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HealthRe: I Don't Last Long In Bed, What Can I Do? by BePrepared: 4:12pm On Oct 12, 2021
Ebi2233:
The second to last time I had sex before today, I went to our state capital Yenagoa, and visited a brothel.
I did not take any drug or any whatever, God be my witness.
The lady was like same age with me.
Around 24 years too.
After the sex, of which it was 500 Naira we agreed on, she went and tore out another condom and said that we should go another round, and saying this one is free.

God be my witness on this.
At 24 u are visiting a brothel, I weep at how young kids are destroying a glorious future
FoodRe: Giant Snake Killed Just This Afternoon In My Village. Food don Set by BePrepared: 5:03pm On Oct 11, 2021
muller101:
People will eat this devil grin
No they should throw this God sent food away in this era
CelebritiesRe: Fans Gift BBNaija's Liquorose A Bouquet Made With Hard Currency (Photos, Video) by BePrepared: 4:34pm On Oct 11, 2021
My questions are plenty

*which venue these fans De meet

*Are the fans humans or ghosts we cant see them

*whose account was d contribution made in
FamilyRe: My Son's Girlfriend Comes To Our House To Sleep Everyday by BePrepared: 12:47pm On Oct 11, 2021
Train up a child in the way he should go...
U didnt
HealthRe: My Morning Erection Is Back! by BePrepared: 12:32pm On Oct 11, 2021
Themainboy22:
We are happy for you. But I think the part of having to take siesta, be on diet and exercise just to keep getting morning erection, is a long process. For me, with this...(picture below), my erections are sure anytime, any day twice on Tuesday night.
So u are the guy in this pix? U De popular o
Christianity EtcRe: Pandora: My Observation About Bishop Oyedepo's Tax Haven Controversy - Highered by BePrepared: 11:25pm On Oct 10, 2021
You are wasting your time writing this, even if this man gives 100% of his wealth to the poor including the suit he is putting on haters, wailers and critics will still criticize
CelebritiesRe: Fred Amata's Sister, Erumena To Wed Pastor Benjamin At 60 by BePrepared: 8:54am On Oct 09, 2021
Ammishaddai:
[s][/s] You're probabaly in the same shoes
U are very immature, foolish and need Gods mercy, people are thanking God you are acting as a joykiller
CrimeRe: Two Die In Edo Over Money Ritual Practice by BePrepared: 7:08pm On Oct 06, 2021
MrrGary:
Only POVERTY has the capability to cause this.. lipsrsealed





undecided
Big lie

ONLY GREED AND FOOLISHNESS CAN CAUSE THIS
PoliticsRe: Accountant-General, Ahmed Idris Marries Hussain, 16-Year-Old Girl. Family Kicks by BePrepared: 5:16pm On Oct 05, 2021
Allah likes his servants to marry children

Same way Allah's prophet married a 6 year old, I wonder d smile on he face as she was screaming, begging Allah prophet that its paining me oo uncle?

ISLAM IS A RELIGION OF pEACE
PhonesRe: Since Facebook Is Having Trouble Let Me Update My Gallery Here. by BePrepared: 3:01pm On Oct 05, 2021
africandictator:
Bro you should have just saved them on your emails. Google mail, yahoo mail, protonmail, AOL mail. That's the best bet. I respect your choice of deciding to save your lovely photos on a faceless forum, but personally I would not do it, for safety and privacy reasons. You and your friends beam good by the way.
Save ur energy, he's just a kid, nairaland is filled with 17 year olds no wonder the quality of comments, how can a mature person upload his photos on such forum
Foreign AffairsRe: Women March For Abortion Rights In US (Pictures, Video) by BePrepared: 11:20pm On Oct 04, 2021
Brandonx:
Is it not better to abort a fetus than bring a child you might not be financially or mentally ready for and ruin your life in the process of raising a mistake? undecided
Why didn't they abort you
PhonesRe: Instagram, Facebook, Whatsapp Down. Stay At Home Tonight For Security Reasons. by BePrepared: 11:01pm On Oct 04, 2021
Thats how suddenly someone in Nairaland will post that some people are missing, LUCKILY I WONT BE READING THAT POST


PREPARE FOR ETERNITY
BusinessRe: Dangote Withdraws Suit Against Autumn Spikes, American Mistress by BePrepared: 7:53pm On Oct 02, 2021
advanceDNA:
Unless u are gay u can't avoid women...abi mr dangote go dey straff woman without removing his chlothes..

