₦airaland Forum

Datboredberry:
I'm a girl... I smoke... Can I marry a man who smokes? Ofcourse! I would love it.

Deep inside u u dont love it

Keep deceiving yourself

Boogyman557:
Holly Gram Nothing SWEET PASS wen u and BANI de KUSH together.. E get 1 BANI wey de my COMPOUND, Me n here de SMOKE WEED steady steady.. infact na me n her SMOKE in d morning.. Na Tom Boy she but na very FINE BANI.. Me n her FIT still SMOKE WEED dis evening.. I go try CONVINCE her to join NAIRALAND.. Na CORRECT BANI she be... SOMETIMES self she go buy SHAWARMA come my BACKGROUND.. wen we don SMOKE WEED Small, we go eat SHAWARMA.. Na real CORRECT BANI... WTF MAN

Marry her na so that the smoking will be taken to another level, when she gives birth the smoking enter another gear with ur child

Lee99:
Where are you based? Maybe we can organise a smoking session, I do Rothman brown or switch, Bohem when I don't see either

Datboredbery you don c husband b dat

Religion of peace people pls u guys should have heart, sometimes look past ur book and be humane

1Sharon:
So is christianity also 2 years?

Is it no longer confessing in your heart that Jesus is lord again? Yeye

I'm sure u were taught by half baked, who told you CONFESSING JESUS IN UR HEART MAKES YOU A CHRISTIAN.

DONT CRITICIZE WHAT U DONT KNOW

If girls know how giving sex to guys diminishes them b4 those guys they wont try it.

Secondly u make yourself an enemy of God

For 5 minutes enjoyment

Lukepeter:
She cooks, do my laundry, clean my house and bring groceries at times, and I return the favour by giving her some hours in my time to blab about all her dreams and whatnot.

Why not marry her immediately, why turn someone's dota into a wife or slave

ugabamuzu:
The game has started... Wait for tomorrow's game ... Will quote you with the code

Leave gambling b4 it gambles ur destiny, u can give me ur insults but I'm advising u with love

Plz just asking does this laws concern people from the religion of peace and their holy prophet who likes small children

Sirheny007:
Good.
Then proceed with massive arrest of 90% of Catholic priests, all single mothers, single fathers, Ajegunle landlords with potbelly (those Men!), all guys you see in bet9ja shops..

The evidence is there.

And if you fear the prisons may not accommodate these people? Why, we can convert any of these churches into correctional centers.

Who opened ur cage

Musty112:
Verily, part of perfection in Islam is for a person to leave what does not concern him.”

Did it concern 'Allah prophet' when he was raping a 6 year old

1Sharon:
No true Scotsman fallacy.
If you call yourself a Christian, you're a Christian period.


Funny enough when boko haram blows up a church, you don't dare to ask if those Christians 'had a personal relationship with christ' you accept them

U are either deliberately ignorant or just funny, even in Judaism conversion takes up to 2 years, there's a conversion procedure in Christianity, you dont just call yourself a Christian and become a Christian,the SS gurards at Auschwitz weren't Christians unlike the 19 bombers of 9/11 who were die hard Muslims

If it was that beautiful religion that God 'ordained' to bring peace to the world by now his head would have been on display.

Allahhhhhhhh akbarrrrrrrrrrrrrr

obas01:
Go with the money , and with trusted friends like 10 or more.

But before going, tell your parents to call him and appreciate him for his good gesture toward their son.

Very wise

GodIsBiafran:
OP, if you want a job of 200K a month, I can hire you. But first you have to be 100% Biafran by blood because I don't trust Zoogerians. A university graduate in Marketing or Business with at least 2.1. No years of experience needed but if you have it then it's a plus.
You will be working online under my supervision. Some travel may be involved depending on the time of the year. If you qualify and are interested DM me.

NOTE: Your NL history must be at least 1 year old. If I check your posts and you do not show full support for IPOB or Biafra or Biafrans then I will not consider you.

Lol nothing Wei I nogo see for nairaland

hopefulLandlord:
Christians and their fear fuelled hell preaching again?

