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Romance / Re: My Wife Is Emasculating Me by Beosten(m): 9:42am On Jan 01, 2020 |
strungup79: Locate a better church for prayer. You will thank me later. |
Family / . by Beosten(m): 9:25am On Jan 01, 2020 |
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Romance / Re: Using Fancy Words To Impress Girls In Those Days: Give Your Testimonies Here by Beosten(m): 4:17am On Dec 31, 2019 |
Lol @ "cross mountains and sail across oceans...". I once used " I will endure a thousand years of rain... " OgunLaakaye: |
Romance / Using Fancy Words To Impress Girls In Those Days: Give Your Testimonies Here by Beosten(m): 3:54am On Dec 31, 2019 |
I grew up in our village and topped my classes then. I was not dating anyone at the time, because I saw the girls as being below my set standards. Passing SSCE was not easy in those days, and students from the cities used to sit for exams in my village, having labelled it "a miracle centre". Whenever some of those students arrive, my friends were seeing them as 'big fishes', and would try to woo them using Queen's English. But my friends often got mocked while using fancy words out of contexts in their attempts to impress girls. As the "Baba-Isale" of English language that I was, the excesses of the girls were reported to me. Out of anger, I stopped one of them on a fateful evening on the pretext of exchanging pleasantries. "I was colossally dazed and also mentally transfixed when I heard that some bat-brained braggarts among you made mockery of my contemporaries", I began. "I have no idea of what you mean", she replied. She ended up as my babe, and subsequently needed my help because I was a famous examination mercenary in the village. 1 Like |
Family / Re: He Got My Sister Pregnant, Rejected It, Now He Wants The Child 16 Years After by Beosten(m): 10:39am On Dec 30, 2019 |
victorian: Biafrareform Copy this advice word for word and ask the girl to read it. 1 Like |
Romance / Re: How I Was Dumped By My First Love by Beosten(m): 6:27pm On Dec 28, 2019 |
CTechHub: Sent 1 Like |
Romance / Re: How I Was Dumped By My First Love by Beosten(m): 8:02am On Dec 28, 2019 |
Olaleyeabdullah: Sent |
Romance / Re: How I Was Dumped By My First Love by Beosten(m): 7:01am On Dec 28, 2019 |
Olaleyeabdullah: I |
Romance / Re: How I Was Dumped By My First Love by Beosten(m): 3:58pm On Dec 27, 2019 |
NamelessOGBENI: Sent |
Romance / Re: How I Was Dumped By My First Love by Beosten(m): 3:33pm On Dec 27, 2019 |
NamelessOGBENI: D |
Romance / Re: How I Was Dumped By My First Love by Beosten(m): 3:03pm On Dec 27, 2019 |
xcommando: I 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Fuel Stations Sell Fuel In Daura, Jibiya Border Towns Despite Ban by Beosten(m): 2:33pm On Dec 27, 2019 |
Bobbyfreshh: kana cikin tsananin ciwo |
Politics / Re: Fuel Stations Sell Fuel In Daura, Jibiya Border Towns Despite Ban by Beosten(m): 1:25pm On Dec 27, 2019 |
Bobbyfreshh: ya girma tare da hauka |
Politics / Re: Fuel Stations Sell Fuel In Daura, Jibiya Border Towns Despite Ban by Beosten(m): 8:38am On Dec 27, 2019 |
Daily Nigerian, that kwankwaso cum PDP trash paper. My amiable Gandolar showing them the heat. 12 Likes 4 Shares |
Family / Re: Nightmare! Chatting With Ghost All Night by Beosten(m): 9:23pm On Dec 26, 2019 |
darling4real1: I chat with dead relatives more than anyone you ever met. There were times such dead relatives would ask me for money or food and would tell them the dead can't spend money. I would even ask about the circumstances surrounding their deaths. At times they send me to their other relatives about real life cases. My case is different though. As in your case, you only need one weapon. It's FAITH. I'm showing this secret tonight whether you're a weak or strong Christian. BELIEVE that no demon can hurt you. I'm such a spiritual THUG that herbalists in real life are often afraid of me. |
Romance / Re: How I Was Dumped By My First Love by Beosten(m): 9:05pm On Dec 26, 2019 |
From your words, you need to read some books so that woman won't play football on your emotion in this life. 99 Likes 2 Shares |
Romance / Re: How I Was Dumped By My First Love by Beosten(m): 8:54pm On Dec 26, 2019 |
She will leave again. She's back because the other guy is no longer in sight. The same way abroad guy has someone warming his bed abroad is the same way you're warming the girl's bed in Naija here. We call it "abelejayan". 477 Likes 27 Shares |
Romance / Re: I Need Advise by Beosten(m): 5:02pm On Dec 26, 2019 |
shokelvin: You need to read one ebook on this matter. I can send you one free of charge. |
Family / Re: . by Beosten(m): 7:15am On Dec 26, 2019 |
segzysexy: Agbowo express way |
Family / Re: . by Beosten(m): 9:43pm On Dec 25, 2019 |
Still available |
Business / Re: Onitsha Mall Crowded On Christmas Day Evening (Photos) by Beosten(m): 7:47pm On Dec 25, 2019 |
I'm here to pour holy water on any tribalistic comment. 100 Likes 6 Shares |
Family / Re: . by Beosten(m): 7:15pm On Dec 25, 2019 |
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Family / Re: . by Beosten(m): 4:50pm On Dec 25, 2019 |
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Romance / Re: Advise Needed; Is He Not Interested And Only Using Me For Resources Or Need Time by Beosten(m): 4:24pm On Dec 25, 2019 |
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Family / Re: . by Beosten(m): 3:14pm On Dec 25, 2019 |
dejt4u: Please call the number attached. 1 Like |
Family / . by Beosten(m): 2:13pm On Dec 25, 2019 |
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Celebrities / Re: GOAT! Handicap Man Jog Ball In Different Style, Ronaldo Cannot Do This. VIDEO by Beosten(m): 9:56am On Dec 25, 2019 |
Something we my grandma did last year. |
Crime / Re: Breaking News: Lagos Government Shut Down Quilox Club by Beosten(m): 10:45pm On Dec 23, 2019 |
Someone should verify if that's quilox. |
Romance / Re: Would You Lose Your Virginity To The Same Person Again? by Beosten(m): 10:27pm On Dec 23, 2019 |
alezzy13: I mean she was experienced and talk of the Town at the time. She was young but dating big boys beyond our age. Girls used to date brilliant guys in those days. I wooed her and she said she had been waiting for me to woo her. 1 Like |
Romance / Re: Would You Lose Your Virginity To The Same Person Again? by Beosten(m): 10:23pm On Dec 23, 2019 |
bestabigaelever: If u no improve, girl no go last for hand na. I was in the world that time Sha. 1 Like |
Romance / Re: Would You Lose Your Virginity To The Same Person Again? by Beosten(m): 9:54pm On Dec 23, 2019 |
Why is it that most guys get deflowered by losho girls? One olosho girl like that deflowered me. She was even reading a novel while I was doing it. Then she said "you're a virgin". Temi bami. The girl knew I be jjc in the act. 4 Likes |
Politics / Re: I Was Not Elected To Fight Executive — Gbajabiamila . by Beosten(m): 10:53pm On Dec 22, 2019 |
deboysben: Smuggle your sarathief back there as Senate president na. 6 Likes 1 Share |
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