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Science/Technology / Re: Man Attempts To Fly A Locally Made Helicopter (video) by Beosten(m): 11:46am On Sep 18, 2022
ThrustReverser:
I'm sure the cross-section of that his rotor is not even shaped as an airfoil not to talk of being inclined at an angle of attack. How do you expect the 'ox' standing fan blade to generate lift undecided
Someone should give him Rajput's fluid mech. text cry



Fluids Mechanics, the nightmare of engineering students. Lautech that year
Religion / Re: If Colonial Masters Didn't Introduce Christianity Will We All Have Gone To Hell by Beosten(m): 9:51am On Sep 18, 2022
Kobojunkiee:
No, we would all not go to Hell. Instead, scripture says that those who die as unbelievers will perish in the grave. God's Judgement for all unbelievers... all who do not believe in Him.. is as follows...... From dust, you(mind, body, and soul) were made and to dust, you(mind, body, and soul) shall return.... Genesis 3 vs 19 - 22. undecided


Christians are very funny people. See interpretation, mehn.

I resigned from being a pastor in Winners Chapel. In all my years as a preacher, I never heard of this. I've read works from Myles Munroe, Kenneth Hagin, Copeland, Youngi Cho, Bonnke, etc but this assertion of yours is a bombshell.


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Religion / Re: Anglican Priest, Rev. Ogbuchukwu Lotanna, Resigns, Forms Polygamous Movement by Beosten(m): 11:13am On Sep 11, 2022
My comrade rebel.
Religion / Re: Is It Right To Address Bishops As Lords? by Beosten(m): 10:04am On Sep 11, 2022
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They preach humility but keep giving their selves some stupid titles.


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Politics / Re: Australia Proclaims King Charles III As Head Of State by Beosten(m): 9:57am On Sep 11, 2022
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So, Australia is a colony of Britain?

While Biafrans are still finding some axes to grind with British monarchy, New Zealand and Australia swore allegiance to Britain.



Can we pass this contraption back to Britain, too?

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Religion / Re: Jesus Will Not Return Until These Things Happen by Beosten(m): 9:56am On Sep 11, 2022
Christians can be extremely gullible.

Bible is one the best literary pieces of all time. Well designed to keep fuuls in darkness for a long time.


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Politics / Re: Tinubu Set To Steal The Show As Wike Continues To Criticize PDP by Beosten(m): 8:47pm On Sep 10, 2022
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'Pepper dem geng' is the original name of this Wike guy. C'mon!





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Foreign Affairs / Re: Twitter Deletes Uju Anya's Tweet Wishing Queen Elizabeth II Excruciating’ Death‘ by Beosten(m): 7:11pm On Sep 09, 2022
Free expression... Nothing is actually free in Freetown.

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Romance / Re: Why Do Most Nigerian Guys Do This? by Beosten(m): 7:00pm On Sep 09, 2022
Natbrowny:


U just called ursef silly and stupid. Coz u just repeated wat she's tryna point out.

U no get sense ooo. In trying to probably make her give u her number or audience. U just typed nonsense and mocked ursef.

Dumbass.


You are the dumb one here. That post was intentional. A form of joke.
Politics / Re: Military Bombs Terrorists At Boko Haram Fighters' Funeral In Borno by Beosten(m): 11:32am On Sep 08, 2022
FreeStuffsNG:
This is the signature PMB is known for right from his military days.

He would have approved the bombing without thinking twice. Buhari shows no mercy to terrorists and enemies of Nigeria.

Buhari will chase you into the hole if you take up arms against Nigeria or threaten our economic/sovereign national interest even if you are hiding overseas.
God bless Nigeria.
check my signature for free stuffs!

After how many years in power that Buhari is just showing his signature?
Romance / Re: How To Say "I Love You" In Different Languages by Beosten(m): 11:01am On Sep 08, 2022
I once dated a girl from Akwa Ibom.

She said MI UMA FIEN means I LOVE YOU.

She said AMA MIEN means I LOVE YOU TOO.