Hell always sounded like a cynical marketing ploy designed to make people afraid to leave or displease the particular sect. And it seemed to really kill empathy - 'god says they burn, they burn' doesn't make me think of someone being full of love and compassion and all that.

Eternal punishment for finite transgressions always seemed abusive to me. How can someone look at the idea of a being who would condemn people to that and call it love?

Even when I was a Christian Hell was just too weird for me to accept. Infinite punishment for finite offenses is an eye for an eye on steroids. Punishing people for disobeying nit-picky rules makes God an abusive parent. One reason often given for punishment is to teach the offender not to offend again, but if punishment is eternal then how can the offender benefit from this teaching? Jesus is supposed to be into forgiveness but forgiveness shouldn't involve eternal suffering. Hell isn’t redemptive, it isn’t leading to repentance, it’s simply pain for pain’s sake.

I love this quote: “Heaven and hell seem out of proportion to me: the actions of men do not deserve so much.”

and of course I get the rationalisation of hell by Christians saying its moral accountability and saying bad people go to hell;
that's nonsense and they know it!!!

If Yahweh is real and omniscient, that means he already decided that we're going to hell before he even created us. But if this omniscient deity allows for deathbed conversions, then it doesn't matter what kind of life you lead. You could be a brutal dictator who massacred tens of millions of people, yet still get into heaven if you tell Jesus you're sorry. Your victims could all go to hell for eternity if they never repented. That's how bleeped up Christian morality is.

Maybe Christians can answer a few questions for me. The Bible says that there is ONLY ONE way to get into Heaven: by accepting salvation through Jesus.

So it follows that the Christians who ran the Nazi death camps can get into heaven. But their 6 million Jewish victims must burn for all eternity in the pits of Hell. I've talked to many Christians about this and they just pretty much accept it.

My questions are:

1. How f***ed up do you have to be to believe Nazis can go to Heaven but their 6 million Jewish victims must burn? That's just sick. But Christians believe it. What the f*** is wrong with you people?

2. Why would ANYONE willingly worship a god that would act like that? Is it just a fear thing (better known as cowardice)? And

3. Even if you get into Heaven what makes you think you'll be safe with a psycho god like that running the place? What's to stop your god getting a wild hair up his ass one day and sending Christians to a place so bad it makes Hell look like an ice cream parlor? He used to like the Jews too. Or so the story claims. What makes you think you're safe?

The premise of ur first question is fundamentally flawed.
1. The Nazis that murdered Jews weren't Christians, a Christian isn't someone born in a Christian country or raised by Christians, a Christian is someone who is in a personal relationship with Jesus Christ, whose sins are washed and forgiven and bears the fruit of Christ

NovesaTillie:
I was benefitting good orgasm and companionship when I Need it after a hard day at the office.... He's really good at harder harder harder
Though he has stopped picking my calls.

Cos you made yourself cheap
A girl created in the Image of God

helinues:
I could be considering my BMC stipends

How can someone join BMC

Afriqan:
Even as a man, I sometimes feel for ladies, but you can't settle down out of pity.

It's majorly the economy that has prevented a lot of well meaning guys from settling down. A lot of Nigerian women will tell you they love you, but if there is no money, there won't be respect in the relationship, that's why most guys are just staying single nowadays.

Ur points are very reasonable, sincerely I pity a lot of good ladies, but truth is u can't marry out of pity.

The economy too

FutureIsFemale:
[s][/s]It's the other way round. Men are the ones begging women for marriage. Some now prostrate to propose.

lalasticlala seun mynd44 Dominique justwise rule 2.

Future abeg go read law, to defend all these rape cases and gender based violence go suit u very very well, I'm a guy but I doff my heart 4 ur passion for ur gender

Joysticks:
Between rape and masturbation which is a crime?

Same like asking between kidnapping and murder which is a crime, you can't justify a crime with a lesser crime, SIN IS SIN whether in ur eyes they look small or innocuous.

