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iphenon:
I'm here

I know the person in that pic. Is it a meme?

bethyz:
I will marry my husband again oooo. I don't think anyone can be like him.

U forgot that your moniker is male. Continue

DannyJ19:
yea...A friend of mine had same issue,he went with his cousin to the Baba's place me wea be Jew man I no follow... few days after visiting the Baba's place the person who stole the phone returned it... I was amazed.

Give me his address in ife, please.

DannyJ19:
Go and meet BaBa ifafunminiwo in ile-ife the phone would be returned within 42hrs..


Don't thank me..

Do you mean this?

Riddler:
One mad man actually overtook me on third mainland bridge this night shouting at me if I was okay. Apparently I wasnt driving as fast as His majesty wanted. I saw overtake a dozen other cars seconds later still shouting at the drivers. OP are u the one?

Not driving fast no be offense o, but commercial drivers hate it and would hurl insults at you for being slow.

In a situation, All the available lanes were occupied, a driver created an extra lane beside me and overtook me. He then spread 5 fingers at me as a sign of abusing my mother, saying I didn't leave enough room for overtaking. This one got me, and I raced to outrun the idiot for a beating.

stacyadams:
direct d job come my side...no matter the nonsense dem drive ,,me go just dey luk dem like mumu..i no get saliva to waste

Lol. Anger never catch u before

MissWrite:
Road rage passes. After a while, you won't notice the crazy anymore when you've come to expect the worst from people. Just drive defensively.

Sometimes, happiness (or satisfaction at least) can come with getting a new perspective of your situation. So, get analytical: what exactly do you hate about your job? (Do you have an opportunity to spend your time more productively?) Is there anything that you love about it? (Pays the bills maybe?) Make a list. And decide if you're better off quitting. But if you're not better off quitting, then realize that the pros beat the cons, and learn to appreciate your situation.

My problem seems philosophical. I'm a man who loves justice so much that if it not served, I become sad.

This is my first time of interacting with customers from various walks of life. Now I have firsthand reasons to say that many people are demons roaming the streets. So, I would retire into my room thinking of how to get rid of these [demons].

I recently started a job I hate so much. It involves driving in traffic every day. Other road users are driving me insane with their reckless driving. You would see me dishing out curses almost every 5 minutes. I was a very quiet person until the recent time.

Now after coming back from work, I still go about in the house angry. This job fetches me 50k monthly but I hate the job. How can I be happy again.

achiever12:
You are not different from that teacher. It is round off and not round up

Apostrophe should be used to distinguish a phrase or clause you wish to correct.

"It is 'round off', and not 'round up'."

Partnerbiz3:
round off NOT round up

You started a sentence with a letter in lower case, and you failed to end the sentence with a correct punctuation.

She might have found out that she won't be able to have children the natural way. If that's the case, men who are not madly in love with her won't want to marry her and if she won't be able to have children the either way, she won't be able to pressurize any man to stay except you that she is used to and whose weak point she knows.

Something tells me she just wants the "married" status and not commitment. She may not even cheat but she won't crave being with you most of the times after marriage.

If she threatens suicide by your plan to breakup, that may mean she has financial capability to make the marriage work. In that case, you guys can get married while you are still schooling.

As for insults from posters, this is nairaland. It's like most of these people are teenagers. We come online to have seek advice and relief only for the mor0ns to add to the problem. I opened a thread the other day, nobody believed the story because it's am extremely rare case. I was insulted by all 12 people that made comments. I didn't use this account. I have 4 accounts because of that nonsense.

StarBukola:
Pray with these Bible verses
Isaiah 55:11 ,54vs 5: 17:4:15
1Cor6vs17
Ijohn 4vs4
Joshua 5vs 9. But before u start, confess all your sins everything you can remember .

Thanks

OriginalKogiboy:
Pray at night against it.

I stand in my office as a born prophet and I disconect u from every known and unknown marine blood convenant in JESUS Name!!

continue d prayer at night and see the result.

Amen

All my relationships lasted for not more than 5 months except the last one that lasted for two years. The last girl has a pendant that she has never taken off since when she started wearing it - she said a priest told her never to take it off.

I wake up every day by 5am. I would struggle to sleep back because I would feel still not rejuvenated by the sleep. By 5:30am, I would become motionless, and conscious that I'm still in my room. My ankles and toes would be curling in enjoyment as if being massaged somewhere. I would gasp for air like someone reaching orgasm like 5 times and I would fall asleep. When waking up by 7am, I would feel very relaxed and rejuvenated.

I'm handsome and girls always send green light first. I would pretend as if I'm not interested until it becomes embarrassing for the girls and I would woo them. Once I woo them, they would not say yes or no and they would run.

What explanation can one give to this?

@ greatnaija, k

I will use an...

orbitalgis:
This is the most cringe worthy conversation ever.Very crude and uncouth.