Can't remember those words vividly.
Sports / Re: Chelsea Sack Thomas Tuchel by Beosten(m): 11:21am On Sep 07, 2022
Lestatdelioncou:
They should better go and beg Mourinho . Since he swore for them truly their luck has gone down the drain


The first time I became a football fan by going to where fans always argue in Lautech that year, the first thing I heard was ,"No Mourinho, no Chelsea. I became Arsenal fan, though. I later switched to Barca. Now, I follow Roma games.
Romance / Re: Dreadlocks: Two Ladies Rejected Me Because Of This by Beosten(m): 9:54am On Sep 07, 2022
Messi1:
Two ladies rejected me in different occasions simply because I'm naturally dreaded.


I wanted to cut it but people say if I cut it I will die.

If you check my profile, you can see that I'm a priest of the gods.

I can help you check whether you should cut it or not or the time in your life that you should cut it.
Travel / Re: Nigerians Arriving Dubai Are Detained And Their Passports Seized (Video) by Beosten(m): 7:10am On Sep 01, 2022
If it's you, will you allow accumulation of cultists in a sane clime?

Thank you jare, UAE.

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Career / Re: What Do You Advise Me To Do? by Beosten(m): 10:08pm On Aug 31, 2022
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Education / Three Reasons Why ASUU Strike Should Not Be A Source Of Concern To Nigerians by Beosten(m): 1:11pm On Aug 31, 2022
My assertions are mostly based on the availability of alternatives and the fact that Nigerian project already seems irredeemable, despite all the efforts of the so-called past heroes at the expense of their health infrastructures.

1. Nigeria's Critical Sectors Won't Be Affected

Defense: There are special schools run by this ministry tasked with maintaining territorial integrity of Nigeria. The tentacles of ASUU can't find their ways to those schools as long as the country exists.

Health: There are private teaching hospitals churning out medical personnel every year. Don't be tempted to say that they won't be enough to handle emerging cases in this sector; greater percentage of Nigerians can't afford their services in the first place. A lot of people around me visit quacks for their medical services. Let the rich patronise hospitals manned by professionals.

Agriculture: This sector only needs ASUU for innovations. You and I know that the word 'innovation' is alien to Nigeria. Artificial insemination was not discovered by Nigerian scientists. Which of the hybrid food crops is a cerebral product of Nigerians? If there is any, I can't recollect; I only studied agriculture to pass exams and I became a graduate of Animal Production and Health in 2011.

2. Greater Percentage of Learning Aspects Don't Require Physical Teachers

I was in Lautech for five years to study Animal Production and Health and the only time I wrote lecture notes was in 300 level when the lecturer that taught Pasture Management said she would assign marks to students by submitting their notes. I simply collected the notes from a friend, wrote everything and submitted it same day. I scored 72% in the course. See attachment below.

Lecture attendance was almost nonexistent because I couldn't afford to be in school. No parents. My brother struggled to pay my tuition fees of 40k between 2006 and 2011 per year, while I was always away from school for survival. Tests, laboratory practicals and exams were the only reasons you would see me in the school. I missed a lot of tests and practicals but never missed exams.

During our farm year, when we were supposed to be at the university farm for many weeks including Sundays, a certain health challenge I suffered from 100 level saved me. I had been plagued by incessant headache from year one in the university. At a point, I was receiving advice from the social services department of the university health center. When I started the farm experience, my health deteriorated. One very compassionate Pastor Shalom in that social services department obtained a referral letter for me to take to UCH, Ibadan. That letter was an official permission to leave the farm. Without any treatment at UCH, headache and other symptoms disappeared immediately after my graduation.

For some courses, I laid my hands on their books just three days to the examinations and still did very well.

If you want to study courses like Medicine and Surgery, Chemical Engineering etc, go to private schools. If you cannot afford tuition fees of those schools, those that can afford the fees will fill the void.

3. Teeming Population of Nigerian Youths Don't Rely on Certificates After All.

I don't have to tell you much about the menace of the fraudulent schemes known as 'Yahoo'. Secondary school students now see it as the fastest way out of poverty and for survival. Even as a priest of the gods, one little boy "run me street" just last week. He came to me for prayers to the gods having bought some items for prayers. I was supposed to state his bill, but being someone that looked very jaundiced, I agreed to conduct free prayers for him at my shrine using the items he brought. I had already started the process at the time I asked for his name. He quickly showed me the name of a white guy from his Facebook chat. He obviously couldn't pronounce the name better than I did. He recorded the ritual, which I'm sure he sent to the unsuspecting white man. From what I have read online, this branch of 'Yahoo' is called IFA. They would pose as priests of the gods from Africa and claim that they offer spiritual healings.

