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Christianity Etc › Re: When They Tell You That Konji Can Kill You by BePrepared: 2:58pm On Feb 13, 2024
AntiChristian:
You wanted to antagonize and you instead fell into an error!
You don't have a good spirit in you!
U don't have answer
Red herring
Check it in the dictionary friend
Christianity Etc › Re: When They Tell You That Konji Can Kill You by BePrepared: 5:58pm On Feb 12, 2024
AntiChristian:
The Qur'an is full of wild orgies!

Can you mention five?
I admit error

I mean the hadith
Christianity Etc › Re: When They Tell You That Konji Can Kill You by BePrepared: 12:16pm On Feb 11, 2024
Nyanabo:
I've not had sex or any thing related to it since July 2020.

It doesn't kill
Mine since 2008

I'm healthier
Christianity Etc › Re: When They Tell You That Konji Can Kill You by BePrepared: 12:14pm On Feb 11, 2024
AntiChristian:
When will you discuss the type of sex permitted for married Christians?

Is anal and MouthAction permitted?
Is missionary the only style permitted in the Bible?

Or is it as the spirit leads in other other room anything goes?

Cos I know Jesus and most disciples didn't marry nor was anything written about their lifestyles.
Why the Quran is full of Mohammed wild orgies n sexual fantasies.

A supposed holiest man.

Tueh
Sports › Re: AFCON 2023 Best Player Of Tournament Contenders: Lookman, Haller, Ekong Leads by BePrepared: 12:11pm On Feb 11, 2024
I'll vote Ahmed Musa to win it
Sports › Re: What Are Your Expectations Of Super Eagles Against Elephants Of Ivory Coast? by BePrepared: 12:03pm On Feb 11, 2024
slaawomirr:
Damnnn niggar

We press their neck

Was doing fast and Furious with my lexus es 350 on the street of Benin city in a very happy mood when we defeated south Africans
today is gonna be worse.....aduwawa, ugbowo, airport road, upper lawani, upper mission road and okhoro road go hear word...
Ya all should not be scared we gonna kill them

Nigeria beat ivory coast 🇨🇮 in 1994, we went on to win that AFCON.

Nigeria beat ivory Coast 🇨🇮 in 2013, we went on to win that AFCON.

Nigeria beat ivory Coast 🇨🇮 in 2024
#AFCON2023 😎

So if you all are thinking what I'm thinking then a bottle of beer 🍺 and one tie of weed for you
As you do fast n furious may your the cup not be dedicated in ya name o
Remember Wigwe
Sports › Re: AFCON 2023: Super Eagles squad to get $7m if they win the tournament by BePrepared: 2:07pm On Feb 09, 2024
FalseProphet1:
I see Nigeria defeating Ivory coast in the finals and winning the tournament. I see Nwabali getting a mouthwatering offer in Europe.

This I have seen.
I'm really afraid now because all ya prophecies are usually the opposite in reality.
Celebrities › Re: Why I Don’t Like Kissing In Movies – Laide Bakare by BePrepared: 1:53pm On Feb 03, 2024
malcom1X:
She said

“Portraying romantic roles, especially scenes involving kissing and touching, pose unique challenges for me. Navigating the authenticity required for such moments while maintaining professionalism can be intricate. Balancing the demands of the script with personal comfort adds complexity to these roles, requiring a nuanced approach to ensure a convincing, yet respectful performance.”


I can bet you that there was no interview, this is chatGPT answering for her. She asks chatGPT for answer then she just copy and paste and send to punch.

Did punch newspaper not get this? Who the hell answers interviews this way?


Please follow my thread 👇

https://www.nairaland.com/7873858/football-conspiracy-theories-gossips
I believe you these our coconut head girls can't speak this kin grammar
Education › Re: Rape: Cyril Osim Ndifon Risks 7 Years In Jail As ICPC Tenders 70 Nude Pix, Texts by BePrepared: 9:50pm On Jan 28, 2024
What of Dr Ncha in Philosophy dept? That one time never come?
Christianity Etc › Re: Muslim Man Entered A Catholic Church In Canada And Prayed (Video, Photos) by BePrepared: 7:46pm On Jan 28, 2024
madridguy:
They should have called the police to bundle him out. I am very sure he is mentally unstable or a trouble maker.

Islam means peace.
You said Islam means peace.

