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ayourbamie:
U geh sense at all?

Omo irankiran. Your father should have named you osibami instead

propzncribz:
Classy girl that is using bus, is that one classy? The cherry on the ice cream is that she gave an okada man her number smh. Please in the name of ..... Stop using the word classy anyhow.

Apoda, ofo-bi-omi-efo. As if his grandfather was able to afford a bike b4 his miserable death. Once they become a clerk in one corner dealer selling used cars, they come to nl forming being rich. Boda eleribu, take a screeshot of ur account balance for us to see.

Lewaluv:
You are not everything. She probably deleted the app for a different reason.

She deleted the account a minute after my message was seen by her.

Collins0609:
Receive sense in Jesus name

Jesus dey dash sense shey? He created me with sense already. You need unusual approach for unusual results jor

I met this flashy girl and I opined that a strange tactic is what I need to have her.

There was a day we were chatting and she started acting big. I used mild ridicule to deflate her ego and she fell for it. Then there was a day she was waiting for bus. I rode my bike past her and she stopped me but I intentionally didn't wait. She felt like nobody despite being very classy. I chatted her up and told I was going the same route but I was in hurry.

Five days later, I told her we should hang out the following day and she said she hope I have enough to spend taking her type out. I knew she was joking but I told I would rather spend big on pets. She became angry and I used very insulting lines to show her I be baba when it comes to insults. She fell for it again. Note that I like her. Three days later, I told her that I'm sorry for making her angry. She immediately deleted her whatsapp account.

She could have simply blocked me. Now should we say she wants me to use physical chats and not online chats again?

Get a degree in education if you have the means.

I li

Rorachy:
Including your sisters.

U dey mind this one.

Chubhie:
Are boko haram exempted from romance? Boko haram are humans and could be more romantic than your lil mind could comprehend. Don't you think so?

Afofungbemu!

Chubhie:
Forget the job and marry her so that you can spend the rest of your years giving the right position so she won't shed tears anymore.

Perhaps this is your sole divine mission on earth?

Boko haram zealot, go to religion section.

Chidonc:
some have sense they cannot use, some can use but have no sense, we have sense and we can use, glory be to God Amen.

Which category do you belong to? "can use sense but have no sense?

Greenbullet:
I like your last statement

You be Satan's pikin like myself abi?

madridguy:
Are you a Muslim?

Do you still love her? If yes, can you marry her?

I need your reply on this before telling you something.

I'm not a Muslim but most of my family members are clerics.

I love her, but hate her gold digging tendency. I can marry her.

When we broke up, those I know and those that ordinarily wouldn't want to talk to me keep telling me to thank my star. I asked what her antecedents are and they said that she is a notorious gold digger. I know she digs gold, but it seems she loves me.

There was a time I lost my job. I visited my Islamic cleric who prescribed a prayer that involves spending money. She gave the money to the cleric, thinking I may divert the money to other things. Note that I'm the one that consulted the alfa for prayer o. But after months still with no job, she left. When I said I have no job, I mean the kind of job that can make one take care of a ho.e. Now she is saying she misses me. I know she would miss me because to satisfy her in bed requires certain position that will take months to adapt to. And if you don't satisfy her through that position, she would shed tears and hate you.

I'm tired of spending heavily on her. I told her this night that I will fvck her if she visits me, but won't give her a dime.

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Martin0:
Hian na wa ooo,if I was seeking such hmmm don't u think
Modeling will do that for me...

Shey you are a model ni? Me too wan model o, i fine.

MissRaine69:
Your argument has no impartiality. Women regardless of nationality now use dating sites but from the above statement you are saying because she is Nigerian her approach is wrong? If she was from Gabon for example her actions would be excused? So according to your argument and logic Nigerian women do not ( should not) do such things? The ones that do are either old, hiding something or it's not appropriate behaviour? My friend welcome to the 21st century there is no such thing anymore. It's your mindset that needs to catch up. The virtual world is used to meet people, not only for business but for relationships too.
In the US as you argued couples meet online as well they might not be honest about it but it does happen.
This is what's wrong with this country this steadfast belief that things have to be done a certain way in order to be validated. Metamorphosis occurs mindsets and perceptions have to do the same.

Lol. This one threw away the much coveted attention by many from rain 80. He should try his luck next time. Martin0, come dash me the soap wey you use at the beginning o.

Aguyhasnoname:
I use 2-7-1

Na only goal u dey after, u no wan defend?

pepemendy:
find something to do with your life...or better still kill yourself

Oponu_!

In my early life, if there is anything I loved doing, it's wooing. If a girl says yes in those days, we would just be saying to our friends that the said girl is one's fiancee - nothing more.