About ninety percent of those messaging me would start with an usual line that reads: "do you do 'jazz' for 'Yahoo' boys?" Your desire to be an uncompromising herbalist will vanish into thin air the day you need money to confront a pressing need and you wake up to the usual message of "jazz for Yahoo boys".

The core fabric of our national life has been damaged beyond repair. Educational opportunities have been around since the days of Awolowo and Zik, but today, we still have deadly thugs roaming our streets unapologetically. It's a Nigerian phenomenon of egregious appropriation of what is not on offer.

Culture / Re: Nigeria Bans Foreign Models & Voice-Over Artists In Advertisements by Beosten(m): 6:39pm On Aug 30, 2022
Good development

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Romance / Re: What Did You Learn From Your Last Relationship? by Beosten(m): 4:22pm On Aug 17, 2022
Money is the answer to every rubbish out there.

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Phones / Re: I Think My Redmi 8a Phone Was Hacked by Beosten(m): 9:54pm On Aug 15, 2022
Bodmum:
you are putting your girlfriend and Bunmi at risk here.


Thanks, bro
Phones / I Think My Redmi 8a Phone Was Hacked by Beosten(m): 9:32pm On Aug 15, 2022
A hacker hacked my Facebook account and my account was locked.

Facebook asked me to verify it's me when I tried logging in.

I have two step verification enabled. That means you need my phone number before you can login to my account. But I noticed the interface of my calling app changed 3 days ago without me doing any update. Check the new look below.
Family / Re: Guys Please Don't Marry Made Ladies [case Study Inside] by Beosten(m): 2:47pm On Jul 18, 2022
Jovialjune1:



Yet you are the one here remembering it all and wailing, so you see........

Lol. I used that example to show how stupid some of you guys can be.

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Family / Re: Guys Please Don't Marry Made Ladies [case Study Inside] by Beosten(m): 8:25am On Jul 18, 2022
Duchessree:
Omo na wa o, you can never please men.
You work and earn a living for yourself - problem

You decide to depend on them- double wahala

angry

My ex-wife said she didn't like our former apartment because she often fought with neighbors and said we must leave the place. I told her that we had 5 months left and that I had not gathered money for a new house rent. She said she would find the money.

She paid for the new apartment. There was a day I used a spiritual perfume on myself. She asked when did I start using perfume and which kind of perfume it was. I told her it was for prayer. She flared up and said I must find a new apartment where using prayer perfume would be tolerated. I left her forever.

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Politics / Re: "You Can Not Record Me" Aregbesola Spotted "Arguing" With Nigerian In America by Beosten(m): 7:30am On Jul 17, 2022
SisterFire:
So sorry I was carried away !!! My soul has many things on it .Take care I wanna meditate before my meals

You are still building your powers.... Who doesn't?
Politics / Re: Osun Governorship Elections: PDP Claims Victory by Beosten(m): 8:08pm On Jul 16, 2022
Lol. Wetin be my own. I don't make comments on politics.

Make I no say what will pitch me against admirers.

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That's the posture people selling things or services should adopt.

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Politics / Re: PDP Sues INEC, APC, LP, Seeks Tinubu, Obi’s Disqualification by Beosten(m): 7:16am On Jul 15, 2022
PDP wants to bind APC and LP by their words.

The statement is easy to defeat in court. Tinubu needs to tell the court that shortly after nominating his running mate, the said running mate told him that he didn't want to be his running mate. That was the reason he hinted in the media that the guy was just 'holding the place' for whoever is going to replace him. And that the guy eventually submitted his withdrawal letter.
Religion / . by Beosten(m): 8:30pm On Jul 10, 2022
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Religion / Re: Why I Resigned From My Job As A Pastor In Winners Chapel And Became A Babalawo by Beosten(m): 10:55am On Jun 07, 2022
Fairbanks:


The guy that quoted u has not known whom he quoted. Oya he should respond to this now and should let's see his mental capability. Bunch of foolish young kids the schools are raising nowadays.

