacos: UCL (4 - 2) On 26th November 2019 by Beosten(m): 9:51pm On Nov 26, 2019
Elbone2:
I was going to put my money on Olympiacos but coz I heard boringho was the new manager went for Tottenham...Now, It's looks like Tottenham are playing against Barca.

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Family / Re: Men Have Become More Randy, Intolerant And Abusive Than Before. by Beosten(m): 8:16pm On Nov 25, 2019
The society knows the devils women can become before it invented a shaming system for the unmarried ones.

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Politics / Re: Buhari Says He Won't Accept Underperformance From APC Governors by Beosten(m): 7:31pm On Nov 25, 2019
Ebios:

l don't want to sound offensive.
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But l hope u don't carry hate in ur heart? U will suffer it alone if u don't drop it.
What is the connection between this post and Jonathan?
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Guy, u are hitting below the belt.
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How old are you?

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