It was not my intention to be uncouth though. I had studied some ebooks about handling these classy girls. Money won't go far among the needed weapons. I like her, and she happened to be one i used to test run the dating tricks. Her silence was understandable: I won twice - the insult, and I helped her home when she almost had no choice.

Smarty98:
Bro,jst say it to her face dat u lyk her,she no fit kee u nah

She's a big girl type. If it's not true love, na ATM person go turn to.

youngbelieve:
exactly
After telling her rubbish,u wantu woo!!!

And you think I should allow a girl demean my pocket and get away with it just like that?

I walked up to this girl last year and we became friends. She's running a booming makeup business. While chatting one day, I said...

Me: We will hang out one day and visit one of these highbrow areas.

Her: Are you sure your pocket reach dat level?

Me: Even if my pocket can afford this, it's now clear that it will be a waste spending the money to a girl with burnt face which heavy painting won't let us see.

Her: Are ok? Can you say that to my face?

Me: Good, I will be in your shop by 4:00pm tomorrow. E be like say u never jam trouble b4. Did you ever think of it that this is my street in a town of my father and lineage? (I was burning with rage at this point and started planning how to walk there tomorrow and say what I said to her face. Note that I have a very strong network of people in this town). We are of different tribes, and I heaped other nairaland insults on her

Her: But why are you taking things far? It's my fault for becoming your friend.

I stopped chatting at this point as I realized she softpedalled.

Today, bikes were very scarce in town and many people were waiting by the road side for buses. I have a fancy bike, and she unknowingly flagged me down. I passed her by already, and I turned back. Once she realized that I was the one, she stepped away. I asked her softly to get on the bike, and I took her home. After dropping her off, she didn't say a word.

Me: Esther, sorry for the other side of me you saw the last time.

Her: She said nothing and walked into her house. I still like her.

Should I woo her? I have never wooed her o. I like her.

Viicfuntop:
Firstly,answer this, why didn’t you make a move the first time?

If a girl insults me, I will need days to get over it. If a girl turns me down, I may not woo another one in the next two years. This is as a result of my experiences with women. So, unless a woman says she likes me, I will never think she likes me.

Viicfuntop:
I tell him but never use the word love. Rather I flirt with him so that he comes to me on his own. For example I stare at him a lot and once our eyes meet, I look away. That’s just the trigger that a guy needs to walk up to me.


Ok that’s a lie. I die inside.

A girl did that to me many times, and I didn't make a move. Then she moved close and said 'good morning, bro.' I then stopped her and asked for her name. Then we became friends. I didn't woo her o.

I later saw a rich woman with her and I asked if that's her mother. She said yes. Then I made this joke: " I bin dey think of how to marry a daughter of a rich woman. She will just das us a house on wedding day. Will you marry me?"

Her reply: lol. I'm engaged to a man na

Do you think this gal wants me? I like her though.

Kobicove:
Don't let anyone fool you, money is very important when it comes to sustaining a marriage in Nigeria.

By the way OP, the quality of your grammar is a testament to the fact that you went to good schools...that means your parents were relatively well-off to have been able to afford such schools

Is this a joke or what? The first time I ever bought a textbook with my own money was when I turned 25. This is to let you know that I attended the worst of schools anyone can think of because I had no parents. Now my place among the top language users and writers? That's definitely assured.

ubunja:
thats the start of a Friendzone. tell her you dont want that and delete her from your life. coz you'll never taste her pvssy, if you do it will either be out of pitty for you or when she wana retire from fvcking around.either reasons no self-respecting man can accept.
find it in you to walk away from her. go to where you are celebrated not tolerated.

I joked with a gal telling her to marry me. She knew I was joking, and she answered saying she's engaged to a man. We all know that she's not engaged. Can I say she wants me?

These women look old, why? Me that is 36 not as old as her.

JULIE1925:



True love exist everywhere regardless of color, family background, gender, political & religious beliefs...We still find LOVE even in a hopeless place...

As long you believe that there is LOVE, it will surely find u

Ohhhh btw, im #TeamInterracial baby

Why are you always telling us that you're team interracial? You're already dating a Nigerian, and you still disturb our peace. Folks will think you are a yahoo guy looking for who to feed off.

And if you're not with an interracial man already, send PM to me. Simple!

tosyne2much:
Telegram beats whatsapp hands down.. I see telegram sending WhatsApp packing


Mark my words

Since its not using phone number, what is the means of connecting friends?

OboOlora:

Do you know the meaning of oboOlora in my language? It means a fat vagina. Will you marry me?

ifex370:
Loooooooool

But it seems God led me to her.

Marcelo290:


You want to hear the truth? she was shocked you could say those things to her. She sees you as a very good friend and not a potential boyfriend. Her birthday message would further buttress my point if you had stated the words she used.

You seem right. Her words are the following: " Good morning sir
Happy Birthday sir
Age gracefully...."

taylor88:
85G friendzone network has been activated for ur head

Make phone kukuma dissapear while trying to have supersonic browsing speed.