Even you ma know thats a joke you crack there
Celebrities › Re: Police Arrest Mr. Ibu's Son & Adopted Daughter For Pilfering ₦55M From Donation by BePrepared: 2:16pm On Jan 26, 2024
Adewale1603:
it's still the same thing, those who they sold their parents to, is it not to mine their skulls ? Abi they sold them into slavery
Still far better than mining their own fathers heads with their bare hands
Celebrities › Re: Police Arrest Mr. Ibu's Son & Adopted Daughter For Pilfering ₦55M From Donation by BePrepared: 9:01pm On Jan 25, 2024
wediehere1:
If we say they can sell their parents because of money they will be angry at us
Selling their parents is still better than mining their parents skull
Politics › Re: Omokri Mocks Betta Edu: Oyedepo’s Prayers Should’ve Made You Set Good Example by BePrepared: 7:11pm On Jan 08, 2024
RenaissanceGuy:
That testimony was unnecessary. When you're a public figure, there are some testimonies you don't share publicly — just do mini Thanksgiving to God in the closet and that'll be okay.
U took this from my hrt
Health › Re: Menstrual Cramps Disturbing Me Badly. Please What Can I Use For It? by BePrepared: 6:52pm On Jan 07, 2024
The only solution is...

Read the story of the woman with the issue of blood 5 times, do what she did...

Go to Jesus and touch him with faith.


Adura
Adua
Ekpere
Family › Re: Meet Abiola Adebisi, The Husband Of The Trending Nigerian Lady, ‘debbie.’ by BePrepared: 6:17pm On Jan 07, 2024
Beremx:
NNPC should have employed her husband instead of giving them free fuel. He needs to upgrade from being a mathematics teacher to something better
So being a maths teacher is something worse.
Who will teach your children maths if all of them gets that 'your something better'

Tomorrow na u go still complain.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Hamas' Deputy Head, Salah Al-arouri Killed In Israel Drone Strike (photo) by BePrepared: 7:20pm On Jan 02, 2024
Helpfromabove1:
Hamas is still seriously standing tall against Israel

Israel is now facing but internal pressure and hamas on the other hand
This news really pain you.

Sorry, Allah knows all
Romance › Re: What Are You Giving Your Girlfriend This December by BePrepared: 2:29pm On Dec 25, 2023
CHRISTFUCKER:
No gf


But I'm giving my cousin my preek for Christmas
Seun
Madmen are roaming here o
Freely
Romance › Re: What Are You Giving Your Girlfriend This December by BePrepared: 2:27pm On Dec 25, 2023
Boogyman557:
Holly Gram cool I no get GF..


Na ASHAWOO house I just de come from.. I go still JAZZ in ASHAWOO house dis evening...


ASHAWOO need customers now cus tinz don cost for SMALL MARKET and MAIN MARKET.


So der price don cheap now..


I no de NACK ASHAWOO from TOTTO again, na from YANNSH now..


Na now I discover say, YANNSH sweet pass TOTTO..


LITE UP my WEED in peace


WTF MAN!
Your love for ashewo hope ur mama no be one
Romance › Re: Lady Tearfully Begs Fiance After She Went To Camp In A Hotel With A Man (Video) by BePrepared: 7:40pm On Dec 12, 2023
Jennyclay:
Why recording and posting it online?? Is not as if he’s faithful either undecided. Nigerian Men are really childish undecided. The idiot even said he’s feeling like God undecided. Mumu!

You don’t give your girlfriend money, you don’t take her out on a romantic date, you nonsense men don’t even care about her well being and you want to experience faithfulness and true lovehuh undecided. You foolish men must be joking!!

I’ve said it, if I can’t get enough money, sex and true love from my man, I’ll look else where. No time!!

Shior!!
Is it what your mother taught you

That if you don't get enough money from your husband you look elsewhere.

Was that how she lived.

Chai my generation
Romance › Re: Sex On The First Date by BePrepared: 3:55pm On Dec 01, 2023
Premarital sex is not fun
It is fornication


A very big sin in the sight of God
Romance › Re: Physically Challenged Nigerian Man Slams People Mocking Him For Seeking Love by BePrepared: 1:28pm On Nov 27, 2023
Jennyclay:
I hope he finds his true love.

