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duerap:
Help her out please; buy a shovel for her. It'll help her dig some gold you know.

She is in her 30s and a church person. I'm older than her o. Is this the time to be asking for means of livelihood before starting a relationship with a crush?

I dey my lane managing my life and this girl approached me. She said she likes the way I speak. I collected her number and we became friends. Now she asked what I do for a living. I replied saying of what use will that be to her.

One cannot do menial jobs in peace again. I'm set to start a Masters program next year. She knows I don't depend on any parent o.

illegal7:

You wooed her and her response was "You're daring what's bigger than you" after which the next thing you did was to run!
Why did you give in at first when you knew you ain't up to the task.
Bro she wasn't deceiving herself but rather she was being real and honest but it's a shame you never had the balls to withstand her pressure.
You Bleep up cos na encounter with guys like you dey make most of these ladies for here dey talk those things ....
Pathetic...smh

Lol. Mine is to woo once, and if you form being big, i would run. I don't struggle to win a girls heart.

illegal7:
Why do most ladies prefer dying in silence rather than stepping up to that guy who they crush on ...Why do they turn down a handsome looking, wayforward thinking dude & settle for less with some other dude who might end up getting them bleeped up in all possible way you can think of?

The first time we met, I was like 'wow, see a pretty woman'. An elderly person asked her to bend down as the person said something into her ear. She wasn't paying to the person talking to her but she fixed her eyes on me.

The second time, i arrived a class and sat behind her. Without looking back, she knew I was the one and she became restless. It was in the church. She used style to look back and our eyes met. Coman see drama. She became shy all of a sudden, adjusting her dress, hair unconsciously.

Then I did something in the church that made me popular. She approached me the following Sunday saying we attended the same University because I made mention of my school in the speech that made me popular. All these are green lights. I wooed her two days later. She said I'm daring what's bigger than me. I withdrew myself immediately. Since then she would be the one to chat me up on whatsapp. She would say I saw you in the traffic today bla bla. Me that is chatting with many person, she would ask me, "let's go offline and sleep now". I would say "go sleep o, me still dey online" . Can't you see that she's deceiving herself.

Jared77:
One? I really doubt it. Anyway, what's her moniker let me do a thorough examination so as to ascertain if there is the slightest truth in what you opined.

I have met two famous monikers here. After a long journey to their domains, I found out that pictures deceived me big time. Also, they use what they read on social media to assess a man, and they conclude you are not up to the task. Many of them will end up as single mothers.

SirMichael1:
Op after insulting you in public via their display photo... If you take her back, I swear I'd find you and I'd kill you!!

U can't find me. I have 'afeeri' (disappearance charm).

Benita27:
Clearly, the both of you are indecisive. Do you really know what you want?.

If someone breaks up with me, I may not woo another one in the next two years. So whenever she returns, she would cry and refuse to leave my house and neighbors would beg me to allow her into my apartment. I have this soft heart that I can't stand to see her in tears.

She likes breaking up with me, but she often returns. She broke up with me four times before, and returned. The last breakup pained me so much that I vowed never to allow her back. But I'm very sure she would return. So I did something to prevent her from returning to me. Her best friend is named A. I told A it is her I'm really in love with all these while, and since that my ex is gone, I told A to be mine. She insulted me and said 'Thank God the ex left'. They used their DP, a photo taken together, and used the caption to insult me. I was happy happy that she was gone for good.

Just yesterday, she started calling me again. The problem is that I love her. How can I brick my heart against her?

There may be a spiritual undertone to this.

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Hk

FisifunKododada:
When you boil it down to the fundamental - you will see that every action (including in this case mass murder) is done by the doer because he/she believes that the action is required to either restore some kind of inner equilibrium or to bring them pleasantness/happiness. But if you truly realize that WE (all of humanity) are all part of the SAME consciousness, then people will be far less likely to kill other humans.

Identities like black, white, Nigerian, American, Yoruba, Igbo, Hausa, man, woman, child, rich, poor, Christian, Muslim etc. are all illusions. The moment you get in contact with your real self, you discover that you share the same self-hood with all life. The same.

When you experience everything as a part of yourself, you do not need morality

You sound like a philosopher. Besides, your moniker makes me want to get married.

emmahoney:
www.transcript.lautech.edu.ng

Thanks, bro.

Hey

I want to travel to Ogbomoso and collect my academic transcript. How much do you think I will need for the transcript?

pnet22:
BOSS

Go Ahead Eagles vs Almere City -
Over 1.5 Goals
Dutch Eerste Divisie, 7pm

Monaco Win
French Ligue 1
7.45pm


Rangers Win
Scottish Premiership
7.45pm

What is the status of this one, please?

Psychotherapist ko, immunotherapist ni. I was in an abusive job for 2 years. When life became unbearable, I resigned. I thought that would help me want to live.

