₦airaland Forum

ceejayx:
calm down I understand how painful it is but u have to move on..start with editing ur profile

Jamariwolff:
boyfriend of 3 months clearly told me i was ugly as sin with a black face and flat nostrils, I just don't knw wat to do.

ceejayx:
Walk of shame..u no see ur size there abi?

KOPT33:
You've obeyed the 'letter' of my request and conveniently tossed aside the 'spirit' of the same request.

I remember asking you to be nice. What would niceness cost you?

bobokeshington:
How much is it and how does it work

Have you used it before

BTW this isn't joke I'm serious about this subject

KOPT33:
Hey Nairalanders,

Please, tell me nice things. I just ended my two year relationship because of some differences.

My ex girlfriend and I discussed it at length and came to the decision to part ways. There are no hard feelings but my heart is beating like mad.

My heart beats like it's going to explode out of it's rib-cage. I feel like sh.iit now. I feel an incredible sense of loss. All the memories, all the good times, the fights and the laughs have come to an end. Truly love is hard.

Guys and girls, please ask me questions or tell me stuff so that my mind can be off my worries for now.

Please, be nice.

Lalasticlala, I fit see promise land with this one?

bobokeshington:
Please guys a brother really needs your candid advice. He has dated almost ten ladies but has never really fallen in love with any of them. Now he's currently dating someone he wants marry but not totally in love with her. What can he do to fall in love with her?

ShyCypher:
First Was Toke Makinwa.
After claimin' "Boss lady", "independent woman", "career goals", "hustle hard" etc, she was caught fuckin' & givin' sloppy head to an 80-year old fossil.
The source of her income was finally busted.


Children (especially Yoruba) rarely embarass their parents publicly so for that old man's kids to come out in public & disgrace their father shows how serious the sexual relationship between Toke Makinwa & their father was.



Fast forward to this week, Nigeria's Numero Uno Feminist, Linda Ikeji. The "celibate", "independent woman" and "the woman who doesn't need a man in her life" is currently pregnant.


This is funny.


Linda Ikeji is Africa's biggest blogger. She is the Oprah Winfrey of Nigeria but unlike Oprah, she has been exposed as a bloody hypocrite. She has a staunch female/feminist followership of millions who worship her every words.

Now what is her explanation / excuse since she has advised these women to have nothing to do with men only for her to turn around & spread her cheap legs wide for a man who she isn't even married to.

As far as I'm concerned (ewes can argue ), her credibility is gone.


How can this woman possibly proffer advise to any woman right now?.
How?
What are the odds she isn't doin' exactly what she is advisin' you not to do?

Women have always been known to possess "fish brain" so no surprises that they delayed/ruined their personal lives while this snake - Linda Ikeji - was silently chasin' hers.

She probably went against men after realisin' she could not conceive leadin' many women to a lonely life.
Now that she has miraculously managed 2 get pregnant, what exactly is her excuse to her loyal followers?

Can she still look them in the eye after this? Are her followers that stupid to keep listenin' to her after this? Surely, even fish brains must contain some form of wisdom.


The truth is:
1. Linda Ikeji always wanted a man
2. After realisin' she couldn't conceive, she got bitter
3. In a bid to make sure she wasn't alone in her misery, she recruited unsuspectin' women (fools) to abandon their lives for hers thereby justifyin' her borin' life
4. She has silently been pursuin' pregnancy with her money
5. She finally got pregnant & hid it from her stupid followers
6. When it became too obvious, she opened up b4 she gets busted

The most important point
7. She has misled many women who could have been happy with their men today



How can you say "men are worthless" one day & then say "gettin' impregnated by a man is your greatest achievement in life" the next day?! Not your wealth, not your health, not your career, not business. Pregnancy by a man. Haba Auntie!


To add insult to injury, she is gettin' married.

I'm sorry to say this but anybody who still takes Linda Ikeji serious is a fool.

vizkiz:
Come and beat me Na

vizkiz:
Alright.

vizkiz:
The new generation of Nigerian artistes are nothing but ungrateful bastards.

A contract is a contract...No matter what, you should not break a contract... If you don't like it, don't sign one. Most of these dumb artistes don't even understand the law guiding a contract they just sign it because they are hungry and want to "Blow"

In a sane country with laws, kiss Daniel will be sued and everything he owns will be seized!

Kizz Daniel koh

Mumu Daniel Ni

Ire2:
You are still crushing on lalasticlala while he is getting married.. Find a new crush now.

vizkiz:

DonPiiko:
You are beautiful

UnknownQueen:
No one can force u to be one u can only pretend to be one....I'm just doing this for the love of my family.

MrCork:
...hi..I can help..please show me