Thescienceprof:


You mean sarcastic?

Yes. Sarcastic words can also be satirical.

istina:

Oga, dane guns can also kill humans at close range.
That was what they used to fight wars in the olden days before the advent of automatic rifle

I think you're a teenager. MelesZenawi's post you qouted was being sarcastic and satirical.

See face like amugbo face

OBIGS:
Nigeria is bigger than europe and in europe they have more than 50 countries. Nigeria is made up of many nations within 1 nation. Each speaking tribe is a nation on it's own. It's high time we break up this country peacefully. Each nation she finds its own way. Yoruba pls stand up don't blindly force a union that cannot work. Yoruba as a nation can grow big on it's own without Nigeria. Let's peacefully break up this country.

Nigeria has total Area of 923,000 km square. Europe has 10milion km square. Ordinary Google u no fit use

Since the day I met my current fiancee, pretty women have started giving me attention. A foreigner, and top government official who is much younger than me now wants me after she rubbished my messages many times in the past. From what she told me, if I start the relationship and I break her heart, it will also be painful to me because I like her so much - very honest being she's. I can't pretend to be a monster. And in all, I have realized that my fiancee is God-sent. Even those who broke my heart came apologizing in droves. Underrate village people at your own peril.

This life no fair atall.

mhizcassidy001:
HAVE U MET ME.or those two girls you met represent all of us?

My comment says "arguing or seeking attention". Are you doing one of the two? My conclusion maybe faulty, but in the real sense, if a lady is on nairaland hoping to find a man, it's safe to conclude that she's not pretty or she has a bad character. Just being nice would have gotten her very serious men offline let alone being beautiful.

I'm in a very serious relationship but I still want you to be one of my close pals - that your "busty, flat tummy" thread got me.

MissRaine69:

You lot?
You are a prime example of someone who has no emotional intelligence.

The question is 'don't you want a financially capable man? Mteeew. Can you marry a sincere but poor man?

pocohantas:
Some don't mind. I mind...

When younger guys are talking, it's like they are singing nursery rhymes. That's what their flow sounds like to me.
No offence to them at all.

Minimum is late 20s, 30 and above is very perfect for me.
I like them older. No minds games, no drama, better coordination and focus.

I'm 35 and in love with a woman that's also 35. I'm still playing games on her because men should not rest on their oars when it comes to keeping women. If you let her know that she's all a man has, she will start misbehaving. Better to keep her on her toes even in marriage. The attraction is very strong, but I have to let it grow stronger through neuro-linguistic programming. I have reasons to keep her even if I catch her on top of a man in the future.

The truth is that beautiful women won't come here arguing or looking for attention because attention they get offline is enough. I swear that I have met two nairaland girls. Very ugly set of beings! I gave up already.

ImaIma1:
So you want to sell your dignity because of money.

At a point in my life, I even considered selling not just my dignity, but my whole self. It has been so bad for me that I think God Himself is the One blocking my chances of survival, because I depend heavily on Him. When I finally got a good job, God told me that the company would collapse, and it did 4 months later. I wrote 4 powerful books within a space of 3 years, got them to the best platforms in the world, but a copy is not yet sold.

Somebody advertised his sister, who needs a husband, here. He picked me amidst all those who applied. I was promised wealth. When I saw her pic, I almost cursed the day I was born. But I had no choice. Along the line, the sister said she doubts I'm in it for just the money as my appearance is too good to be real.

I later met my heartthrob. No money yet, but the happiness is best I ever experienced in years.

sexybbstar:
That's too small considering the amount they spend on jewelries and fashion accessories.

How much has she spent as a mother on the boy? Abi na to spread legs women know? Anyway, we expect her to say she carry d child for 9 months. She kuku no carry am atall.

SalamRushdie:


The above quoted gave the police away as having ulterior motive in this case.. you have not concluded investigation but you have already labelled them political assassins masquerading as cultists

IG when will those jihadist terrorist masquerading as Herdmens be paraded in force headquarters too

Dem don release this one from cage again

NeeKlaus:
Wait o! Lemme understand something. So you typed this entire epistle with all the unnecessary details just to ask us how to successfully get married with small change?

This long epistle?!
Infact, I am not advising again.

Shebi you're the one yawning in your profile pic? You won't be able to scribble any advice now. I will wait till whenever you get down from the wheels. See his stomach like my grandpa's own.

PrimadonnaO:
You, sir, are giving me the creeps.

Maybe we should wait for elder lalasticlala to tell us how they usually join two lovebirds in his church with as low as 10k. That's how they joined one mod with 'que' suffix in their church.

Advice needed here o

For some of you that care to believe that there is something they call intuition, which sometimes seems to have spiritual undertone, my case has a semblance of such.

For the past ten years, I have been seeing visions concerning how I will meet my heartthrob. I will write about the prominent strange voices as I heard them.
In 2009, a voice said "The woman that will love you the most is a teacher.