Just pray make your village people no reason your matter.... Any body wey dey around you go just become your enemy.
Don't talk trash if u dont have self control others do
Christianity EtcRe: Burial Photos Of Pastor Shuaibu Yohanna Who Was Murdered By Mob In Kano by BePrepared: 12:24pm On Oct 02, 2021
ISLAM IS A RELIGION OF pEACE
PoliticsRe: Sani Bello: Boko Haram Have Taken Control Of Shiroro LGA, Recruiting villagers by BePrepared: 8:23am On Oct 02, 2021
ChiefSosa:
Attached below is the image of the most idiotic living thing in Nigeria. I didn't mention his moniker o, so nobody should say I broke any rule.
His name is Felix Terungwa Dav..
Why post someone pix, plz its wrong,
Anyways is this Manna
Foreign AffairsRe: Iran Warns 'war With Israel Has Already Begun ( Pics) by BePrepared: 1:04am On Oct 02, 2021
timesup234:
Just like how Hezbollah wiped them out during the first lebanon war and taught them a lesson in classic guerilla warfare in 2006. It is a common and famous saying that anytime you want baby Israel to start crying just tell them Hezbollah is coming
Pls don't shame yourself in an open forum like this, in matters u know nothing about
Foreign AffairsRe: Iran Warns 'war With Israel Has Already Begun ( Pics) by BePrepared: 1:02am On Oct 02, 2021
Bodmum:
who is deceiving this Yoruba Muslim?
I wonder ooo

Maybe thats what they are taught in Islamayyi
FamilyRe: My Wife Complains That My Private Part Is Too Big & That I Stay Too Long, Help by BePrepared: 1:16pm On Oct 01, 2021
KarinaLove:
Try and respect her decision. She said she is not the sex type. Then leave her.

Must marriage be all about sex?

I don tire.

Everytime Men And Sex....Tueeehhh angry

Can't men use their time for something more productive in lifehuh
Sorry ma but ur advice isn't wise, I'm solely against premarital sex but the case here is a young active man, so u are suggesting that at his young age he should forget sex with his youthful wife
CelebritiesRe: Fans Gift Mercy Eke $10k On Her Birthday (Pictures, Video) by BePrepared: 3:36pm On Sep 30, 2021
Same way unknown fans were giving wealthy politicians billions of naira 'crying and begging them to come and contest'

Lolx
FamilyRe: Life As An Albino (my Experience) by BePrepared: 6:43pm On Sep 28, 2021
Cokahot:
You re poor and bitter,better go and .ake money while it's still bright foo l
God isn't dirty,neither does God ha e an offensive smell,that smell is from demons and the devil himself.
I'm suspecting you ain't up to 18
FamilyRe: Life As An Albino (my Experience) by BePrepared: 1:34pm On Sep 28, 2021
Cokahot:
I can't stand who smells,does not use pef or uses an offensive pef like all those cheap pef of 2k,or has mouth and dying odour. I can't stand it,out of 5 ppl walking on the road ,street,3 have stinky body odour. ,i have sat with albino b4 and even had a gist with them. They are normal. Just that some smell
U are proud and salty

Seek mercy from God
HealthRe: Six Nigerian Nurses Arrive At UK Hospital (Picture) by BePrepared: 10:39am On Sep 28, 2021
martyns303:
Let them go…. They will soon find out it’s not all roses �. Not even America or Canada but UK! UK that will tax everything back, they will earn the money, and spend it all on tax, accommodation, transportation, electricity, heating and many many expenses and at the end of the month, they will be left with nothing.

Nigeria is not a rich country when compared to the west, in Nigeria how many people actually take their health seriously and go to the hospital or willing to pay good money for medical services. Medical services are ridiculously high in the west, that’s how they are able to generate revenue to be able to pay better. As a country, yes there’s corruption, but we are making do with the best we have.

And before anybody comes for me, I am also a professional, I have lived in the UK, SA, UAE and recently US. I still will rather work in Nigeria.
So they tax all these in the UK but in Nigeria Housing, electricity, transportation are ALL FREE
OK
Christianity EtcRe: Bishop David Oyedepo Celebrates His 67th Birthday Today by BePrepared: 11:00am On Sep 27, 2021
The more haters are hating and wailing the more he prospers, more jets, making more people millionaires, Kai, I refuse to be a hater, critic and wailer.