I'm not scolding you either I know how that habit can be addictive I was there prior to 2008 I tried quitting, made resolutions, swore all to no avail, until I gave up and gave in to Jesus he came me and just like he said I AM THE WAY OUT OF SIN AND MASTURBATION from that moment 2008 I quit masturbating, till today 2021 the urge is gone tho hard at first I learnt to lean on his arm day to day and here I am, you too can be free if you can turn to Jesus, the way.

Joysticks:
I am not a rapist.I masturbate a lot.

U are proud of uncleanness

Repent from it, Jesus can save you[color=#000099][/color]

Joysticks:
I am not a rapist.I masturbate a lot.

U are proud of uncleanness

Repent from it, Jesus can save you

habsydiamond:
op... Women of nowadays don't care if u are married as long as they can taste that ur thing with two brothers underneath.. If u think u can withstand any temptation that comes with it u can continue. The last time I checked.. The only people for record wey temptation no hold Na Jesus and Joseph..

What of Allah's prophet

FutureIsFemale:
Nonsense

Since you did not have the intention of marrying Chioma, why took your people to her family and embarrassed her?

May God punish every man that embarrasses a lady with marriage promise.

Future for once we are on the same boat

Well congrats to him and all others undergoing std pains.

When we were telling you That the Salary of SIN IS DEATH YOU MOCKED US. CONGRATS AGAIN

MadamVanessa:
As a lady, there was a guy i was madly in love with, i gave him all the green light, dude seems not to noticed it. So i decided to take the bold step of asking him out, ofcourse he immediately said yes to me.


After few days i was so disappointed, dude dick was too short and small.., okay do it the way i want, he can't, okay darling go down on me and suck the hell out of the pussy, he can't , all he Knows was using his finger to dragged the clitoris ..that was so childish , suck the ass hole,he said nowhere... i couldn't tolerate his boring performance in bed so i called it a quit immediately.


Modified:
You lots are funny , so funny i swear. If women act like they don't like sex or enjoy it, you lots called us hypocrite, if we bare out our minds on how we feel about sex, how we want it, and how we hate boring sex, that when you confused lots start calling us hoe , olosho and all sort of demeaning names. So pathetic.


It seems most Nigerian men are not mentally sound seriously. Especially poverty stricken ones that full this forum. With this their attitudes they stupidly think i Vanessa, will attend to their dm. Una go wait tire, keep sending.

God bless America. During my stay in Ohio, i learned so much there. Here can never be there. It's incomparable. There you bare out your mind the way and manner you want it, without being insulted or being bullied.

Hanty whether in Ohio in USA or Ohu in Umuahia prostitution and promiscuity is morally and culturally inappropriate and a sin before God, never sign of civility.

Repent

Unfortunately you went through church but church never went through you.
The worst place in hell is people who were taught right and wrong and deliberately chose wrong.

Repent.

Evil generation
Upon all the churches all around these folks do nothing but sex sex sex... Tufiakwa
Every single illegal sex is enough to qualify one to eternal hell.

Escape Gods impending wrath

AllKnowing:
You just need to die nothing else.

MODIFIED:

People like OP grow up to be:
1. Wicked politicians that impoverish their constituents so only their families live in abundance.

2. Lecturers who demand blocking or sex for grades.

3. That your uncle who goes diabolical to kill your father because he was able to train you to the university.

4. That policeman who opens fire on a group of boys in a sleek Mercedes S-class only because he didn’t enjoy such privileges when he was a youngster.

That's a big lie, nothing special here OP is only amplifying his case, the natural man has the above tendencies, Man is naturally selfish, greedy and egoistic just that there's much hypocrisy, the Way out is Jesus when he comes into a mans life, transformation and regeneration takes place.

God1000:
Great, but this ISWAP group and boko haram should give peace a chance, what exactly are they gaining from wanton destruction of Lives and property?

Thats Allah Commandment

Should they disobey Allah or what
Plz mind yourself

yinkeys:
We can’t beat Croatia, Serbia & Bosnia of today.
Talkless of the big teams in Europe like Holland, Portugal, Swiitzerland, Denmark

Can Nigeria draw Germany