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gfon:
did u see the MD With ladder and plier?

Oponu ni e. Who will give order to those carrying pliers?

friday2011:
No mind dem...

Abi d guy dey follow engineers repair power line wey get issue? E wan con dey use "MD PHED" bobo my correct guy, my guy give am back as e dey hot... No time

E possible say na in woman friend e dey find go so...

I can imagine d kain smile wey go dey dose PHED staffs dem face as dem hear this news... Like: 'no be our oga wey no dey gree comeout'

See this mumu, is it not the leadership of PHED that orders engineers around? Ode

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Chosen1984:
Re-Arranged in Order of Importancey

See grammar!

raker300:
Those of you yorubas insulting, threatening and maligning wike for taking similar steps should bury their heads in shame!

They only crawl out of their holes to spread hate once SS or SE is involved

Don't lump SS and SE together. You're from SE. Attache by force...

Dey blow English dey go.

Once the baby sleeps in your arm, transfer her to the bed na so that you can do chores while asleep.

Conner44:
Op it’s a given fact that oloshos usually reach out to the male folk first.

Especially when you’re walking past a brothel and the ladies are outside whistling to you and calling you ‘fine boy’ just so you can come and be their client for the night.

Op, you might end up falling in love and marrying a retired olosho with this your mindset. Be prepared

One olosho hooked me for 5 years in the uni because I have same mindset as op. She approached for private teaching and got me attracted to her by fire by force. I fell in love like losing one's mind. I got her secrets in years 5. Professors were the ones strafing her while I was a church guy. I didn't tell her till today that I got her secrets. She left me immediately after graduation. I never kissed her for once. If I tell you sacrifices I made for her, you will hate me.

Like op, when I got her secrets, I still loved her. She later came back to me but I reluctantly told her it's too late.

She acted like a gangster and fought anyone that showed greenlight to me.

Twinkletwin:
may Allah reward and share the reward of my fasting with the person that just credited my account and also easy my pain and suffering .
am just speechless i will never stop praying for you
you will never suffer in life again
i will contact you shortly

Post the alert here.


Who are iideeots producing these urchins?
Why are they depopulating terrorists for God's sake by spraying them with chemicals?

ogoloray:
If you were as smart as you claim, you wouldn't need my 180k to make your millions...

You are Mr perfect, that have not made any mistakes in your life before...

I shared this story for people to learn, its immature to be abusive about something like this....

Its not a necessity for you to comment, thanks!

That comment is a format from scammers. They are now sending him PM.

Brika:
https://globaltimesng.com/breaking-akerele-obaseki-sacks-all-political-appointees/

Lalasticlala Mynd44

He should enjoy covid-induced short bailout time before he's finally bundled to Oblivion.

Corrinthians:
No problem. But please Aunty Kemi has said Ohamadike is dead. Ipob once said if she says something like that, whoever she says so about should know it is their ghost walking around.

To prove her wrong, let the hòmosexual IndecentStar called Kanu El Chadian do a live video and show the world his diiiick so that ipob members can compare it with that he showed them in his last pòrn video with his wife to be sure he is truly the one.

You're not serious ehn... You wan kee person with laff ni

Tissaia:
it's mean we are observing, I'm Muslim I was asked just to monitor the activity on nairaland and report back. The mods are giving igbos soft spot, insulting everyone especially Muslims. So we don't reply with keyboard rather with something more real. Let them continue

Wao! You're beautiful. If not that I'm married ehn...

Pattypatt:
The screen is too small for me.

I saw your message and replied.

Khayceeofficial:
You could as well just shut up
You think you wear the same shoes as others?


If he's all but pretending,
Move on if you can't help in anyway

I don't think anyone derives joy in begging...I dont

You're a coward. Why replying with alternate account. Fraudster osi

NwaNimo1:
This governor no sabee anything....

Yesterday you were locking down.....tomorrow you want to unlock the agbero's to go and feed whilst maintaining social distancing?

Confused puppet.......lets see tomorrows own.


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You're not serious at all...you want kee person with lafta...wic kind meme be that. I roll on floor laughing

funmisticqueen2:
You Nigerians lack imagination.

Don't you know that doing activity like shaving each other can be erotic and encourages intimacy?

What do I Know, sebi I am a bitter feminist and evening newspaper.