Baba Deluty, e no know where we were coming from ni. How your side na.
Crime / Re: Husband And Wife Sell Only Son For N180,000 In Calabar (photo) by Beosten(m): 2:54am On Jun 07, 2022
okrikaboi:

Checked back and forth it's not on the thread


Check this pic

Crime / Re: Husband And Wife Sell Only Son For N180,000 In Calabar (photo) by Beosten(m): 11:43pm On Jun 06, 2022
okrikaboi:
Sir Beosten it is with a heavy heart that I am writing to you. I wish I was younger when I could diligently write out my heart here. I need your help. I would never ask for money not from a Babalawo or a Pastor I just need answers, I want to know why everyone else is doing better than I am while I am stagnant, my intentions are good my head is sane. I know I am not better or any less than others but seriously even the smallest gets paid but I am still in the trenches. Who did I offend? I have so little yet I give to those in need sometimes I give all. I do not forcefully take from others I am kind to elders and children love me. Why must I remain insignificant in the scheme of things. Like God when I cry on his altar you too might neglect me I'm proud that I tried all the same. Enjoy your life


Check page 1 of this thread for my WhatsApp number
Religion / Re: Why I Resigned From My Job As A Pastor In Winners Chapel And Became A Babalawo by Beosten(m): 11:38pm On Jun 06, 2022
MonsterLoader:



Baba I need confirmed osole. How can I contact u?

Check documents in page 1 of the thread for my number
Religion / Re: Why I Resigned From My Job As A Pastor In Winners Chapel And Became A Babalawo by Beosten(m): 1:14am On Jun 06, 2022
ArcSEMPECJ:


The devil never goes to cheap people , he goes to people with greatness....
Devil was looking at God to hand him over all powers but was surprised that God has to create a mere mortal and gave him Dominion over the earth , all living things and he Satan is on earth to take away any gift of God from man that God has called to serve him or bring glory to his name.....

Leave the guy, this is not his battle , this is the battle of God.....

WHO IS THE DEVIL TO CHALLENGE GOD

Your friend is a great man of God......he is only encountering another level of training from God...

Remember, God owns all things including the Spirit he has gone home to serve.....

So he is on a training .....another dimension of training....

Lol. Kids don't talk this way; you're probably older. The case of Elihu is different, though. When all three friends of Job had nothing to say anymore, Elihu said, "I had thought age should speak; advanced years should teach wisdom. But it is the spirit in a person, the breath of the Almighty, that gives them understanding."
Religion / Re: Why I Resigned From My Job As A Pastor In Winners Chapel And Became A Babalawo by Beosten(m): 1:01am On Jun 06, 2022
Fairbanks:


Hmmmm..... I'm still speechless because u are my friend from childhood. From village to BHS Iwo to Lautech I understand d hell this life has thought us. Well , I won't judge u due to my broad experience about life. Becoming babalawo does not mean u have missed heaven and beeing a pastor does not guarantee ur heaven as well, both are just religions. But my friend u should av thought about Luke 9:62 and Proverbs 24:10 even Job 22 : 21-28, Psalm 16:4 before taking ur step. You were the one that first thought me 2nd Corinthians 10:4-6 when we were in SS2, which I'm using to fight my own batles till today. I wonder where you dropped those weapons when u needed them most, I wonder where u kept ur faith and that lionheart of studying and quoting words of God. I couldn't even believe this d first day ur wife called me to inform me about this matter, I thought I was dreaming. I know ur level of spirituality even from Foursquare Gospel church in our secondary school days where we both performed as choirs including ur elder Bros our leader then. I know u have been through a lot but why forgetting so fast. Let me remind u that a total stranger has paid ur school fees in 300l in University and this is who u don't know till today, abi u av forgotten that testimony when I visited u in ur house at Gaa masifa that day? Indeed this JESUS has never disappointed u, u are the one betraying him in this manner. U are an orphan I know but Jesus is there for u friend. Pls think deeply because it is indeed complex to serve gods than to serve Living GOD. If u think about those wolves in sheep's clothes u might miss ur road. Know ur God whom u serve is my message to all believers. Indeed battle is not always for the strong and race is not always for the swift but time and chances happen to them all. (Sobs) Shalom.


Deluty, see im hed like isu igangan.

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