Happy birthday dad
Christianity EtcRe: Bishop David Oyedepo Celebrates His 67th Birthday Today by BePrepared: 10:59am On Sep 27, 2021
Happy birthday to my own Father
Christianity EtcRe: Limousine: Pastor Kumuyi, What They Expected Of Him Vs What He Came With (Photo) by BePrepared: 7:31pm On Sep 26, 2021
zombieHUNTER:
Nice to meet your acquaintance..
I'm a victim.. just like you
Because of the hardship and suffering around us.

You can agree with me that mother nature blessed this country tremendously.. and it's an anomaly that's she's the poverty capital of the world..
It's not about self.. it's about us as a people
Mbok I'm not a victim like u oo
Talk 4 yourself
Christianity EtcRe: Limousine: Pastor Kumuyi, What They Expected Of Him Vs What He Came With (Photo) by BePrepared: 1:30pm On Sep 26, 2021
zombieHUNTER:
undecided

Nigerian pastors need the country to remain poverty capital of the world... All thanks to the evil politicians

The poor tends to be more religious.. more gullible to their pastors..

There's a reason why Nigerian politicians and pastors are the richest in the world.

It's the people... So gullible and easy to deceive

After what the country is passing through in the hands of Buhari.. some people are chanting Tinubu 2023.. no be Juju be that.
You that isn't gullible how rich are you
Christianity EtcRe: Limousine: Pastor Kumuyi, What They Expected Of Him Vs What He Came With (Photo) by BePrepared: 1:28pm On Sep 26, 2021
gurunlocker:
grin grin grin

This is a funny thread.... The thing is, no matter what you do, people will still talk.

If he had used that old car, people would have still call him names.... I understand the reason they are attacking him, which is because of his past laid doctrines.
True, attempting to please people is the worst stupidity of all, cos they will always criticize
Christianity EtcRe: Limousine: Pastor Kumuyi, What They Expected Of Him Vs What He Came With (Photo) by BePrepared: 1:27pm On Sep 26, 2021
hakym619:
grin Ride on papa.

I'm a Muslim and I really support religious leader living a fulfilled life
At u Yoruba
Christianity EtcRe: Limousine: Pastor Kumuyi, What They Expected Of Him Vs What He Came With (Photo) by BePrepared: 1:26pm On Sep 26, 2021
thesicilian:
It started with the television which he called "the devil's box" suddenly becoming a "ministry tool".
Now it's limo rides and jets. If you ask they'll say their God is not a poor God. My question is, the poor members who donate their sweat and blood for the ministry to move forward daily, is their God a poor God?
My dear brother please celebrate with successful people remove hate and criticism for ur own good
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Shaibu Butchered To Death By Muslim Youths In Masu, Kano (Graphic Photos) by BePrepared: 6:43pm On Sep 25, 2021
JimiJunji:
Same stuff been also happened in jos and other parts of Nigeria, Muslims from southern parts weren't spared and like kano they're mostly tribal based on not religiously based, Islam is only used as a disguise. Am ok.
Afghanistan, ISIS, Somalia, Yemen, Alqaeda
Boko Ha ram, Fulani Herdsmen etc are all tribal based, I understand....
Islam is a religion of pEACE
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Shaibu Butchered To Death By Muslim Youths In Masu, Kano (Graphic Photos) by BePrepared: 4:13pm On Sep 25, 2021
JimiJunji:
These are what successionist groups should be showing in front of the UN while buhari is in New York.

Still. This doesn't represent Islam or all muslims the problem isn't Islam but northern leaders who have decided to use it as a political weapon. Generalizations only make the problem harder.

May the Pastor rest in perfect peace and I hope the killers repent and change their ways.
You said this doesn't represent Islam, are u OK at all? Do u what what happened in this same Kano in 1991?
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Shaibu Butchered To Death By Muslim Youths In Masu, Kano (Graphic Photos) by BePrepared: 4:11pm On Sep 25, 2021
Gadafii:
Ilthis is very unacceptable, I am beginning to question this type of Islam, cos I am ashamed of this evil act

I am a Muslim and I condemn this heinous Crim, subhanalilah embarassed
Thank you

But still know that Islam is a violent religion, on the facade they may seem peaceful but inwardly there are more to the eye, ask God for the right way

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