Well, if that's you in your dp, and the pic isn't retouched, you're not an evening newspaper. My wife was older than you, I think, when I married her.

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Ishilove:
Bodmas119, if your preek will cause you to lose your heavenly race, cut it off.

You don enta this thread abi? Omo way.

Unpussified:
If i marry and my wife ever says at bolded to me, i will start for life without her.

Women can say anything when they are angry... They don't weigh their words' repercussions before saying them. You should react in a way to correct them and prevent reoccurrence.

[quote author=Zendinho post=88287231][/quote]Use bestermill44 @gmail. com to reach me.

She learnt her lessons the hard way. As someone with best intentions, you will be compelled to have mercy on her, but this kind of mercy will land you in trouble.

I can swear by the heavens that what I want to tell you is the pure truth. An ex girlfriend and a married ex are today mounting pressure on me for sex. I can agree to fvk them and my wife won't know about it, but I'm scared. I told myself I can still be their friend without having sex with them but I know the kind of love I had for them while we were dating; if I agree to still be their friend and we meet in secret places, It will surely end in sex. So I'm now forming stone-hearted man because I don't want to offend God and my wife. Note that my wife is not a saint and can be said to be one of those stupid women guys marry, but I still have the obligation to protect the marriage. Forget about the love you see in movies. Husbands only need to marry and commit to the marriage because of the beautiful children she gave you and others who look up to you in the society; the day your wife does something that surprises you is the day you will agree that marriage is only for the purpose of procreation.

I work with a religious organization, and one of the terms is that you must not try to divorce. So one day during a quarrel, my wife said: "You're now feeling fly because you have enough money; try any nonsense and I will clip your wings." Within the next one hour, I planned how to survive after leaving the job. Then I sent a message to her that reads: "Do your worst; I can resign from that job today and heaven will not fall." She cried bitterly for the next 5 hours after reading that message.

You wrote about illiteracy, but you're the biggest illiterate in this thread. You wrote without punctuation marks, paragraphs and you want to tell me that you are literate. Your tenses are very bad, too.

That said, the points you are trying to convey are valid to some extent.

This one na video or audio?

CodeTemplar:
They are all future repentant terrorist who can ascend to where Buhari ascended to in the jungle political ladder called presidency leadership in our govt.

Imagine if shekau lays down his guns and buhari sending him abroad on scholarship...wonder shall Neva end

Lie Mohammed.

ab1x:
It is called keke in yoruba language

You grew up in the village...omo Yoruba atata!

phransix2:
You don't know the name but u are about eating it? If u die now what would you say killed u?

This nairaland is something else, u wan kill person with lafta?

RighteousI:
Yes they have money. Your own minimum wage is 30k per month, how much can you save from that little amount.
But in the UK, the minimum wage is close to 10 pounds an hour/ 1600 pounds per month (700, 000 naira) for the low skilled workers like toilet cleaners.
If you're a graduate you can make as high as 4000 pounds per month (1.8 million naira a month)

Even if all the Europeans are toilet cleaners they can still save 400 pounds a month after paying their bills. And they could have been saving for years.

Ask someone who is a citizen of England, lives and works in England to tell you the real story... They earn huge salary and pay heavy bills. Don't be deceived. An oyibo friend told me many things about living in England. She earns huge salary but can't afford a car because you will still pay for owning a car.

Nwodosis:
Just as it ended on 27th March 2020!

You want put sand for im garri abi?

MetaPhysical:


Ibo has two world bank directors, our son is a Chief Judge of ICC, many elected officials around the world, including US, UK, Canada.The only African ethnic group that can be found anywhere in the world. Our sons are Lieutenants and Colonels in US Army. We created a special reconnaisance group called M-Branch, thr only African indigeneous security intelligence gathering force. Our M-Branch collaborate with CIA and Mossad.

Yoruba cannot stand us. They are jealous.

You are not serious. If Ibo read Ur comments now, their heads go expand, unknown to them that u dey mock them

I just want to be an accomplished writer. I studied Animal Science because I was into science in high school. I'm still not sure if studying Dramatic Arts, Literature in English and the likes can make one an accomplished writer.

I ventured into science primarily because I love medicine and surgery. But facts on ground regarding my disabilities make me a bad candidate for medicine and surgery.