With all my certificates and academic intelligence, I can't go in search of new jobs because no sane employer will want me. I'm partially deaf. I can hear and discuss with only a person at a time. I have a talent. I told my pastor about it and je told me that the church may sponsor my training for another degree in that aspect. He said church Council will vote whether they should sponsor me or not. So, I have to be visible in all programs in the church. I started attending high profile meetings that include the elders but unable to contribute despite my vast experience in what we discuss because I won't hear others' views. So most of these people that matter think I'm clueless. I'm doing a job that ridicules me. Family members saw me and mocked me. I tried sports betting and I lost enough money. There is nothing a therapist can tell me that I don't know already. And if you see me in person, you might have mistakenly prayed that God should make you br like me.

Rukkydelta:
And after leaving the good girls for the slay queens, when you want to settle down you will be looking for good girls, right? Nice
No wonder all the slay queens are now changing to good girls when they gets to marriageable age
You can't eat your cake and have it

As long as we have ordinary men married to 'beauty and brain', it's the wish of every man to have a pretty wife. It all boils down to dreams. As some women dream of marrying made, rich men, most men dream of marrying pretty women. So many men that are not educated, and who are ugly by my personal yardstick are married to very pretty women where I live. So, I use to ask myself how they did it. So if a woman is brained, it's through their arguments in forums or writeups offline that one may know. But once you meet them in real life, you become disappointed. Not because of waywardness, but because they don't measure up to the standard you have set for yourself.

I have no chance of working in corporate environments. So, there won't be a chance for me to meet intelligent women as I don't socialize: I have never been to a club; I try to avoid public functions; I limit my prominence to church premises, but I can write and engage in intellectual discussions with faceless people for ages. I have met very intelligent nairalanders so far. I was greatly discouraged when we met. The physical specs ruined everything. I want to get married once and for all.

havilla:
please I really want to know, how can a lady contribute to a mans life? What exactly do men mean by that?

How will you know? Were you given birth to yesterday?

biacan:
papa d papa

Please, stop posting; your phone gives you away... Posting comments twice: which phone does that?

Lovetinz:
I would like to see the Yoruba translation of..
..Wherein and wherefore the prospective customer has with or without proven intent alone or by himself and or in collusion with others...

... Ninu eyi ti, ati niwon igba ti onibara to sese fe maa bami ra oja ni, tabi se alaini erongba nikan, tabi nipa ipinnu ara re, tabi ni ifowosowopo lati se idabaru pelu elomiran...

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pnet22:
Won

Thanks, boss. I should have used a bigger stake. I used N500. I'm a beginner. I lost my job recently. advice me if I can do this for a while to bounce back.

OBIGS:
Unnessary act of cowardice. How will bomber help in curbing crime in the south east.the Nigeria police are the one to really carry out this operation to how there readiness in cobating crime. Except the Nigeria govt are really planing on carrying out ethnic cleansing in the south east

NA is just making their selves familiar with the terrain. They have intel about Cameroon with the backing of France trying to disrupt Nigeria using these miscreants in the East.

ikeepitreal:
what kind of nasty nonsense is this.?
you checked each other's anuses?

Not anus, oga ade. I said close to anus, an obscured corner

Young03:
The evil spirit in her have entered you

Be deceiving urself. I be evil spirit myself

vchykp:
its rapture dat is goin on.. irannu..!

U sha wan die of hypertension. Oponu

I know how I react whenever I reach orgasm. I would just breathe heavily. Whenever she cums, she would act like someone in very deep pain, make weeping sounds, but without tears.

Now that we are separated, anytime I cum now, I do exactly like her. I would act like someone in very depp pain, weeping, but no tears.

There was a time she insisted on checking my anus very closely after she said she felt something there. There is a certain tiny flesh close to my anus which has been there since childhood. Then she told me she has the same thing. When I checked hers, it was exactly the same in size and form. What is going on?

vicfuntop:
When puberty kids start dating
And pls stop abusing the word class. There is nothing classy about her.

You want to tell me that all daughters of the well to do people have never used public transport in their life? Even Europeans use public transport once in a while.
I'm sure you are already a grandma for using puberty for me. The era of slayqueen don pass. Pele

Rorachy:
You don't have sense I swear.

Try these shiit with me and watch me block you forever.
You are trying to form badass for a girl you like, you must be high on cheap weed, everything you did is so annoying.


A guy once did this to me, forming James bond for me, I quickly change am for am and told him bye that he has made his point, then stopped chatting with him, immediately he apologized, he later told me he did it cos girls broke his heart.
Well am not like other girls, I've conscience, you guys need to mellow down, everybody is not the same.

Shebi u are the deeper life girl in ur profile, i will rather not date than date iya jesu.