In 2017, a voice said, "The woman you need in your life works in a creche. But if someone contacts you from nowhere asking you to come and head a nursery and primary school in City A (name withheld), run for your dear life." Note that I have this gift of hearing strange voices. 12 hours later, I received a golden offer from a school owner who saw my scholarly works online (I never applied for the job. I am even not a certified teacher). I was asked to come and head a school in city A and the resumption date is September, 2018.

In 2018, a voice said "The woman in question lives in a building where this little girl lives (Image of a girl I know very well came to me in a flash that instant). I then started screening those who live in that building. I finally got attracted to only one person there who is a 'married' woman. I concluded that she is married without asking anyone about her - her body build, composure, maturity were my yardsticks. Then I rubbished the voices and sang Craig David's Walking Away in my head.

Some months later, I couldn't get over the 'married' woman, and I jokingly asked someone in my street, "Who is the husband of that woman, and what is her name?" The response I got shocked me. She's not married, and her name sounds familiar. A woman sent a friend request to me on Facebook in 2017. After going through her profile, I didn't like her pictures - those pics were obviously taken with 'Chinko' phones. I quickly went back online to search for the name and found out that she was the one. Menh, those pics deceived me. This woman looks different in real life and she's my kind of woman. I quickly established a new connection between us. The chemistry has been explosive. She can't wait to get married to me. I can't wait, too. I'm living a comfortable life. She's also doing fine but we can't afford the cost of marriage. For some of you that found yourself in this situation, how did you get married to each other? Note that if we plan towards marriage now, we need the next 10 to 12 months, but we can't wait anymore.

Bishop Oyedepo

And I bin dey think of joining ministry cos of this... I will retrace my steps.

Teaching science or preaching to a crowd.

TonyeBarcanista:
Well, we need a government whose officers will show utmost regard to the legislature.

The government of Incoming President Ahmed Makarfi shall guarantee that.

Your life seems dependent on party nonsense. I'm not surprised.

The day Melaye pitched his tent against Tinubu, I knew that his end will be better imagined. I'm very sure of that. FG, Yahaya Bello and Melaye were happy that they were clipping Tinubu's wings unknown to them that they were all digging their own graves.

SalamRushdie:
See the kind of blinds Tinubu is using despite all the billions he makes weekly

This is what we are saying; how expensive window blinds are is the concern of this one.

I have nothing to say other than just to dare such killers to try it in Southwest. I'm a Yoruba man, and I know what I'm saying.

Frankiss44:



They normally give data monthly to watch these videos.. Once your name gets into the payroll, you will be entitled to some data.. It used to be 500MB per month but it's like it has been increased to 1GB

That's nice then.

In

highpriestess:
you see why I run away from these broke guys?
I wonder what the lady saw in your pitiable life that she has to canceal her own marriage cos of you.

shame,you came here to grease up your ego abi, don't worry you will still come here to complain on how she left your broke life.

Investors yaff come. If husby no make money, dem no go eat.

mamatwiny:


You don't even qualify to talk here. Learn how to woo to get one girl before you type on thread of ppl DT have many gf that even some are deceived and called side chicks unknown to them. The guy is lucky. Very lucky to have come out alive. He was just taught a small lesson that you cant mess with everybody.

Next time, he will look well before labelling somebody his side chick. Lying fools and deceivers deserve more .

It's better they keep off from my lane. And the one that will finally date me will need her pastor or herbalist the more. I may not know how how to woo, but vengeance is one thing I can vow any day will not elude whoever tries rubbish with me. Those that tried such with me have stories to tell today. I only need to make pronouncements. Shikena

agbonkamen:
well I can not kill or stress myself for any man my greatest worries are how to become a successful woman, good mother to my kids, useful to the society and my family and most importantly be heavenly minded not killing myself over ordinary dust.

Lesbs are now heavenly minded...Buhari why

strongpoison:
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I don't blame u, I blame ur ancestors who taught u how to lie ad deceive girls ad think ull go scout free with it. u na rat poison I for use for u

Dis tin pain u wella. It's like you're fugly

mamatwiny:


Get close to her and see her stab you to death with the knife she used to cut the shoes

U are deceiving urself, iya arugbo. If anyone tries that even in my dream, hell will be unleashed. I will not even raise a finger...she will pray for death to take her away

donstan18:
Ladies know the kind of man they try such nonsense with.

I don't know why these broke and diickk dependent ladies won't hustle and make their money, they'll be busy spreading legs like rumour from one bed to another,hungry and useless set of side chicks that can't stand to loose a man, they'll say they can do without a man, yet they'll be the ones to kill and destroy things when a man dumps them.

Try this nonsense with a mean and harsh man.

He'll just apologize to you, win your heart, propose to you, go to your parents house, promise them to build a house for them, remove the roof of their house and disappear.


Broke foooooooools that can't depend on themselves

Awon eeyan theupsetgirl1. Theupsetgirl's leeches