Personally, I can’t date a physically challenged man not to talk of marrying him undecided

God forbid!!
See as u said God forbid to a human being created in Gods image because of a condition he didn't cause, what if you were born that way, u would HV been happy people treating u this way
Foreign Affairs › Re: Israel IDF Drops Leaflets For Hamas With Instructions On How To SURRENDER (pics) by BePrepared: 6:37pm On Oct 29, 2023
BentizilL0:
One on one without any foreign assistance, Israel cannot defeat Egypt.. Iran, Turkey will erase Israel without any foreign assistance and those two are not Arab... grin

Throughout history, Israel has always been a bitch of superpowers. Now it's USA turn...
So no country helps Iran and Turkey
Foreign Affairs › Re: Israel IDF Drops Leaflets For Hamas With Instructions On How To SURRENDER (pics) by BePrepared: 6:34pm On Oct 29, 2023
Codepain:
A day as coming when Muslims will defeat all the Lord's chosen gods(the jews).
It has been done before so you know though Mouka and his sheep might worship the jews they are not above defeat
If that can help u sleep well keep believing at least for ya health
Politics › Re: 2,168 Repentant Boko Haram Members Graduate In Gombe State (Photo) by BePrepared: 8:53pm On Oct 28, 2023
AntiChristian:
Go and sin no more!
Same was done to many militants from Niger Delta!

I wish our biafla Ipoby can read and graduate Lai ds!
In your eyes were they sinning b4

They were only carrying out the will of Allah which is to kill infidels.
Christianity Etc › Re: Fr Paul Obayi "Okunerere" Announces He Is Leaving The Catholic Church by BePrepared: 12:47pm On Oct 15, 2023
CoronaVirusPro:
There are fanatics in every religion.

White nationalists Christian’s are also obsessed with guns, and you cannot class them with average Christians.
True

But Islamic extremism isn't a minority anymore o

Afghanistan
Gaza
Yemen
Bolo
Somalia
Pakistan
CAR
Hezbollah
India
Etc


This isn't an exception again
Christianity Etc › Re: Fr Paul Obayi "Okunerere" Announces He Is Leaving The Catholic Church by BePrepared: 12:45pm On Oct 15, 2023
RingRoadMafia:
You were a Christian in your wet dreams.

If you've actually read both books then I see no reason why you would choose to listen to a caravan raider over the Prince Of Peace himself.

Contrary to what you and most head slammers think, some Christians are actually now taking up Islamic studies just so we can better understand your delusion.

And yes, it will be the fastest growing because its the only religion concerned with forceful conversion and also the only religion which passes the death penalty on anyone who attempts to leave it.
I read the Qur'an and Hadith

U will be shocked why a rational being will read these document and be a Muslim still.

When I read how Allah prophet ordered the murder of a nursing mother, and how her blood splashed on her kids my bowels turned.

Yet if u see how Muslims will b encouraging u to read the hadith u wonder.
Christianity Etc › Re: Fr Paul Obayi "Okunerere" Announces He Is Leaving The Catholic Church by BePrepared: 12:41pm On Oct 15, 2023
[quote author=CoronaVirusPro post=126407116]I was a Christian before and a titled one in the past.

I have read both books and know the truth!

You know the problem with people like you? You have never read the Quran.


And Google is your friend! Islam is the fastest growing religion!
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U forgot to include that they breed like pigs

One man have 48 children

Fastest growing religion indeed.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Israel Bombs Hamas Sites Hidden In Mosques – Rt.com by BePrepared: 12:07pm On Oct 08, 2023
This is a golden opportunity for Israel to erase this Palestine issue once and for all.

The gloves are off and Gaza will be hit so hard that Hama's will be begging that they won't mention Palestine again.


By the way why is that Al asqa still standing

Set fire to that building abeg
If u miss this opportunity Israel hmm
Foreign Affairs › Re: Ex-Israeli Prime Minister, Naftali Bennett, Joins Reserve Mobilisation by BePrepared: 4:39pm On Oct 07, 2023
SMoh24:
cool


Very foolish nicompoop

They all carry American riffle worth $1000 a price to kill each other

Sell that weapon back to Americans let them also kill themselves

Use you wealth to develop your country


Saudi Arabia bought Cristiano Ronaldo with their own money

Qatarr built Temp controlled city

UAE built Tourism hub


.
U must b a head slammer
Hope u have slam today

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