In all, I have dated 3 girls. Two of the relationships didn't last for 5 months. The last one lasted for a year. Now I can't woo again. Because I keep wondering what the shame will be like if I'm rejected. Being rejected by the last girl I wooed will forever haunts me. I'm the only one that knows why thinking about the rejection pains me. What keeps disturbing my mind is revenge, but rejection is not an offense of any sort. It seems I will be sad about this for long.

MissRaine69:
Boerboel? Cause I don't know what a boabull is maybe that's why it spoke to you
Stay at home and all will be revealed

Someone who is a scientist shows me she's wise for the first time. Don't get me wrong, it might be my first time of seeing you make sense through this kind of words.

MissRaine69:
I cannot fathom how you can not see how superficial you come across in that statement you wrote.
In a nutshell according to you a woman wants a man with a 3 bed house and a car that's your prerequisite for a man. With those things a woman is comfortable? This is why women get dumped when a guy's hard work starts to bear fruit.
How many women grew up in a three bedroom house or had a car that you put that as a minimum for someone else's child to provide for you?
Does his mother live in a three bed house andoes she drive she drive an old Camry? That is what I call being entitled beyond the very word.

You roasted the muggin.

Benita27:
When you're broke, what have you to spend on a lady?.

I never knew it that this moniker knows nothing. A man can foot his own bills but not that of another woman and you say he is broke. If he spends 1k daily on consumables, he can reduce his budget to 800naira and start saving 200 naira to please her woman. Once the money accumulates, the edeeot spends all in a day shopping and would say the guy is not broke. Parasites...

Amarabae:
irresponsible comment.

Reply him. What else can you offer apart from the yanshing?

Amarabae:
what a dry and empty bullying tactics.
I am not moved by it, dear.
Nuisance? Is that the only word you can decode from my writeup?
Horrible.
Also, I have a federal job and financially stable even before marriage.
And last, I have the legal right to be in any section that I want.
Ok?

A Biafran showing off with federal job... Are the broke dudes not deserving of federal jobs if they have certs? Opportunist..

lefulefu:
u can comot frm that dreary zonal headquaters by doing a simple reverse .how u go reverse the situation u might ask and i go still tell u say na poetry .babes dey fall yakata f0r guys wey dey tear poetry .do this now and she will start giving her waist one time

I don compose this one below for perusal.

My babe, my friend, how many time i don call you
Listen to ur mother's counsel efiwe guys u must carry come
Dish them pepper dem gang and playboy
Thou shall not friendzone cone head folks cos are tested demons
If he looks broke, know that he is hiding that gucci cap
You don jam expert for the other room.

DeGuyNxtDoor:
sincerely bro...she does almost nothing for me if not for my meals and airtime. I think the pay is okay bro.


I even wash my cloths my self.

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Now understandable, not a graduate trainee position. I said it because in my last job, I told the employer that he should forget anything lesser than 30k. He employed me. At the end of the first month, appointment letter came with 20k salary. He then said I could see the company is upcoming. 200 naira daily on transport, 600 naira daily on meal. What am I expected to do with 20k? And this is a position for which many graduates were interviewed.

Since I left that place, I gave up job hunting, and this feeling of man's inhumanity to man is all see in employers.

lefulefu:
Bester44 dis u case na waoh.d time u dey toast her na poetry u for tell her say u sabi .at least poetry simple pass maths .i dey sure if to say na the poetry format u use she for don end up with u in ze oza rooms as u dey use d poems bust her head .anyway wetin i go suggest now be say do away with the maths toasting format.go to the nitty gritty.tell her say since when u see her beautiful face u no dey fit sleep again...that all u need right now is waist .iyam telling u now if u follow wetin i tell u she will fall in love with u .

Emyleo said i don enter zonal headquarters already and you here talking of poetry. Wic poetry pass "I'm the banana wey go fall on you".

EmyLeo:
Lol.. you are mathematically dancing to that Zone bro!!,.some call it Friend_Zone but I call it Zone_B..


#Pls remove urself asap b4 it's too late..

Which yeye dancing be dt. I will tell her na joke i dey joke that it was my friend solving the maths. I will tell her say CRK na my area of specialization

Gentlevin:
hehehehehe ore mi kosi weree, awon police robber lo fa....

Lol. Make i no send sango to u o.

Gentlevin:
This is getting interesting...since u are d maths teacher, I go be d practical biology teacher. so when u go bring d babe come make I "test run" d practicals? ;DThis is getting interesting...since u are d maths teacher, I go be d practical biology teacher. so when u go bring d babe come make I "test run" d practicals?...lol

Army robber ni e, the girl wey no give me face u wan test her toto..